>Batteries died on the squat bar
Batteries died on the squat bar
don't you have superfast charging? takes 3mins for full charge senpai
>using a battery powered squat bar
Understandable. Have a nice day.
>leg press stopped dispensing tickets
I just want to win enough to get my towel back.
>someone unplugged the bench press mid rep.
>plate dispenser jammer again
>when they finally got around to fixing it, the plates don't even come out dry
>shattered bar screen
thanks apple
>the glow plugs on the smith machine need to be changed
>calisthenics machine dies mid-rep
> treadmill ran out of gas
> Gym gargoyle is perched on the bike
I'm never gonna finish this cut
>lat pulldown machine needed an oil change 3000 reps ago
>right dumb bell stopped working a month after purchasing it
>The creatine mine collapsed again
>blew the fucking tranny changing weight on the cable machine
new pimples on my lips what do?
>using a plugin squat rack
>the floor is lava again so the only exercise I can do is running on the treadmill
>walk into free weight section at a crowded time
>only left-handed dumbbells available
>blew the fucking tranny
what, are you fucking gay?
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>Samsung™ squat bar's batteries explode on neck
so this thread is what it looks like when incels try to have fun.
>squat bar requires non-free javascript
Underrated
How does it feel knowing that anonymous people fucking around makes you feel inadecuate? Get a life.
>Go to over head press
>Left my charger at home
>not having a gymbro jump start it
>ab wheels speakers start malfunctioning
>starts blaring despacito out of nowhere
>Gym falconer complained to the manager that me dropping dumbbells is scaring the falcon chicks
What a tattle tale bitch!
>go do OHP after squats
>"Unlock this DLC now for $19.99*!
*Plus tip"
>Hex bar suffers from premature ejaculation
I hate this so much.
>tfw paid €50 for the complete Squat + OHP + deadlift Cage package
>still have to pay microtransactions every time I sumo deadlift or squat below parallel
>Radiator on the treadmill overheated
>treadmill doesn't run on gentoo
>timing belt on the bench press broke
> the differential on the reverse hyper is acting up again
>squat rack gimp called in sick again
>gym air compressor broke again
>forgot pump from home to inflate barbell and plates to the recommended 32 psi
>routine calls for 5x5 squats
>only have enough credits for 14 reps
>step on the threadmill for a quick 20mins run before leaving the gym
>keys are so sensitive it adds another zero so I end running for 3 fucking hours and arrive late at work
Getting of this shit tbph
>Gym gargoyle is perched on the bike
Fuck I laughed out loud at this one
>Powercage deflated mid squat
>panic and almost kill myself
How hard is it for manlets to maintain the equipment?
They never should of let them out, even if temporarily.
>bar broken, can go up but not down
>Have to push it down every rep
>Dyel tells me the one's and zero's are all fucked up and I need to fix the binary
>mfw it's clearly a hex bar
>Gym manlet STILL hasn't replaced the fuses on the Smith machine
>Plate fluid leaking onto the curling mats
>Dumbbell springs starting to squeak
Wtf do my protein taxes pay for?
>deadlift bar back from the dead, used all my silver bullets shooting in the air in the carpark as a preworkout
>Chad threw my squatting gloves in the manlet pit again
>shark got into the underwater curling station
>Have to wait for some idiot to stop squatting in the wrist curling wrack
>manlet meditating in the cardio chamber
When will they learn?
>faggots fucking in the sauna room
Wait... This actually happens
>Faggots dying in the sauna room
ftfy
>his squat rack isn't crank operated
lmao
>tfw favourite gym just switched from analog to digital weights
>some fucking prankster switched the labels on the push and pull barbells
>buy the DYEL humble bundle with squat OHP and diddles
>Lift heavy still no gains
>turns out 30% of my gains are uploaded to company servers as "royalties"
This shit should be illegal
>Dip Machine repurposed for stamping new 45lb plates
>Now required to do 5 sets every push day
>was doing some sumo deadlifts
>barbell malfunctions, starts smoking, plates catch fire, fire dept. shows up, gym closed for the rest of the day due to CO levels being too high
Fuck me
kek'd
>squat rack won't accept canadian quarters
>Bulk tank inlet is clogged
>rear deraileur got hacked
>can´t get out of 11T cog
Strap in and let me tell you about some of the fucked up shit I've seen in my gym lads
>dinosaurs squatting in the power cage
>some manlet deadlifting two skeletons out of the gym graveyard
>the egg machine making you into a swole butterfly and not a swole bear
>spin classes last forever so we have to constantly readjust the gravity
>the fucking thugs outside waiting to rob you of your gains
and worst of all
>people ohping in the squat rack
>not being a biotic who can just enlarge the mass of the bar by his own powers
>gym manlet got mad and callled the free weights slaves weights again
>Gym cleaner forgot to lock the stationary bikes up over night
>Ended up riding into the wall during my morning cardio
>Gym cleaner forgot to lock the stationary bikes
>This is a bad neighborhood
>Favourite stationary bike has a flat tyre
Just my luck.
>gym membership expires
>have to pay for a new one
>gym bard's AOE didn't reach the power rack
>have beaten everyone on the gym curl contest
>granted a lifetime membership as a reward
>but lifetime goal is already achived and lifting more makes no sense
strength buff wore off at the bottom of the squat
>inadecuate
>Power cage attendant doesn't accept cheques any more
>start seeing this huge qt show up to my gym
>manned up and found the confidence to speak to her
>spotted her on all her sets
>turns out she's smart, funny and strong
>invites me back to hers to smoke
>ends up in dirty dirty sex
>she looks into my eyes
>"I love you user"
>a tear comes to my eye
>all of a sudden I hear mom calling me for dinner
>tfw forgot I was in VR
>failed the speech check with the gym receptionist and now need to tip her 500 gold to be allowed to use the squat rack
made me break out laughing like a spaz
>Tfw the over head deadlift machine is ancient
>use a gallon of water for every set (steam powered)
>have to carry my yolk to the fountain and dip my buckets in
>Tfw every muscle I use that isn't the pre paid shoulders or tris is an extra surplus charge of a compound of 25 cents
Life is suffering
>tfw manlets climbed out of the ball pit again
>Tfw the botnet me to be DYEL
>noticed I'm not getting gains on squat
>someone hacked the squat rack and mines gaincoins
>gym twink rate hike
And I'm still a poorcel.
lol, enjoy your botnet pleb.
>Gym finally switch to Nuclear power instead of gas
>Some retard crashes the weights and the barbell starts leaking
>gym closed for 20 years due to radiation
God fucking dammit, i had just bought more credits for the plate dispenser too
>someone turned in the head of the former gym boss and the whole gym gets a mad STR buff
>some asshole gave the gym twink herpes
>somebody cranked the gravity way up
>only 5' 8" and can't reach the knob to turn it down
>Gym ATM is broken
>Can't cash in my natty card
>Test machine won't let me pin till i cash it in
>Gym says at least a week to fix it
Well shit
>Fucking powerlifters voted for independence
>can’t use the squat rack because my passport needs updating
>open gym loot box
>recieved a new skin for gloves
>not paying for the DLC and unlocking toggle off gloves
underrated
>cheap gym still using dial-up
>constant lag when lifting over 2pl8
>tfw they replace the analogue machines with digital ones
>soy boys are protesting the gym, again.
>their greasy skin is too slick this time.
>can't throw what what you can't grab.
>some manlet trips over the squat rack powercable midset
>Gym warden raises the height standard for manlets again.
>5'9" up to 5'11"
>My protein mine sentence begins tomorrow.
>vegans raiding the gym again, protesting against "cruelty gains"
>they somehow free the gains goblins used to level up the manlets mining protein in the pit
>ended up losing gains because i DON'T do cardio
i knew i should have put at least 10 points in AGI
>manlet didn’t rewind the dumbbells
>had to do reverse curls for half my sets
>someone installed Arch Linux on the treadmill and now it keeps getting runtime errors
>tfw gym staff caught me using the gym geenie to get taller, threw me back on the pit
>manlets no more consider me one of their own
>tfw being forced to mine for twice the daily requirements without spotters
Be careful what you wish for
>left the smith machine on all night
>addy longswords everywhere
>see skelly walk by, get idea
>mfw