walk into gym

Fuck off that song is fantastic

This.

>Not blessing the rains down in africa
>Making it

Pick one

>walk into gym
>I STOLE THE POWER FROM THE SUN, I'M MORE THAN JUST A MAN

>wall into gum
>get into powercage
>JIBUN WOOOOOOO!!!!
PRs were set.

Fuck you.

Fuck you and your jabroni outfit!

>I'm not just a pretty girl, I'm a slag too
My gym seems to play this bollocks on repeat.

>can hear the shitty music before I even enter the gym

>3 years ago
>senior year of high school
>gym across the street's music was so loud I could hear it in the class room
>got fed up one day and went over, complained about the music
>"sorry but the music is to attract customers we won't turn it off"

What the fuck how the fuck does it attract customers you fucking retard?

LET'S SHOW THEM WE ARE

SHOW THEM WE ARE

LET'S SHOW THEM WE ARE

SHOW THEM WE ARE BETTER

>Walk into gym
>It ain't me starts playing

>finish set
>ding-ding-ding-a-doo, ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-doo
>da-da-da-da-da-do-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-da-do
>da-da-da-da-da-do-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-da-do
>Traveling in a fried-out kombi

Walk into gym in 2007

>she made some drinks to drink
>so we drank em, got drunk
>and now I think, she thinks I'm cooool

Miss T-Pain desu lads.

>Walk into dojo
>Dong yoooOOOooo

FUARK

>D E S P A C I T O

Heard it immediately in my head.

>walk into gym
>I'M HOLDING ON
>WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HEAVY?

seemed kinda appropriate tbqh

>snaps neck
>dies

>Walk into gym
>CUZ IM NOT JUST A PRETTY GIRL AH HA

Oh shit i didnt see you already called that bitch out here fucking voice is so cancerous and her face even more it makes me want to use her as a deadlift mat so i can slam the weights on her till shes nothing more then liqoud

HER VOICE MAKES ME SO ANGRY.

This is literally every day I go there.

>I JUST WANT TO DIE
>NOW I'M AT AN ALL TIME LOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOW

Too soon

Four years ago
>KICKSTART MY HEART
Now
>I WANT A HOUSE ON A HILL BY THE OCEAN
What happened?

I'm never aware of what song it is. I just tune it out, like every commercial or advertisement I ever come across. I couldn't even tell you a single lyric from songs that play in my gym, nor their names. It is just background noise, no different than rain.

underrated post

No matter how I hard I try to focus I can't do this. Shit music always gets to me and makes me irritated. Please teach me your ways.

unironically the only taytay song I like

>I don't wanna be alive
>I don't wanna be alive
>I just wanna die today
>I just wanna die

>walk into gym
>can't hear anything over headphones

>can't hear sirens go off
>devoured by escaped manlets while others escape

>TFW high functioning and can't tune anything out, acutely aware of any and all media in my vicinity
A very abstract and annoying feel my lads

>I'M NUCLEAR

I keep telling my family that I think I have actual autism. Is this my problem?

>I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

Shut up you underage faggot. Kys now you fucking asshole or I will.

>Underaged faggot

Why so just because i think this bitches voice is so annoying that meks me want to kill her? Doubt you could you are porbally a lurking faggot go back to /R9K/ or whatever shit board you came from.

>I'M WILD

TFW actually named Jesse and had qt loving gf but drove her away with autism

>Walk into the gym any day this summer
>IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

>Walk into Gym
>It ain't me starts playing

>Walk into the gym
>GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

thank fucking god

>walk into the gym
>no music is playing thankgod.prayer
>start doing deadlifts
>it ain't me starts playing
>my barbell is actually a gun
>the weight is actually a kid on the end of my bayonet
>my gym is a portal to hell

>OOOOOO RUMOR HAS IT OOOOOO

>About to start my last set on heavy OHP
>WHO'S GONNA WALK THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MORNING