They said stop being beta

>they said stop being beta

T-thanks Veeky Forums this response will surely net me one right?

Where'd you get your sweater from?

kek

You're cute, how are you not getting a gf just by breathing

Idk man I'm in a weird area 20 miles from 3 major cities in the bay area.

>Tfw no girlfriend to hold u back and no girlfriend to hold u

My dad's closet

Really don't see why people on Veeky Forums post their dating app messages when they're not funny or if the girls not like a 8/10 or above

I have 600+ matches on Tinder and Bumble is shooting fish in a barrel. I really don't give a shit about anybody's boring dating app experiences unless you're saying hilariously vulgar shit to roasties or matching with goddesses

Nigga you better tell me the brand or store location

I mean, that's better than actually showing her the dog.

looks like it's from walmart kek

Seriously I took it out of my dad's closet I can ask him for you

she looks like a crazy bitch and demanding

That's even more beta than actually showing her the dog.

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Please do and cute dog bro

It's the most ordinary sweater what the heck is wrong with you

I don't know, I love heather pattern things, especially that sweater.

How do you get cool pics like this?
It's everyday life, but good angles and lighting.

I made my mom take like 30 of them with my camera because I'm that lonely xD

>xD
And you ruined it

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That dog a hoe

Nah I just hide my feelings behind humor dude

>I don't care about this thread. Better reply and tell people I don't care about this thread.

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Nice doggo mate, why would you need a gf?

theres a similar pic of me holding ur mom like that

Fucking matchlets

You mad the right choice she looks like she's doing the myspace angle and is fat

Show us your Tinder pics faggot

I swear I've seen you in a Safeway before.

Not "I'll bring the rope and the pitch fork. Pucker your asshole, piggy"

Post profile

Holy shit, Samantha looks like Latsbrah.

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Yea, thats cool man, but maybe you should just go fuck yourself.

A daring strategy

No

A girl like justice is all I want.

This was her lol. She unmatched me

>tfw im laughing now but a girl like her even going out with me would make my year

Dude. No. You are better

He's so much better that no women dares to go out with him, right? Stop being delusional, being on Veeky Forums doesn't make you better than anyone.

Christ man I went to that school.
Did standards just drop? You're a pretty good looking guy, lots of Asian girls in the bay area. What's going on?

I never get tinder threads. I have never had trouble talking to / meeting with women.

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OOOOOO THE CRINGE

ye all those grills look like trash, gj matching every skank out there, you can certainly be proud

Normie, get out.

daily reminder to not get in a serious relationship with a woman

>Samantha
the-golden-one in the face ass bitch.

top lel

>guesses my ethnicity
>Santa Cruz
Mexican...?

Mongolian

fatfuckistanian

Asians are a dime a dozen to top tier private schools, so they have a harder time getting in. Meanwhile, admissions at the UCs can't discriminate based on race or nationality. The result: there's a shitload of asians in the UC system.

Women would rather fuck child rapists and fuck dogs and horses than you, really makes you think

Show lobster tat

>guys can we please just talk about me for a second

the fuck is this

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What are you trying to accomplish with this one?

>secretly

Not fuck a black chick? Duh

Then why did you swipe right on her, user?
This one was gut though

>Hahaha omg that was such a crazy thing of me to say but I'm happy I said it

>not swiping right on every person on a free account

Whats the point of asking to meet up with them.
I mean its a fake account obviously

to show that they are 100% up for it

What does that orange "Likes" thing mean? I get no matches whatsoever but it still pops up from time to time.

So? If a 10/10 asked to fuck, I would say yes too. What are you proving?

What are you on about what am I proving, im not proving anything mate the only one thats proving anything is that guy cat fishing all those fucking sluts showing the world how pathetic women can be

If that 10/10 is a registered child sex offender and narcissist in their info would you still not hesitate?

It means people you havnt swiped have swiped you.
Its a gold feature you gotta pay for. They are full jew on Tinder.

tbf id fuck a 10/10 chick even if she was a pedo.
How does that change anything. Its not like im a kid or fucking one.

I wouldn't care. Tinder is to fuck, not to find stable relationships. Hell yeah I'd fuck a 10/10 even if she was a child rapist.

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>shallow people are shallow

Gee who wouldve thought

So basically I've been swiping left on every single one who swiped right on me? That's worrying as fuck.

He's normal looking guy, user.

But they all ugly thats why you swiped left though?

Well to get around this you can just swipe right on everyone and just unmatch the ones you wouldnt bang.

>tfw only fat black bitches swipe right on you

Are you Indian

I often swipe left if it's a lazy made profile, which is a LOT of women.

I heard you get punished for that. But since people who liked you are placed higher in the stack I suppose you could swipe right on all the first ones?

lost

what app is that?

>i know this feel.
Except mine is fat white woman
I hate fat woman

Worst part is im not even fat and i lack a massive dick to fuck fatties which is why i probably hate them. That and i was fat once upon a time.

I dunno how the system works but obviously not well as all i get are fat woman.