I'm starting to get cold feet and sweaty hands, Bitcoin's on a fucking death spiral...

I'm starting to get cold feet and sweaty hands, Bitcoin's on a fucking death spiral. Convince me to not go all in on BCH.

can't help there bud. Corecoin is dead. Hope you have your btc on an exchange already or are ready to pay a big fee to jump ahead of the other 100k+ tx's gettin ready to dump/buy BCH.

>sweaty hands
YO
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
BOLLINGER BANDS ARE TIGHTENING ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
TO SELL LOW, BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTIN'
WHAT HE WROTE DOWN, THE TROLLBOX GOES SO LOUD
HE SELLS ALL NOW, BUT THE ORDER WON'T COME OUT
HE'S CHOKIN', HOW, EVERYBODY'S JOKIN' NOW
THE WHALES CASH OUT, PUMP IS OVER, BLAOW!
SNAP BACK TO REALITY, OH THERE GOES RDD
OH, THERE GOES SIA, HE CHOKED
HE'S SO MAD, BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY? NO
HE WON'T HAVE IT, HE KNOWS HE WILL HANG ON THIS ROPE
IT DON'T MATTER, HE'S DOPE, HE KNOWS THAT, BUT HE'S BROKE
HE'S SO KEKED THAT HE KNOWS, WHEN HE GOES BACK TO HIS 'FOLIO, THAT'S WHEN ITS
BACK TO KNEEPADS AGAIN YO, THIS WHOLE RHAPSODY
HE BETTER GO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT AND HOPE IT DON'T PASS HIM

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOONING, THE MOMENT
YOU HODL IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE DIP, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME

It's too risky dude. You're just gambling at this point. The bch shills on the biz are retarded and just hate on bitcoin cuz it raped their alts.

>Bitcoin moons
NEW PARADIGM. 1 MILLION PER COIN

>Bitcoin dips
SELL SELL. IT'S GOING TO DIE. MUH FLIPPENING

like clockwork

Big if true.

Go all in XMR or ETH and laugh at the bickering faggots.

This. I sometimes ponder whether the people here are all ironic or just retarded.

look at bch github, they have maybe 2 developers and they dont do shit besides copy and paste a bugfix from bitcoin every couple weeks. very few exchanges besides chinese list bch and everything is still in bitcoin prices.

kek. there are multiple wallet implementations of bitcoin cash. and fucking boss devs are coming back out in support of bch like gavin

bch is no longer tied down to the blockstream politics, we can now iterate and improve bitcoin before its too late