Whats your kryptonite in the gym?

Easy I don’t like white girls. Now show me a nice Latty with a round ass and I’m fucked for the rest of the workout.

>getting turned on by a skinny woman using poses that create the illusion of an ass

Anything. I can't go to the gym anymore it just makes me want to fuck something

Thankfully I'm home gym master race now.

-jewish owners who don't turn on the AC in the morning to save shekels
-dirty showers/toilets

You must be gay I would drag my gaping asshole across a field of broken glass to be with her.

>[Hot Girl Test Boost]: Whenever a hot girl is in the same room as you, lifts increase by 15%

For real though, my local gym has a stereo with an open aux cable
>people playing shit tier music on their spotify FREE accounts

>not liking skinny women
What are you a submissive faggot who likes huge girls?

It's like there's too much ass at the gym and in society. I look, but it's nothing amazing. It's like watching a tulip along the sidewalk. Looks nice, but meh, there's nothing unique.
Having an ass in front you on the treadmill is like zapping TV-channels and watching half a movie that you kind of know. Familiar, yet interesting enough to keep an eye on.

>he still can't get over women dressing like sluts in the gym.
not even a thought of "goddamn", or "better look away before she sees me." cross my mind

Tits>ass

Homosexual if you disagree with me tbqh.

when a girl, who isn't ugly, looks at me

Who is this semon demon?

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it's good that you're coomfortable in your sexuality of being gay af

Heavy weights.

>tits
literally all genetics
>ass
half genetics, half hard work

I can appreciate both but a bangin' ass takes work, which makes me appreciate it more.

The front is way more appealing

Slender tomboyish girls in sports bras.

Hot girls working out near me. Actually get nervous and start trying to lift heavy weight without proper form

Actually lifting it

>go to gym

>looks empty from outside, think Im going to get it all to myself

>walk in

>group of staceys sitting in a circle all sweaty after their workout gossiping

>they all stop talking and look at me

face > tits = ass

i was debating this issue with a friend and it came down to this.

Which is more impressive? An asian girl with large tits or an asian girl with a huge ass? Everyone agreed it was the ass.

from left to right
8/10, 2/10, 2/10, 5/10, 4/10, 5/10, 5/10, 6/10, 4/10, 8/10

You have good taste. Far right and far left are pretty fit as m8.

>post all day every day crying and moaning about no gf and no gains
>have no fucking taste what so ever

it all makes sense really. blatantly wear the most shit clothes and listen to earlet music as well all gonna make it brahs

ass > tits man, if i'm banging a chick I don't mind her having no tits but I do mind if she has no ass. What a fucking let down

I to am a tits man. We are a rare breed friend.

I actually like small asses for some reason. Theyre cute

So what'll it be, lads?

Remind yourself that shit comes out of asses.

doesn't help even a little bit

I've seen enough lifetime to know number 9. In a heartbeat lads

0, 3, 5 cuz redheads, 6, 7, 9

Standards are rock bottom I know

H-h-h-hey grils

Meh...they are all white.

Well, considering an Asian with a huge (do you mean round?) ass is almost physically impossible, it's kind of a moot argument.
That's like being impressed by a Dachsund with long legs...there aren't any, dude.

Turnoff, she's incredibly vain but so are most of Veeky Forums

big tits small ass masterrace

This. Years of seeing girls like this and watching porn and I don't feel anything anymore. If I see a nice looking girl around the age of 20 I'll think:
>I see. There is attractive woman there.
(forgets about it three seconds later)
I can register a woman as attractive but I rarely ever get aroused by them anymore unless they're pixels on a screen. She has to be really hot for me to actually pay attention and then it takes me about 30 seconds to forget. Personally I think this is a much more healthy mindset then the alternative of having your life revolve around them.

>But that's not healthy maaaan you need a real partner in your life to be satisfied maaaaaan
Don't tell me how to live my life faggots

Burly men groaning loud when lifting weights. It just makes me want to run away.

cute boys

Some Arms(Original called Uns Braços) is one of the most famous tales of Machado de Assis.

Written in 1895, tells a story of a young man named Ignatius, aged 15, who lives with the solicitor Borges in a large house, where Dona Severina also lives. The woman walk around with her arms always naked, which at the time was an act of vulgarity and informality. The boy falls in love with D. Severina, who also feels a strong attraction for the boy. Ignatius, knowing that he can not continue to love D. Severina, thinks of running away from Borges's house. However, D. Severina's arms attract him so much that he lacks the courage to leave them. At a certain moment, Ignatius sleeps and Dona Severina sees him. Simultaneously, Ignatius dreams of D. Severina approaching him and kissing him and D. Severina makes his dream come true. It is after that one kiss in a dream that Ignatius leaves Borges's house some time later, when he was sixteen, without even knowing that the kiss had been real.

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>likes small asses
user...

I prefer a smaller, firmer ass as well.
Don't like those giant bowls of jell-o bobbling around back there.

Rolling. Although they all look like boring ass white girls. Which is not bad just meh.

If you get along probably good woman for one of you white boys to date and marry. For me I would get bored out of my mind after a few months.

is this a CFNM fantasy?

Why not

Edge between sets

There is a girl who doesn't wear a bra and looks like a fit Aubrey Plaza, so that.

What's with all the shitposting /pol/ rejects recently?

If you prefer butt over boobs you are probably a nigger or some other form of shitskin.

oh sweet I didn't realize india was 1st world now
>yuropoors folks

A bad butt can be disgusting to look at friend

0 GET

>cute boy with a booty squatting with bad form
>can't stop imagining him twerking on my cock whenever he buttwinks at the bottom of the squat
>dick gets so hard thinking about it that I cannot squat below parallel without discomfort

ur gay my dood

Gibe

So you essentially spent time and money out of pocket to cancel and transfer gyms rather than tell a few muds to stop hogging the rack?

Proto-Indo-European legacy in Hindi kshatriya and brahmin castes, descended from Aryan steppe peoples, first to possess the ability to process protein from milk, GOMAD conquerors of Eurasia. This epigenetic legacy imprinted on the Aryan psyche as an appreciation of the milk-bearing breasts which gave them the increased mass and bone density that enabled them to conquer the herbivoric Neolithic European Farmers who worshipped fat asses (see Venus of Willendorf et al.), and manifests in the modern pornographicized male Indo-European mind as liking big titties.

Thanks kek, gonna choose 9 even tho she's already in a relationship.

0 has fat legs fat arms and looks like she's sucking her gut in... Shame on you, lads.

You are literally defective if you prefer tits over ass.

Don't get me wrong, you're allowed to enjoy a woman blessed in both categories. I mean, really, who doesn't like a bit of both. However, when push comes to shove, your brain should automatically gravitate your preferences to ass. Why? Well, you know why, you're over 18. A larger ass usually means wider hips, which implies an easier passage of offspring during birth. This ease of access ensures not only the mother's survival, but the child. Thus, your instinct should, by all means, point you in the direction of what is most genetically viable for optimal offspring reproduction.

Yeah, so ass > tits, my man. It's not even a question when biology and sexual pleasure is put into play.

The inside of the pelvis cannot be seen, the part you're looking at is the upper pelvis. Women have expending pelvis.

>Stop liking what I don't like: the post
Its really not that serious

I like nice thighs to. Odd enough ive seen girls with big thighs and medium asses.

roll1

Trestle

Fat fingers for you, son.

Failing a rep.

r011

I'll take some 0 please. Maybe 6, she looks cute.

>canucks
>frogs
>spics
>sweeds
>pajeets
>chinks
>japs
>commies
>sheep fuckers
>sand niggers
Yeah, only the most intelligent, civilized people like boobs.

Getting dizzy/lightheaded

room must have shit ventilation to need a fan to move air upwards. Shit tier gym for shit tier biatch

That fucking picture cuts deep

>unironically this

And you said "hi", "mornin'..." or some shit like that, right? Please tell me you acted like a normal guy....

Big tits

roll

um she goes to my school. where did you get this?

Couples in the gym, stop showing off your gf

Rollin' for 9

BEFORE THERE WERE TITS, A FINE ASS BOOTY WAS WHAT MALES WOULD COMPETE OVER

Shut up with that titty homo shit. You don't listen to your instincts. You're not gonna make it.

9, 5, 6, 0, and 7 in that order. Rolling

How much weight have you lifted in your life?

9 pls

MMMMMMM nuthin like 2 scoops of ice cream an ssburgers to fucking kill your boner and put your dick into auschwitz mode.

Rollerino

Seeing old classmates that I don't know if I should greet or not

those are some truly american 8/10s