Thanksgiving is coming

How are you awkward fucks gonna deal with family while getting in your helpings?

>he thinks I'll even be at the table

>Awkward around family

How big of an autistic can you be?

Thanksgiving an essential part of bulking season

>hear family getting ready to eat thanksgiving dinner
>in my room knowing half the family is here if not more
>the chads the stacys the family starters the too touchy uncles who wanna hug you and press their face against yours
>the mandatory old people you can't ignore cause they cry about it later to the other family
>the aunts you don't hardly talk to except on holidays like these
>take deep breath and go out there
>everything goes quiet
>a chuckle from a Chad Uncle Hybrid looks at you
>hey everyone look who actually stepped outside
>it's fat fuck user haha you know I'm kidding user
>he says as he precives to poke my stomach
>get a 2nd helping of potato's
>WOAHHH user, ANOTHER SCOOP? HAHA
>quietly crawl back to my room with my food not even bothering trying to get dessert
>text mom in other room to bring me pie
>door knock
>oh good my pie..
>open door
>chad uncle and the door with a small as all hell slice of pie
>your mom told me to get you some pie, don't worry I made sure not too much
>he says as he winks
>dont even eat pie
>just lay in bed waiting for everyone to leave

Fucking thanksgiving

I feel you, man.

>Live alone, family spread across the country.
>No really close friends.
>All my half-ass friends actually have family, go figure.
>Eat a turkey sandwich and a slice of pie, feel empty.

Every fucking year.

well I'm planning on killing myself this friday so hopefully i wont have to worry about it

Stick to the fat generals faggot

I'd steal off on dat nigga ahh

>tfw not a burger and won't get to try a thanksgiving meal with my family
>tfw never tried pumpkin pie
>tfw never tried sweet potato pie

Go and volunteer at a homeless shelter for thanks giving if all you do is eat a crappy sandwich and feel sorry for yourself. Go make someone else's thanks giving better.

>look who finally came out of the gym

Fuck that. I live downtown, I can't even get to work without being accosted by 3 or 4 of them. Fuck if I'm setting foot in a room with 80 of those fucking psychopaths.

my extended family probably thinks I'm strictly a meat eater because we mostly have a variety of casseroles as sides and I'm austistic about the texture and FORM of food.

>Only gross psychopaths end up homeless

That you're alone on thanks giving makes more sense.

Thanksgiving is super /comfy/

Hang out with family, weather cools off, watch football and bulk on protein and carbs for a solid lift session

I don't have a family. Feels good being alone.

than eat more

>not using this as motivation to get Veeky Forums
>not just dumping the pie on Chad uncle and telling him to fuck off
Also
>past his prime washed out fuck
>makes fun of his nephew loudly because he's insecure
>feels as if this makes him a better man
>you think this is Chad
Nah breh Chad would just ignore you, this is Brad, Chad's smaller, insecure friend who desperately tries to do Chad's lifts and is jelly of all the mad Stacy puss he pulls

This

You're a faggot and a coward. Kill yourself.

Don't do it breh

>allergic to animals
>nearly every relative has cats, dogs or both
>every thanksgiving and christmas is in an allergy den
>sneezing and unable to breathe within 15 minutes of being there
>want so badly to eat 4 helpings of food but can barely breathe the entire time and feel like shit after a plateful
>only other option is to take a benadryl and pass out on the couch

Life is suffering

I use a type of antihistamine that doesn’t make me drowsy.
Talk to your doctor.

I'm planning on doing a 3 or 4 day fast before. As long as don't go nuts with pie obviously horrible things, I'll be fine.

Quit shitting up our board with feeling sorry for yourself.

Ive tried everything available, been to multiple doctors, taken prescription/otc/inhalant antihistamines. Nothing works.

> You're not going to have any stuffing?
> We've got plenty of food, user.
> Are you sure you don't want any more?
> Does nobody want the last of the mashed potatoes?
> user will finish them.
> We've got plenty of food, user.
> It's not thanksgiving without pie!
> Are you sure you don't want any more?
> You have to take some of this home!

I used to wonder why I overate, then I visited home and realized every single meal was like this. Good thing I don't live near them anymore.

I'll tell them I can't take time off and I can't afford to fly home this year. I've already requested the time off and bought plane tickets to visit someone else for thanksgiving.

> 2017
> having a family
ISHYGDDT

Seriously family is the worst gains goblin. They push 10,000 calories of fat people food on you and get offended if you don't eat ALL of it. So glad I left

>pop cans on the dinner table
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Sleep tight, street light

Sleep tight, street light

True,
Comfiest of holidays, after Christmas. That first sip of bourbon with your dad and uncles when you're a kid. That first cigar. Tasty food. NFL

Hug your dad while you still can brehs, Thanksgiving will never be the same, even the NFLs gone to shit now...

Bullshit. Something has to work. You're a fucking liar.

This.

Don't user. You'll make it.

Fuck you, that sounds so good.
t. Bulking user

What do you expect them to do? Pour it into a glass just so you won't have an autistic fit?

I actually had mine yesterday with my family and then my dad and did a crazy 2 hour volume workout today.

Not gonna list the whole workout, but I started it with 135lb ohp 10x10

Thanksgiving is a comfy holiday.
>spending time with family
>grandparents and close cousins
>sharing a beer with dad, uncle and grandpa
>sitting around the fire
>finally getting treated like an adult in conversations
>constant compliments on gains
>love talking with my family
>enjoy good food
>comfy weather, slight chill in the air, possible snow
>brings on the Christmas feels

Basically Christmas without the presents

>dinner conversation
>"oh those niggers are so silly!"

What the fuck am I the only person that doesn't have their whole entire family over(aunts uncles cousins ect.)? It's just only my mom dad and siblings

I haven't done Thanksgiving dinner in years.
>go to Perkins and have brunch with family
>get my yearly Muffin
>go to the gym
>watch the dog show on TV and drink a bottle of cranberry wine.
I'm okay living like this now.

Easy. I use CICO and eat a 2000 calorie meal and call it quits.

pro tip for all your insufferable autistics that think eating a large meal of homemade food will ruin your gains, just fast the entire day before. You'll impress all the old folks with your healthy appetite and can avoid autism by constantly having your mouth full of food so you have time to chew while thinking of something to say.

>tfw all I can think of is how I'm gonna have to miss half my workout because PPL

I'M TOO DYEL TO BE SKIPPING OUT ON THIS REEEEEEE

>ppl
No wonder you're dyel

>tfw gonna be meating my fiance's family for the first time

they live in FL and we're in CA

heree weee gooooo

?

You don't think anyone exists who can't fully cure their allergies? How retarded are you?

>Thanksgiving is coming
Thanksgiving is just wrapping up my dude.

Then just eat the turkey for your protein and veggies?

How autistic are you

Thanksgiving is already over