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Hard truth: 99% of women would say his body is gross. And they would sincerely believe that.

It's a mistake to work out for girls because girls DON'T want you to work out.

>he doesnt have gay porn on his computer

then go for that 1% brah , the 1% that lifts :)

>source: your ass

is he natty?
delusion. what girls say =/= what girls think

COPE
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Girls will say that because this guy is out of 99% of girls league desu. Fox and the grapes m8

Truth. Girls want you to do What you do for you. Not for then
Case and point, Every time I talk about my new training routine they don't care to talk about it, when I send pictures of myself flexing they don't care either
They reply with youre already sexy and you don't have to work out
If youre doing it for validation it is off putting and they will realize
If youre jacked and juicy and dont give a fuck they will accept that as who you are and will thirst over your bidy
T. 23 year old lanlklet chad

i am transjacked pls use my preferred pronouns: natty/natself

Not natty

Theyre right though. What man wants a muscular looking chick? Complete turn off

What kind of fag doesn't have gay porn on their computer?

Bitch please, scoobys oldman pecs are real superhero pecs.

Girls would want to fuck him, but not marry him.
The reason is that guys that have dad bods are less likely to cheat.

Fact : If a girl only cares about your body, she's probably not worth keeping.

>girls fantasize about fucking him
ftfy

>doesn't save gay porn
What did he mean by this?

Ur gay dude, dedication is hella hot. There's a difference between the chick in that pic and roided female body builders. I'll bet you you're closet gay tho no homo

Its scientifically proven women do not know what turns them on. They literally get turned on by nearly every sexual activity when showed to them: hetero sex, lesbian sex, naked women, animals fucking, etc. However most will only report getting turned on by the hetero sex when in fact their body reacted to all the above.

they know, it's just a lie

>What man wants a muscular looking chick?

If you don't think this is the hottest shit
the get out of my face.

this cap will grind my gears now and forever.

Wow SFM is super-realistic nowdays huh.

This
Like theres a line between muscular and fit though. A woman who is in shape is nice, maybe even one who does some minor bodyweight excorcises and leg work. But muscles are masculine, if thats what you go for you're setting out on the road to become one of those guys who ends up posting on Veeky Forums about how you finally ended up going for a trap b/c of the influence of boards like this and how it was the worst mistake of your life.

>posts a disgusting body

those studies don't account for the subjects being aware that they're being observed

Do you mind if I save this photo, friend? Gave me quite the chuckle

>posts someone with roid gut and manboobs
Kys you degenerate faggot

What size bra for those titties?

Thank fuck I do not latch on to normalfaggot vocabulary like "geek/nerd".

hahahahha what a dumb looking dog
here's another one in return for yours

Cope harder.
To everyone here, save this: girls don't care about the process needed to build a good body. They don't care about your diet and routine, don't tell them. If they ask, just tell them you go to the gym and/or do sports, without specifying nothing else.
The reason for this is because a) they don't have, except if they lift seriously, the mental capacity to quantify loads b) they seriously think that if you go to the gym you become a roided up monster like Mr. Olympia.
Many girls would seriously believe that the guy in OP's pic got this jacked up by doing farming and woodcutting. I shit you not. When they say they don't want a guy too big, they mean roided up monsters. Any phyisique except T-Rex mod and curlbro you obtain naturally in the gym is liked by women

I don't believe it.

yeah for real. My gf says she doesn't want me to get any bigger and she likes my belly and that I have an ideal body. I've got a fucking SS body, I'm not gonna stop lifting. I need to bulk until winter and then cut and nothing's gonna stop me lol.

Girls don't like massively buff guys (for the most part). They either like lean guys who train hypertrophy and have a "heroic" body or they like builtfat lumberjacky guys.

source?

She says that because she's afraid you will leave her for a better woman.
Also train your upper body more, you faggot. Do camb push pull. or a modified version of it after you quit SS, and quit it ASAP. You don't need to do SS for too much

I injured myself (knee hurt like fuck when squatting, think it was tendinitis) so I stopped lifting for a while (bit over a month, while resting) and my lifts have gone down., but I was doing 70kg bench/110kg dead/102.5/squat/60kg OHP (x2, not 5) so I'm not exactly strong yet, just "out of the normie zone" tier. I'm just gonna finish this linear progression to milk gains as much as possible. I row instead of power clean and do chin ups, too

how do I get my gf to lift? She's a little chubby/thicc but not fat and I AM attracted to her, but she's so adamantly against lifting or doing sports. She's so fucking cute and she has wide as fuck hips and tig ole bitties but she could improve so much if only she was open minded about working out. It's not a deal breaker or anything but she'd be marriage material if only she worked out. Her autism and anxiety don't help and I bet she's insecure about it too.

Get her into yoga. Soon she'll be doing "power yoga"

Gotta confuse the woman, user.

Good, you're almost over. You're probably gonna end SS in a month or sooner.
Also, when you switch routine, stop doing lowbar, it's probably what fucked up your keen, it happened to me too
also those lifts are pretty good for a beginner, when Veeky Forums says they aren't and they hit 1/2/3/4 in 2 months, they are lying

she's pretty against all forms of exercise though.She's an artist and spends all her time sculpting and painting and when she's not doing that she's at work or with me.

Don't get me wrong, I love her and she's not unhealthy (she's extremely flexible too) but she's always complaining about her back hurting or her bones or whatever and I just KNOW her health and confidence would improve but I feel like she would hate me for trying to get her to work out and she's already said shit along the lines of "lol I'm not gonna do any sports or work out"

some people are just vehemently against it and idk how I'd change that

Thanks brah. I started lifting in February but I've been living abroad and moving around between countries and visiting family and that combined with the summer break took a big toll on my lifting since I'd have to rely on other people for key things related to fitness (I'd eat whatever my mother cooked me while I was visiting her) and I'd have to go find a gym, get lifts from my parents (who are unreliable) etc, but considering all that, I think my lifts are decent

I don't do powercleans cuz desu I just can't do them I'm autistic I can't perform the fucking movement

I'm gonna finish SS when I start to really struggle with linear progression. Once my lifts stop going up for 2 weeks, It's time to change right? That seems like a good rough rule of thumb. I want some hypertrophy and I'm gonna switch to something more upper-body focused too, since I have a big lower body and SHIT bis/lats.

Doing lowbar fucks your back?

>Dating a mentally-ill girl
M8, I've seen it before, and it does not end well. I hope you're happy, but also I hope you recognize the warning signs when they appear.

sell yoga to her as some """spiritual""" bullshit

>Mfw not swedish

Still, yoga. Tell her about meditation and the art of yoga and whatever. Don't even mention "workout" or "sport". Or tell her that you want to get into tantra with her.
The moment her back feels better after a yoga session, she will be hooked.

Autism isn't mental illness, unless it's seriously fuckd up.
I assume the guy just means socially awkward which people here often just call autism

Yeah she's not literally autistic (I don't think, we joke about how she might have gone under the radar) she's just a socially awkward shut in and she's anxious and insecure

Can't user she's a sweet christian girl B) her mum meditates though and she likes that I'm a vipassana bro

I'm gonna try this. maybe not right now, but a bit further into the relationship I might mention how I'm worried about her back and just say yoga is a great way of relieving stress and pains and to just give it a try since she's flexible anyways. Hopefully it'll work.

That's a valid choice to make.

t. sheltered virgins who have never stood next to a woman other than their mothers

Try listening to women talking amongst themselves sometime. Or, think back to middle school and high school. Remember how girls put pictures of "hot" guys on their locker doors? These guys were all out of their league, so that isn't an argument. What sort of guys were they?
>Taylor Hanson
>Justin Timberlake
>Ryan Gosling
>Josh Hartnett
>Leo
>etc.
Hmmmmmm, I don't know about you, but I'm noticing a trend. Here's a hint: how many times did you see a girl's locker plastered with pictures of bodybuilders?

Yeah, try it. My girlfriend got into yoga too, using youtube videos. So if yours doesn't like social interaction that much, it's a great way to let her still try it. Plus there are tons of yoga vids that are actually good.

>coping this hard
Whatever gives you hope user.

You don't save gay porn on your computer?
I bet you fuck girls too don't you faggot hahahahahahaha

What exactly is it that I'm supposed to be coping with? I've been married for ten years and have a child. I created life out of my cum. I'm doing just fine.

I noticed you didn't answer the question. GG ez.

Balcony brah is Gable Toastee, who had an account on the misc.

I'm not american, we don't have locker rooms

fuck off back to the misc

>You don't need to do SS for too much
when should you quit?

Lockers in the hallway, dumbass yuropoor.

We don't have fucking lockers in the allway retarded burger
I swear everything dumb in this board comes from america and india, fuck all of you

no

>In Sweden, the police are allowed and, actually, encouraged to take anyone who LOOKS like they're using anabolic steroids into custody.

source

elitefitness.com/forum/anabolic-steroids/bodybuilder-arrested-sweden-being-big-guy-728593.html

also
generationiron.com/swedish-witch-hunt/

pic unrelated

the female body preparing for possible penetration is not the same as being turned on and wanting to fuck.

You can show women a brutal rape to the point of them starting to cry and be in panic and their pussys would be wet. Doesn't mean they want to fuck and are actually turned on

That guy does no have either of these things, he just chooses to wear ugly glasses for no discernible reason. Without the glasses he is an 8/10+

women don't give shit Muscles
if u want more women ,just get rich

holy shit goal body

women love buff bodies. but they dont like sixpacks. the sixpack is a myth, women prefer meaty bodies. basically if u have a sixpack ur bodyfat percentage is too low

UNF

maybe drug addicts should stop using drugs if they don't want to get into trouble with the police

>women love buff bodies

case in* point

Hahahahahahshaha what a fat fuck

this nigger is right

You have to be 18 to post here

hahahaha fat fuck

Asspained

>she's pretty against all forms of exercise
Dump her now.