CHAD STORYS

Post em bros. Even if unintentionally chad, all these beta-posters are lowering my gains.

>Be me
>girl blows me
>holds me tight
>"I love me user"
>"I know"

>at uni
>qtp2t Comes up from behind me and gropes my tricep
>Wow, user! You've gotten so much bigger over summer break :)
>Haha, you did as well

>not "I love me too"
virgin detected

I had sex with the actress that played Zack and Cody's mom and didn't even remember her name.

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>talking to that girl
> "user, you are really getting bigger!"
>"yeah, i am 1.87 m tall and i weight like 84kg and i want to reach 87 in like 1 month just because it passes good to my body height. 1.87 m - 87 kg, got it?"
>"That's cool, user! By the same logic that means that i have to be 65 kg ha-ha!"
>"Yeah but you can't get rid off of 20kg in 1 month."

bullshit

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kek

fuckin lold

>alphatism

pics or it didn't happen, fag

Thank you, guys, it almost makes me forget about my 1rm.

pretty good

Not sure if alpha or autistic as fuck

>be at the gym
>changing clothes in the lockers
>2 girls walk in
>"Oh sorry! We thought this was the women's lockers!"
>I reply "I-it's okay, you can change here too"
>They giggle and leave

that was nice bro

Been getting tons of mires from 19 year old university students ever since I got out of the army, 29 year old bald fag here but I lift consistently and dress my age. My French professor is a qt and takes the same bus as I since we both live in the sticks, she waits for me when I get off the bus and talks to me and says she should come visit the brewery I work at

Well done bro

> Visiting home from college
> Party with people I went to high school with
> Trading exaggerated drinking stories with former varsity running back
> Later that night
> Running back is banging some girl in the laundry room
> Running back walks out of the room completely naked
> Confident as can be, mixes some kind of drink, has a brief conversation with another girl
> Already I miring, this guy has real confidence
> He takes the girl's hand and starts walking with her
> NO WAY
> Sadly, not a legend that night, she pulls her hand away and says, "Not while you still like sex with some other girl"
> He shrugs, sips his drink, walks back into laundry room, resumes banging the girl in there.

I guess it's easier to handle rejection when you had sex five minutes ago and will have sex five minutes later no matter what she says.

What is a varsity running back?

A football player who gets more glory than a junior varsity left guard.

I dont know but if I have a son im going to make sure he is one

>throwing all these exact numbers at someone
you sound like a fucking autist.

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>be me, 23 ottermode, 6'0,185lbs 13%bf, dating girl for 3 years
>traveling for one week to another city
>on day 2 i go to a crowded street full of bars
>get drunk with friends
>gf calls yelling at me because "i don't care enough to call her"
>tell her, "well, i'm sorry but i'm on my vacations with my bros, deal with it or else we're over"
>now i'm single
>tell bro, he silently leaves
>come back 5 minutes later with a tequila bottle
>"bro, now that we're all single, lets rage"
>i take a huge sip of tequila and start hitting on basically every hot girl on sight
>on the end of the night i've hooked up with more than 10 girls and took a petite blonde girl to my hotel room and hate fucked her
>untill this day one year later, everytime i go to her town we fuck

>walking on campus
>see chick I haven't seen in several months
>since I've last seen her I've been lifting hardcore, took the /shavepill/, got a nice normie haircut
>she offers hug immediately, never acted like this before
>"user .. you look so different! Did you get taller?"
>"you got rid of all this!", gestures to facial hair region
>talk for a little
>before I leave she offers another hug

Why do women always mistake gains for height? They will never appreciate the true beauty of the male physique..

was alphatistic, maybe just alpha if you still talk to those girls and joke about it with them

This girl I always look at in class literally went so far out of her way to get me to talk to her as we left, I'm talking like speedwalking to make sure she walked out with me, then she was walking right next to me giving side eye hardcore and I just put my earbuds in and walked the other way.

After next class when I ask her if she wants to study she is going to fucking want it

>a female friend invites me to a party
>most of the people there are girls
>my friend tells me she lost weight
>I lift her to weight her (I always do this with my mom)
>then some girls in the party ask me to carry them
Probs my peak chadness moment

if you didn't fuck then this is actually your biggest beta moment

>Why do women always mistake gains for height? They will never appreciate the true beauty of the male physique..
never change Veeky Forums

Damn you sure burned the living shit out of her

Every time i see this meme i really want someone to make a brad shave balls vs thad 7 gigs of cp
Brad
>fucks underage students
>shaves his balls because he cares about hygiene and what the teenagers think
>sent nudes by students
>turned in by Veeky Forums virgins jealous they arent getting teenage puss
>would do it again

Thad
>has to watch videos of cp instead of fucking underage women
>carrys around a flash drive with cp
>brags about it on facebook
>gets busted by the fbi
>tfw black
>regrets his decisions

Someone make it happen need to add more probably.

I was on no sleep and wasn't thinking.

I like thicker girls and she looked super good to me, so I didn't mean it that way. She's now super thin (from thicc to sticc) It's been 4 years and she has kept the weight off.

I left an impression I guess

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my gf hurt her leg playing soccer and I had to carry her off the field. Was an all girls team, never got mired so hard in my life. Made me fuck her against a wall that night. Any opportunity to carry a woman that comes along take it.

>3 guys that go to the gym together almost every day
>they wait for each other outside the gym gathering berries in their pockets to ping each other with when in the gym, and other gym-goers when they're not looking
>they loudly mimic other gym-goers who are grunting
>they pinch people bent over

>insecure coworkers making jabs at me
>say my back's looking small etc.
>office chad walks past and says "nah bro user's back is fucking popping at the gym, maybe you should go yourself sometime" then walks off again
>coworkers shut up and turn back to their screens

I fucked one of them
I feel you, senpai. My gf once was very tired and uncomfortable (flat foot) and I had to carry her a couple of blocks and everyone was looking me like I was a fucking hero.

Never seen them again tβh

Thanks brahs

Classic Thaddeus

yeah i dont think your getting as many mires as you think baldy oldy.

lol

you get berryed often?

In general public I sort of do, but it's especially pronounced at school. Every other dude there is completely DYEL, usually skinny Indian kids who smell weird or fat asian kids who can barely speak to other males their age. A white guy who lifts and actually has money is a rarity here.

this one makes me feel good inside

not chad at all, just fucking autistic

>be pudgy awkward child
>get fit and become slightly less awkward
>still khv at 23 though
>at co-worker's birthday, see girl I haven't seen since awkward pudgy days, she went from plain to THICC gymnast mode, wew lad
>sperg out all night, still manage to hit it off
>bar hop with co-workers and friends til like 4am, she ends up driving me home and invites herself in
>legit too tired and drunk to do much, make out a bit and then pass out like a chump
>wake up, she's still there and cuddled up to me, bare body against mine, instant boner
>she's fast asleep though, so just chill for hours because I had never been with a girl like this
>she wakes up eventually, flirty and playful, we kiss and giggle and cuddle
>miss like four chances to escalate
>asks me if I want to do anything, say yeah get some coffee
>get up, getting dressed, sit down to put shoes on, she comes and straddles me on my chair in nothing but panties
>"hows that feel?"
>tell her I'd feel better if I had had some caffeine, that I really need my fix and have a pounding headache desu
>she gets off, we go get coffee and some pizza
>drive back, she strips down and goes back to my bed
>get in with her, start talking because all the booze and grogginess has worn off and feeling awkward
>talk about philosophy for hours, she keeps grinding against me
>eventually at like 9pm her bf calls her
>what.jpg
>says she ought to get home soon, ask her wtf is up with that
>say shes poly
>I nervously laugh and say, oh haha thats cool
>she forcefully begins to kiss me, but at this point I'm kind of weirded out and it's just awkward, she gets dressed and leaves and asks me to come visit her next weekend so we can finish our business
>"okay."
>text a bit during the week, friday comes and I'm REALLY horny
>drive to her place, knock on door
>the very epitome of a numale redditor answers the door
>"oh hey, you must be user, anonnette said you'd be over. I'm gabe, her boyfriend."

cont

>he invites me in and she comes running over and hugs me very bustily
>he sits back down at their dinner table
>my brain is literally not comprehending wtf I am doing
>sit down and eat vegan mac and cheese with them, find myself being autistically quiet
>after dinner sit down to watch rick and morty with them, she's all over me and he's doing schoolwork on the couch next to us
>after a few episodes she drags me to the bedroom, starts to undress me and touch my penis
>okay, now in private I feel a bit better
>she blows me for a while, set up for sex
>insert penis in vagina, feel like I'm relaxing
>what is that noise
>use tactically placed mirror to see that gabe is in the corner silently masturbating
>boner instantly shrivels, feel nauseous
>she looks concerned, asks if I'm okay
>"haha, I'm good, but can I use the bathroom??"
>get shown the bathroom, naked at this point
>steal a pair of pajama bottoms and gabe's crystal castle t shirt, climb out the window as silently as possible and run to my car, use the spare key under the seat and drive the fuck away
>ignore her calls/texts for a few days, eventually stop receiving them

idk how I feel about things in retrospect

Typical reddit cuck, good story though

thats not chad story, should have fucked her and him too

American school teams are split into varsity, which is an older and more experienced team that represents the school more, and junior varsity, which is for less skilled people

>berry picker as fuck

Gabe pls

You didn't report those cunts for peeping?

Literally omega

Fuck off Eric you don't belong on fit

>talk about philosophy for hours, she keeps grinding against me
This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read on Veeky Forums. I'd like to hear how she would describe how this transpired lmao

I think you posted in the wrong thread--this is for chad stories

>No labeled axises

>Reporting
>Not blackmailing them into a threesome

This is some weird autistic chad/virgin hybrid

A story I posted in another thread, about my best friend who is also a turbo chad: how I began lifting.

>chad friend goes to my house
>"user, we need to have a serious talk"
>"you cant keep going like that"
>"you dress like a retard and you're fat, you're ruining your own life"
>"let's see your wardrobe"
>chad friend goes to my wardrobe
>literally almost strips it bare
>"now, I love you, you're my best friend"
>"and seeing you like that is making me fucking sad"
>"you need to make a choice now"
>"keep going like that, or shit, hear me, I know you for fourteen years already"
>"let's be better, go with me to the gym user"
>"let's dominate this fucking school together"
>I couldn't let my friend down
>go with him
>actually likes it
>stop being a fucking landwhale

He is the best friend in all the fucking world and, that time, was enough of a friend to give me the kick in the butt I needed to stop bitching around and do something to better myself. Now, we have been friends for more than seventeen years, we are living more than 600km apart and our friendship is still strong as ever, met him last weekend and it was like we had never been apart. Value your friendships, anons, because they are the best things in your life.

>the true beauty of the male physique
n-no homo, right?

>I'm gabe, her boyfriend

Based
t. Oldfag with good friends

>friday night
>just got done with the gym
>have sick pump
>biking back home minding my own business
>hear honking behind me
>assume it has nothing to do with me because I'm doimg nothing wrong
>hear honking once again
>finally turn around
>2 girls sitting next to each other
>the passenger was the one honking and is gigling at me
>the girl driving is visibly embarassed and laughs while jokingly making 'N-no' hand movements
>my autist mind interprets this literally and I carry on with my route
Chadtism is a beautiful thing

>this pasta again

Fug

>My name is Roland
>Friends notice I'm getting bigger
>Call me "Swoleand"

Brought a tear to my eye. I need to do this to my brother

Roland is a pretty cool name.

>talk about philosophy for hours while she's grinding on me
>so I think when Nietzsche made his case for the overman, he was not talking about achievement
>Hey user I Nietzsche your dick in me
>... Anyway he makes some very good points about the human condition...

Brutally great.

>is it dusty in here all of a sudden ? eyes watering a bit.

>Chubby Italian GF giving me a blowjob
>Finish in her mouth
>She speaks through the viscous cum
>" It tastes better today, I'm going to swallow it"
>I get some unbearable urge to make her not swallow
>Stick my fingers in her mouth and try to scoop out my goo
>I wrestle her for a good 3 minutes with my hands behind her neck and my fingers in her mouth as to not let her swallow

Why did I do this? She wasn't even mad, she just started laughing hysterically like it was some kind of game.

Alpha as fuck

Nothing like a Chad on your side. My fav part of being in a fraternity was that network of Chad comrades

>4 years ago
>girl kinda into me but i wasnt that into her
>was insecure and socially anxious
>go to buffalo wild wings when she used to work there
>with a few friends having a few beers
>shes not our server but she comes over and says hi to me
>tell her jokingly "i was hoping you wouldnt be here tonight"
>she thought i was sincere
>she says "oh...ok" and walks away
>friends think im a dick but had a laugh about it
>next week talk to her
>she thought i was a pimp
>been with her ever since
>successfully stumbled into a relationship

thanks user :)

She was trying to swallow your gains, you did the right thing.

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Great story dude

Managed to get a girl from Tinder back to my place without leaving my apartment the other night

I've fucked a few tinder bitches before, but always after a date.

This one came over. Fatter and much shittier personality than I'd executed, she was a horrible bitch.

Demanded we lay down in the bed, while she texted and complained. Played with her ass and kissed her a bit, then she was whining about how tired she was, how she should go home, so I told her to gtfo if she wanted to go.

Eventually left. Wouldn't have minded fucking that big fat ass, but she was so unpleasant it was good to be rid of her

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>axes

Fuck

lol rekt

you sound really autistic
not by your story but just the way you type
and your story sounds autistic

oh pajeet, do they not have american football in india?

>2 years after graduating college
>just broke up with gf
>visiting bros at old frat during summer
>bunch of sorority girls boarding there
>meet up with two bros and like eight boarders at a bar, start playing drinking games
>warmth and respect of younger bros, contained autism, and decent gainz result in being sensed as the alpha
>queen bee starts picking on me to drink, I pick her back, drones jealous yet intrigued
>go back to the house, hanging out on the deck drinking beers, queen bee trying to hold my hand, two other girls getting handsy
>most of them go off to get burgers or some shit
>fuck the shit out of one of them, hook up with her a few times after that

american football is the poor man's rugby

>gf says she loves me
>i dont feel that way about her yet
>say "i know"
>she laughs because she likes star wars too
>eventually she stops laughing

>he thinks making out with girls is hooking up
LARPing high schoolers pls go

How did you care your girlfriend?

You sound like somebody trying to stop his dog from eating chocolate while the dog is just confused.

>five years ago
>throw party
>cute girl I like says she's tired
>wants me to show her where my bed is
>show her where my bed is
>leave and go back to the party

kek

fuck. this sounds so sweet. i can just picture her giggling as you toss her around. very sweet user. i wish i had a gf to play around with in bed like this

fuckin cute bro. wish you all the best

Kekk

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>Many years ago during gym class.
>I don't like to participate so I just sit together with a girl in one of the supply areas, (they were basically just indented sections in the wall)
>"Hey user, maybe I could be your girlfriend" Or something like that, can't actually remember the conversation.
>I just start laughing, weaving in a couple of "nah"s in the laughter.
>"Why not user?"
>Still laughing slightly I just shake my head and say "nah" a couple more times.
>After that gym class ended.
>Didn't really speak to her again after that.
I just thought she was joking at first, took me so long until I realized.