Red pi

obviously they are but I feel like my instinct should be telling me to fuck the hoe with cowtits but really I just want to fuck the qt in the sweatshirt a little more

If you like the one on the left better you’re actually beta as fuck

I have a 8x6 and zero confidence

Don't fall for Veeky Forums memes bro, fuck who you want to fuck.

I like nothing more than skinny short girls with a cute face myself, while some of my friends don't even look at a girl's face.

Girls volleyball is easily the best sport created

The thing is they’re both good looking and even though she’s not thicc in comparison to the perfect genetics qt on the right I would call the left one going against /fit, she has a nice body and face and isn’t skinny

Yeah. But I think most people have a very skewed views of what "big" really is. The average is only 5.5-5.7. If you're 6 inches or over most girls will think it's big. Only like 2 percent of males are over 6.5. 7 inches is huge, there was a tumblr exposing pornstas who claimed 10-12 inches etc and it showed that most are really 6.5-7.5.
Girth is a lot more important than length too.

Different strokes for different folks brah

whats ther insta/twitter?

Having a fat pair of balls for shooting thick ropes down a girls mouth and having a handsome face gives me confidence

This. Girls love huge cum loads. I get a lot of compliments on my loads.

implying I don't have a big dick and lift aswell lol. you implying all guys with big dicks are non lifting bluepilled cucks?

>tfw you incorrectly measured yourself so you spent your whole post-puberty life thinking your 6.5 but your phone is 5.8 inches and ur dick isnt even longer than your phone

kill me

Nothing more satisfying than pulling out aftet fucking a girl missionary and blasting a load that reaches her face glazing her like a donut. Only thing better is nutting inside

The only way that 0.7 inches is going to effect your life in any way is if you worry about it homie.

If you make girls orgasm with your dick than who gives a fuck man

Funny thing is even 5.8 is still SLIGHTLY above average lol.

I always nut on the face. Best way imo

Just means you have lower test than me, nbd most people do.

>GF is Bi
>When we first started dating she brought me in on a few threesomes
>I'm barely 5 inches hard
>Biggest confidence boost of my life

I think pic related went a long way. Fuck kegels or viagra or whatever, if you want a sexual enhancer, nothing else quite does it.

well see who has lower test when I nut on your face you fucking faggot

Still good taste, idk i just think there's something primal about nutting in a girl that makes it better. I guess because that's what the act is supposed to lead up to

Meant for

Routine for getting sax gains?

Chromatic Scales; run each daily and pic 3 or 4 to practice for about 15 minutes til you get comfortable working with the instrument.
Spend another 30 minutes working off sheet music, chunk it up piece by piece.
Get somebody to teach you good embouchure if you've never played a woodwind or brass instrument before.
Don't be lazy with your tongue --practice tuplets just to get it moving more.

If you have ZERO experience, this will get you used to playing and producing a pretty good sound. There's lots of little tricks along the way to develop your playing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4VaFxOsI7w

Good embouchure and tongue gains = better in bed and better articulation overall.

You know whats strange my dick is actually a decent size but im a huge fucking grower so my dick is really tiny flacid. feels pretty fucking bad man.

>deriving confidence from your dick
Breh, even if you were hung you would still be a nervous beta who's idea of Chad life revolves only around women

Who is the girl on the right???????

twitter.com/kellydonnelly14

It's sad that you'll never know the feeling of ramming into some poor girls cervix and watching her curl up like a scared cat because your dick is too big for her pathetic pussy.

>No amount of dick size will make up for your crippling insecurities
FTFY

lmao i think she got cheated on by a black brah

>check her status: pictures

bet he fucked her good to
fukkkkkkk

This

This desu

I'm 8 inches long and I still want to kill myself. Unless you're retarded, you won't magically become happy because you have a big dick/decent height/etc.

BURN COAL

PAY TOLL

You know what else rhymes with coal and toll?

Lol hope you are not older than 16
>Mods

...

Girl on the left is fine but the girl on the right is literally perfect for me

>Coal burner

>About 7 inches and 5.5 inch girth
>First girl I ever was with told me I was huge
>Spreads the rumour
>Random grills started hitting on me
>Spent highscool avoiding girls because I thought I was small and would dissapoint them all
>Sincerely believed my friends who told me they all had 8-9 inches hard
>Yelled and cried at next girl I slept with when she told me I was big because I believed she was pity-complementing me

I´m pretty sure I had autism and outgrew it or learned to cope with it really well

>tfw when 5.5x6
I almost made it.

Having a big dick isn't all that great. I'm 8 and 3/4" when fully erect and it honestly makes things difficult. I can't thrust as fast, hard, or as deep as I want to, and certain positions are just a no-go. Sex is obviously still satisfying, but I can't fuck as aggressively as I want to. Before my wife, the last girl I dated who was admittedly not very experienced with sex but still not a virgin, said she was scared to have sex with me. The girl before her could only take about half of me inside her and I had to go slowly the entire time, and not normal slow, but when-the-guy-slows-down-for-the-creampie-in-a-porn slow. My ex before her was okay, although not as much of a champ as my wife.

Not all women want a guy with an 8x6 to fuck them wildly. Every girl I've been with and all my female friends who've taken some sizable schlong say it feels like getting punched in the stomach.

>tfw don't give a fuck about women anymore and just wank it once a week
I lost my passion for relationships. There's not much more to it than fucking and hanging around together, which becomes boring at some point in any relationship.
Sex itself isn't even worth the hassle, I pity any of you that jump through hoops just to get some pussy.

>literally the entire reason for human existence and everything about our biology is made for it.
>"its not worth it"
get the fuck out you mutated incel

im like 12cm flaccid 17cm erect

i was always insecure about my bepis

11cm flaccid 20cm erect. 15cm girth. I only had sex with 2 girls. Both said "You're big user", and they instacame first time going deep but I'm insecure as fuck and I'm not sure if my dick is big or not

bill clinton has an average size cock but he's insanely confident, charismatic and has a higher count than all of Veeky Forums combined

yeah but he has an in w/ our reptilian overlords

its a good feel desu. I'm about 6.5, and i always felt insecure. 2nd time i had sex, girl screamed as i was inserting, in pain, and took a lot of time to get her wet enough to do it. even so she struggled and just couldn't manage. felt very good desu.

When I walk around it feels like I'm fucking the air with my denim condom.

fellas is it true if you receive anal sex your dick bigger?

>everyone who dislikes pol is homo
retard

Damn, ur pic brings me back to high school XC and Track (even if those girls are from a different sport). So many qt runner girls

Wait it's nearly 2018 and people still think you need anything more than 5 inches to make a girl cum?
If you're shit at sex, having a massive dick isn't gonna fix that.

>tfw your dick size is adequate for most girls

I'm about 6.8 x 5.5 and I'm jelqing with the goal of eventually hitting 7.5 x 6. I already fill girls up and have gotten a lot of compliments on my dick size, but part of that is because I'm in Asia atm lol.

Are you saying at 5" you were still bigger than the other guy?? No way

Same I always look at the face first, and have a thing for skinny/tomboyish/nerdy
>Inb4 homo
I wish

I used to play the flute, does it translate well to sax?

You may have low testosterone

>Has big dick that he can check how big it is compared to averages
>Girls tell him he's big and instaorgasm when he dicks them
>"Boo-hoo pity me I dont know if my dick is small or big"
Hope a feral chimpanzee bites your dick off

that's not sad at all, been in that exact situation twice and it sucks...
you're obviously still horny and want to fuck on but NO now you can sweettalk and cuddle her and endure her crying and a tiny bit of guilt, too

also checked

If you're under 9 inches you can not pleasure women. I'm only 7 inches, got a small dick.

I've measured my dick, its six inches on the dot but it looks really small to me, why? Not fat either.

If you're under 9 inches you should DIE

Mine is 7 inches but it's so upwards curved it looks like a 5 incher soft.

Porn also uses tricks to make dicks look way bigger.

What is the correct technique for measuring?

cut it off and then use a ruler

Measure from the top of your penis head and bone press a ruler into your stomach

Then read it as +2 inches than it really is

Yeah, not that great a feeling. I mean it is at first then it's not as you say sorry and then feel inadequate for a reason you didn't expect...empathy. Imagine a girl biting your balls then tweeting, he couldn't take my full force. It's just dumb and inconsiderate. Sex is making love with two people. I literally built a barn by myself but I can't make love by myself. It takes consideration and empathy and compassion, not just a long rod. Kiss the side of a women's neck while you fuck and stroke her thighs to see if goosebumps pop up. Poking her cervix isn't everything you juvenile.

Can anyone tell me how to be able to blast a tidal wave of jizz? I'm talkin like you just busted open a fire hydrant and I can shoot it on her face from 5 feet away. Is there anything I can do to have more explosive cummies, brehs?

Were all your friends niggers?

I have a big dick, and I'm still a loser

Probs didn't even measure it diagonally

I got a 19-20 cm dick and I can't even look at women most of the time, I avoid their gaze and act as if they're not present.

I'm also considered an 8-9/10 in the looks department by everyone I've talked about this with, and I still feel like any woman that looks at me finds me stupid looking.

I don't know what gives you confidence, might be just plain genetics.

Everyone feels they're small when they see they're same dick daily. It always looks bigger to girls.
Keep in mind the average male pornstar dick is 6". Its the superstars that have 7-8

Bone press is only accurate measurment. Everyone has different fat levels and insertions.

Kegels, L-Arginine, Almonds, Eggs, Watermelon, Broccoli, Red Wine.
Not fappin for a few days.

>entire reason for human existence
You said that on a board where the overwhelming majority consists of virgins.

>everything about our biology is made for it
In this age, no. We arrived at times that let us not worry about having our DNA replicated, because we created conditions that make life much more than just that.
And considering how twisted society, especially women, are becoming, combined with my inability to love them, makes me believe that it's not worth spending a huge chunk of both your time, money, effort and mind on them, when the risks and rewards are not balanced at all.

You watch too much porn and it shows

8 inches here, can confirm.

Lost 40 kilos in this year before losing the weight My dick was like 5 inches barely, now its 7 inches please fat guys in this thread lost the weight youll get a new life

my dick is 21 cm give or take, feels pretty good to be honest, i think it would iompact my confidence if it was small

do you even know what incel is? This guy just said he doesn't care about relationships anymore.

The average dick is allegedly 5.5-6inches or something but everyone in here has 7"+. Are Veeky Forums autists naturally all hung or are they LARPing?

my dick is 7.25"

It's just that bigger guys are more willing to say their size. Same thing for iq, height and strengh btw.
But some lie.

It's a running joke, literally everyone on the internet including this website lie about their dick size, saying they are 8in+.

Same with height, this board in particular lies about it, saying they are always at left 6ft+

>itt