Only get mires from gays

my man

Embrace it OP

>gets mires, complains about it
Closest I get to mires are my nurse coworkers complementing and touching my arm veins. Given I'm a dyel, so that's expected.

gays appreciate male form more

be flattered u sexc stud :)

>what have i become?

My only friend...

sauce

>get lots of mires by girls
>never do anything about it
this kills the poster

OP I know this fuckin' feel too well. I'm straight and it sucks

>flashback to first gay mire
>lol that's so funny I must be looking good!
>now
>get hit on by gay men ALL THE TIME

it is seriously outrageous. It happens almost every time I go to a bar. usually something like this
>be at bar with friends
>guy comes up and starts shooting the shit for no reason
>that's awesome, I don't have many friends and I'm looking for more
>conversation continues
>think there's a little something off with the way he dresses...
>notice an ear pierced (usually)...
>he's standing uncomfortably close to me...
>giving me some very questionable eye contact...
>their """friend""" comes up to join them, usually very obviously gay or super dyke type lesbian...
>finally put two and two together

goddamnit it's getting ridiculous at this point fit. Is there anyone on here that can give me advice so I won't keep getting hit on/attracting gays??? I'm not homophobic but I can't stress enough that I get hit on by gays almost everywhere. I'm not even that fit, semi-lean but definitely not big

This

You fucks don't even have it half as bad as I do, when I was in a sauna this long haired faggot was but-ass naked literally bending over infront of me.I had to threaten to beat his ass for him to stop doing that shit.

What is he doing?

Also here is my physique which constantly gets complimented by queers

>tfw will never have a QT feminine trap gf and I don't even like gay guys
>inb4 that's the same thing

nice

>only get mires from lolis, pre-teens and teens
T-thats good, r-right guys?

>start lifting
>gay black guy at the grocery store flirts with me
>mother with a couple of kids tries to pull me into a bed when we're both wasted at a party her husband is at
>same party as before gay guy tries to do the same

T-Thanks Veeky Forums

Implying you're competent enough to hide it

Kek

I only get mires when I shave. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so fucking hairy. Shaving is a pain in the ass and I could probably do it every day if I wasn't a lazy fuck.

Got any stories?
Asking for a friend.

>Did SS for 6 months followed by a cut
>"straight" guys compliment me on my ass regularly
>question my sexuality when feminine boys flirt with me
>stop doing SS and realize that Mark Rippetoe is a gay sexual pervert trying to recruit young men into his cult
>switched to PPL and slowly becoming hetero again

we're all gonna make it

Fag hags are awful

How do you just slowly "become" a faggot?? Usually it has to have always been dormant inside you

It came out with a big push from his friend.

I think the math is wrong on that. Gays are thirsty as fuck. Their standards are usually, "if it's male, I want to fuck it". I've gotten tons of gays on kik, they're terrible.

What did you do to those gays on kik user?

that's a cute fucking dog on the right no homo

I've got acouple fag hags and I'm not even gay, they just assume I am because they never see me with women

Find a gay that isn't so obviously into you so you'll come to know them as a person, not as a gay.
That or buck up and get a gf/bf you sperg.
t.gay.

Hot stuff user ;)
Go to the sauna often?

fags are to gays like niggers are to blacks.

Headpatting a tomboy. A thing that I will never do in my life and depresses me.

...

Time to bring back auschwitz

Everyone I know goes away in the end

>on a small water park yesterday
>every single fag was eyeing and miring me

I'm a literal dyel.

And you can have it all

My empire of dirt

thanks for making me sad

Absolutely guarantee OP did SS

>having a gay mom

Same OP. Got asked out by a guy at work a few weeks ago and this happened to me yesterday:
>on the train heading home
>sitting alone, just want to play Sonic CD on my phone
>some rough-looking, wide-eyed, pudgy guy in his forties or fifties decides sit next to me
>he starts to make small talk, has a really camp voice
>tells me he's heading to some club or sauna or some shit
>just try to act friendly
>asks how old I am
>"I'm 22."
>"22? You look like you're right out of high school. Good looking boy like you, why don't you have a line of girls after you?"
>"Uh...I-I don't know, man."

huh, never thought of it like that

would you say that there are a higher proportion of fags in gay friendly cities (I live in columbus ohio), just like the ghetto tends to bring out other characters?

I will let you down.

Probably the later

Everyone i know

I will make you hurt...

the same thing?

I wear this crown of thorns

Do you live in an area with a fuck ton of gays? If so that might be part of it, plus looking a little presentable. If there is already a larger number of gay men in an area they may feel more inclined to hit on guys because there's a better chance that he's gay too. Combine that with if you have a little youngish face and a slim build. If you want it to stop get big faggot and start growing your beard, so they'll know you're straight.

bump
maybe

>Be Bisexual who loves feminine people
>Too autistic to talk to 8s who eye me from a distance
>tfw no traps in my area
>tfw flamboyant gays check out my ass and cat call me
I just want someone to love.

>tfw I only get mire from ugly gays

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Wouldn't that just make him into the gay thing known as a "bear"?