I'll go straight to the point; I want to have the best progress pic in the history of Veeky Forums...

I'll go straight to the point; I want to have the best progress pic in the history of Veeky Forums. I wanna show you cookie-cutting, whey-sippin' faggots how it's done, especially the SS fatties and people that skip cardio. I used to be in decent shape and know what to do

The objective of project ultra is to transform my man boobs physique back into the land of aesthetism, in only 100 days. Here's how:
>8+ hours of sleep
>only drink water
>daily note of progress on the board in picrelated
>paleo diet WITH oats, rice, lentils, beans
>training in the morning
>30-60min of cardio, 1h or more of lifting, every single day
>only one rest day per week
>if I do not cheat at all and stick to the plan, I will reward myself in the way of one hour with a prostitute at day 50 and one hour with 2 prostitutes at day 100 (I'll let Veeky Forums pick which girls through strawpoll)

Tomorrow is day 1, currently weighting in at 224lbs for 5'11, aiming for 195-200lbs at day 100. I won't attention-whore, but I will start a thread bi-monthly with current pic and progress. So that's it, creating this thread mainly so I can screencap, but feel free to comment and talk shit

We believe in you

Could have taken the bait until the prostitute part.

I'm not joking... it's legal here, order them like pizza

reminds me of that obesewhale that posted here a couple years ago when i lurked.

he was called something like "365 Days of Fat"

anyone know whatever happened to that lardso?

M O N T R E A L

louna lads

I remember that guy, he gave up after a few weeks, he made initial progress.

There's actually a lot more girls on the roster
I'm from Ottawa, but yeah that's Montreal. How would you know? :^)

why not start today
u have already failed mate

Every war needs to be planned out and prepared for lad.

>how would you know
Don't think I need answer. Erika is a real qt btw

awe too bad, wonder if h still lurks

Did you blur their faces or is it already done?

>1h or more of lifting, every single day.

Nice bro, enjoy no gains at all and and tendon tears. before you start a fucking "project" and go for the best progress pics maybe do some very simple fucking research?

No that agency does.
Girls choose whether or not to blur their faces, and the ones that do not blur their face are usually more expensive girls, or I'm guessing girls that have any family here...

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Apparently his gf sabotaged him.

>losing 20 lbs
>doing paleo diet
BEST PROGRESS IN THE HISTORY OF Veeky Forums
can't wait for this fucking shit.

Keen to see where this goes, looks like if you do it you'll make much further progress than I have so far, 8 months in but I've hot DYEL.

Didn't start that bad, but you got my interest and my support friend

>paleo diet
240p bait

>I won't attention-whore
A bit late for that

This seems interesting, I will follow along and do my own 100days.

I'm in love with Louna. Goddamn man, where do you live?

clean diet
cardio
gym
genetics
autism

Wow so you're gonna come back in 100 days and look slightly less shit.

I bet all my gains that you're gonna get discouraged by your progress along the road and never post day 100.

all this stupid shit and yet absolutely no details about the shit that actually matters: calories, macros and routine.

Damn Sofia is perfection.

PLZ im begging you. Get bloodwork before and after too and try not doing paleo since it is SHIT for your actual health. Also don't do roids! :D

>let Veeky Forums pick which girls
Oh boy. Please record it and post it somewhere.

YOU HAVENT EVEN STARTED YOU FAT SHIT AND YET YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR RESULTS AND REWARDS

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT

Good luck my brother. May your rewards be sweet and wet.

Yeah good luck bud
But if we strawpoll 2 bear power top gays you have no say in the matter

>paying for a hole

thats just an escort service, they wont fuck you dumbass.

This is legal in most countries.

Sage grows in every field
A formality, I assure you.
My opinions meaningless.
Rewarding yourself in this way leads to heroin addiction, I think.

No experience, but famous people do that shit all the time.

Songs about not falling in love there.

Good luck.