I’m trying to make social gains

This

I'm gonna swoop in and steal her now

thanks, pussy

Don't spend too long before asking her out for a coffee, you gotta ask them out quick or conversation can stagnate

We can grab a drink sometime but in case they card you I'll make sure the kid champagne is on point ;)

Or

When I take you to disneyland that means we get a discount, right?

in for the kill

oh shit

0/10 you didn't mention anal sex

Ask if she wants to touch your arm in your car

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Update us you niggerfaggot

i will when she replies

She explicitly mentions coffee and so I'm guessing she either knows or would be interested in trying some coffee shop.

Seems way too early, should've gauged her interest first - that's what smalltalk is for

Tell her you’re taking a sip of your lemonade

she's not gonna reply

Ah yes, tinder the type of place to "gauge" "interest", that's why thots post pictures of themselves with cleavage

OP is a faggot anyway,you don't have to try that hard..

Not op but have some faith.. or you could use my sweet disneyland phrase

This is my guess too.

>smalltalk online is superior to smalltalk in person

I don't know is it?

Op use the disneyland phrase pls

man, she set a friendly tone with the smiley face, she might not be impressed by your rushed drink response

might as well unleash some autism on this lost cause

i’m standing my ground for another 30 mins before i unleash my autism

sounds like you don't get lucky often, wanna talk about it buddy?

>she's probably boring af

You know this is true for 99% of women

>You know this is true for 99% of women

100% you mean.

Send pls respond

Nah there are genuine women who are interesting, they're usually a total bitch or some wild crap

20 more minutes to go before we release the autism

but are men really that much more interesting?

Yes, hence why men have to be the interesting ones in a relationship. I'd say 25%+ men are very interesting, rest are just a weaker copy of that 25%

I CAN'T WATCH

less than 10 minutes, what are you gonna say, OP?

alright lads she’s not gonna answer

what should i send

don't double message you fkn loser

Just bide your time OP, if she doesn't respond move on

Move on.

she messaged first, probably a bot that doesnt know how to respond to what you put

Nothing. You fucked up and there's no going back. Don't be such a fuck up on the next girl.

t. betas

threaten rape

>dark lipstick

Don't bother.

How about this? I'm autistic too.

She looks like a perfect match for you then :)

what do men do that makes them "interesting" though?

Charge your phone.

>that face

I already feel annoyed. You'd probably kill her and then yourself if you actually ended up dating.

>27yo KV
>made a bumble/tinder earlier this week for the first time
>want to find an introvert girlfriend but drowning in an ocean of extrovert whores
kill me

What did she send you?

Generally speaking in the sexual game women just have exist to get laid. Among men the competition for pussy is tougher, so men that don't look good (most men) have to develop other traits, skills or interesting hobbies to make them stand out.

This is a rule other people follow too right? Dont see it talked about much but i wont talk with a girl with dark lipstick. They all think too highly of themselves but they are always extra basic.

Tinder isn't for that kind of dating man.

Why would an introvert put themselves on a virtual meat market

Desperation and lack of options

sounds like you don't understand online dating

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link because the guy you're asking is a lazy pos

>taking a woman to dinner on a first date
BAD

OP here

she unmatched, i think it was a bot

>JUST

"Help me" gif

Girl in OPs pic is a bot you delusional fucking retards. Matches never message first except to say
>Hello :)
Or
>(Poop emoji)
And then link to their Russian porn scam site regardless of your response.
Delete your tinder account and start over before you embarrass yourself even further.

>i think it was a bot

no dude, you just fucked up. Move. On.

>make a tinder account
>get no matches after a week even though i wasnt really being picky

I never thought I was good looking but didn't think I was THAT fucking ugly. Really hurts my self esteem

Cast a wiiide net bro

you probably have shitty pictures. They need to be of you with other people (ideally including or mostly girls) doing fun stuff

So what do I say to her?

>meet girl who looks decent on tinder
>look average, a bit chubby, I don't really mind
>meet up in person, she's wearing some black long sleeved shirt and a skirt, looks a bit chubbier than her photos but again I don't mind I need to get dick wet
>have a decent night having a bunch of drinks and talking bullshit
>swing back by her place, find out she lives with her parents, 9 year old sister and her two year old son
>in the whitest trash house you could think of
>goes in, comes back out in sweat pants that reveal just how fat she is

Gave her a hug and said we might do it again next week, but that's only as a desperate last resort if this next date I have tomorrow also turns out to be disgustingly fat too.

Never trust headshot only profiles, boys.

something something Charley Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Tell her your true age of only 15 y/o and then wait patiently for the mods to delete this is shit tier non-Veeky Forums thread.

Not OP but do girls expect fancy restaurants when you ask them out to dinner? I tried taking this girl to dennys and I got stood up

I have some pics of me hiking with some friends and pics of me with my dog.

How's POF? Should I give that a try?

Why would a bot unmatch you?

I'm asian and even my undesirable ass got laid on Tinder from some 6/10s and the occasional 7. Like what the other guy said, just get better pictures. No boring face selfies.

I'm recently single and wanna do this shit so bad but I'm a sperg and have no idea how to hold a conversation in person, do yous reckon just asking a chick to fuck and skipping the small talk and dates would ever work lol

Maybe in the 90s. It's the current year now boi.

>Never trust headshot only profiles, boys.

No shit, fuckface. Fat girl angle shots have been known since MySpace.

What the fuck is this? You guys can't come up with anything might as well kill myself. Her bio says she's a flight attendant, what can I make out of that?

"Its ok, if I was looking for wit I'd be on grindr"

Girls like being taken to gastropubs, chic "dive" bars where everything grungry is intentional, hipster restaurants with lawn furniture and you have to bus your own tables, or upscale "craft" restaurants that are up their own ass and throw 15 different herbs into an aioli that tastes like grass and mayonnaise.

Some girls do but that doesn't mean you have to give in to their demands.

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So basically restaurants that encapsulates what it is to be a modern western woman. Smug, insincere, intentionally quirky in place of a personality, and expensive and dramatic.

Terrible

>"Tell me your worst flight attendent story."
>"Ever catch people having sex on one of your airplane?"

Some shit.

if it ever seems too good to be true take a screenshot of her profile pic and reverse image search it to make sure it ain't a catfish. Very helpful thing ive discovered

>Going to movies on Friday with classmate I'm into
>Want to do the chad makeout
How do I go about it lads

"what's up cutie"

Do it. You need a good shaming so you never try to say something that stupid again.