Receive a love letter

> Receive a love letter
> It's from a "secret admirer"

>in middle school
>have friend who was shy and awkward looking
>he had no luck with the ladies
>at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates
>said he didn't mind
>the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers
>borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in
He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out.

I'm proud of you user. This was a good feel.

>girl friend sends snapchat
>it's a selfie of her with the text "I love you"
>think that it's gotta be a joke or a prank
>reply to her "LOL"
>never got a message back
>the next day her friend of mine calls and yells at me over the phone about how I made her cry all day yesterday
>mfw

Inb4 op is your middle skewl friend

>chilling out with girl at her place
>she looks over and asks if I wanna fuck
>shrug, say "I dunno"
>leave a little while later
>next day, think it over

How was I supposed to know what she wanted?

>receive love note
>It's from an ugly ass mentally ill girl

:/

One time I got one and it ended beng a fatty. I was happier before I got the note. Sure, getting noticed at least meant I was improving but fatties, at least in college cling to you like grease on their chins. Not to mention they actually consider themselves human.

what were you even expecting

>get one back when i was a lifeguard
>skelly and skinnyfat and ugly in general as i remember
>told me i looked like harry styles
lol

She said she loved you and you didn't say thanks?

Bit gay. I bet he kissed the lipstick mark and rubbed his cock on it.

I fucking hated this shit back in middle school.
>Get letter from secret admirer.
>Think it's from my crush and get all excited.
>Mfw it ends up being from an ugly girl.
>Leave it on seen.

I just told you I was expecting a prank.
Why would I say thanks to (what I presumed to be) a prank?

Similar story.
>girl I talk to a lot through text and sc
>she's way out of my league
>I just talk to her about stuff knowing I'll never have a chance with her but she's really cool
>sends ne a message one day saying she loves me
>say wtf lol
>she doesn't respond
>too embarrassed to ever message her again

We stopped talking and I just avoid her. I figured if she actually wanted to talk to me she'd message me.

>received this note in my desk junior year of high school
>never received anything else again after this
>now 25 year old virgin

>anonymos
Dodged a bullet there, bud.

I fucking hate you.


Anyways I never received anything on Valentine's im in my third year of college now. Hit a pr this year tho

For future reference, assume instantly she's lying but act like you believe her. "Wasn't expecting that" is a perfectly good answer. At least better than "LOL".

I've made this mistake 100 times. You shoulda went for it, man.

better to be a virgin than a fag

Sounds like an entitled bitch. But what would i know am khv hahahaha

-write back
lmao

i know right

>leaves a note in my desk
>expects me to write back

>anonymos
man you got a note from the notorious hacker Veeky Forums

10/10 friend, good job

>secretly seducing your bro so that he can get the courage to fall in love with the girl he's interested in

That's a good romcom plotline right there.

>write back
>anonymos

oh shit my fuckin sides

That's messed up to begin with so if he did that he has no one to blame but himself.

I wouldn't mess with that, I hear they're hackers on steroids.

>get laid Thursday night for first time in forever
>qt from class a year ago, her friend said she used to have a crush on me(didn't know who she was)
>added her on snapchat saturday, she accepted today
>sent a snap, opened but didn't respond
>just texted her "Hey, do you wanna hang out sometime this week? Or was that more of a one time thing for you"
>screaming inside

pray for me bros

you did the right thing

time to go full pls respond on her

it's over laddeh

I can't believe I have to ruin shit with my fucking autism. I'm probably going to have this anxious feeling till she responds but she probably won't

>am now sophomore in college
>never received anything on valentine's day
>never receive any love letters
>never get much female attention or notice
>no girl shows interest in me

being a nignog def has its cons

>tfw have never received a secret admirer letter EVER
>only given generic courtesy valentines in elementary and that's it
>just graduated uni and experienced no sort of romance or even had a hint of a girl liking me whatsoever

time to end it

yeah i get that feel

2.5 more years till i graduate, no gf, no kiss, no sex

I started lifting right when I got back from Afghanistan (ex armyfag) and I guess I had some admirer in the apartments I moved into, after a few months I came out to a note on my car in some girls handwriting that basically said she thought I was really hot. No name or number though, so whatever.

At least you get thirsty coal burners once in a while

A good man.

nah.

khv here, 19

How? Nigga, you black, just walk into any party and start grinding on a white chick. You get one of the easiest pick up lines to use bro. "Ya like black guys?" Should be easy to get a coalburner. Sure they're not relationship material but they're easy

>get asked to the dance
>"hope you bring condoms user *wink face*"
>decide to stay home and play video games

kek

...

Hmmmm... It nice that your deed not gone off hill

Many moons ago....

>high school summer school
>friendless loner
>Get seated next to the head cheerleader
>5'10", pretty face, nice rack, fit body.
>We'll call her "Jackie"
>Pays no mind to me, when I do ask her a question like, "can you hand me those sheets", she seems a lil weirded out, doesn't want to make eye contact.
>One day after class, look in folder, someone has placed a paper in it.
>It's a crudely drawn map
>The map shows a route from the school to a location penciled in "Jackie's house."
>WTF? Who put this in here.
>Start to wonder if it's actually possible the girl likes me and just gave me directions to her house.
>Dismiss the idea as I have super-low self-esteem and can't bring myself to consider it as a possibility.

We only had one more class left for summer, so I didn't really have time to probe her to see if she is the one who put the map in my folder, and it's not like I would have asked her outright, since I was a huge pussy at the time. I just told myself it must have been some sort of mistake...

On the very last day of school, I was walking by some booth she was working and she tried to strike up a conversation with me about the shirt I was wearing...I responded with some Autistic mumbles and started to walk away, she says, "Okay, sorry to scare you."

Now for the rest of my life I'll wonder if the cute head cheerleader back in high school actually wanted to fugg.

How the fuck is that a prank?
"I love you lol jk" isn't funny or clever.

Quick, name five crushes that aren't Jackie Chan.

Oh shit you got a physical Email from Veeky Forums!

It's from a dude 100%

You're a good friend user

>How the fuck is that a prank?
>"I love you lol jk" isn't funny or clever.
were you homeschooled?

I saw that happen all the time in school, stacies doing it do losers and then giggling about it to their friends. Most women are mentally 15 anyway, so I could totally believe an adult one would do it too

>being this delusional

someone just wrote on my white board on my door "Hi user! luv you

Do you mean to say this is a friend who is a girl, rather than a girlfriend?

From the story, I assumed this was the woman you were dating.

is this an american thing? I've never received a love letter from anyone ever.

user....im sorry to tell you, but...youre ugly.

I received one in the elementary school at the valentine's day. Was very pissed, thought it was somebody's sick joke.

I guessed as much. I've never had any positive attention from women but I have lifting,books and other goals so I find meaning in those.

Good for you. Everyone ends up old and ugly anyway.

Cheers user. Reading any good books right now? Im reading some of the Hemmingway I missed and loving it.

You meant to write i love me too

??????
This is the best kind. You don't even have to respond. You just sit there and take the compliments.

U made a great choice. Quality games are becoming rare. Sex is ezpz to find

:P