How Veeky Forums do I have to be to slay sorority girls?

You go to OU?

Get a bunch of $1 bills stuff them in your wallet put a $50 at the front.
Wear one of those dosh bag pinwheel hats, drive some $1500 car with $3000 rims on it.
Constantly talk about your gainz.
Results may vary.

>assuming you're between the ages of 18 and 22

You don't have to be fit.

Be at least 6 out of 10 with a rich father, and throw in a little alcoholism and domestic violence and you'll drown in pussy

You don't need to lift. You just need HEIGHT FACE FRAME and a low bf%. In other words just be CHAD.

I do, brah

Put a bag on it and do your business desu

kek

You lift at sarkey's?

You really need to join a frat if you're white and in a large university. If you don't it will seriously feel like your college is 90% non-white. Walking around campus you'll see all these chinks, curries, and spics and be wondering where the fuck all the white people are and believe me they're ALL in the greek system, get involved in a frat unless you want your social circle to be 80+% smelly brown people and you're stuck dating a 4'11" filipino girl.

What kind of workout routine would be best for a guy who wants to look twinky enough for a sorority to kidnap, force to crossdress, and accept as their sister?

doesn anyone else look at dumb kunts like this and not even consider them humans?

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jewmericans, not even once.

> If you don't it will seriously feel like your college is 90% non-white.
Or just don't live in a shitty southern state full of muds

There are zero prominent universities that won't be filled with muds. Every university is filled with chinks, curries, and spics in varying ratios. The greek system allows decent white folk to keep among themselves.

I'm at U. Houston which is ground zero for international students and minorities, so I just stick to asian girls and white grad student girls. I'm older though so maybe it's a bit easier since more jacked + more money, but whatever. Doesn't matter now, got a gf outside of school.

I stay Veeky Forums so i can look down at my abs and quads and 'mire myself while fucking a girl

>You really need to join a frat
LMAO.

You think they just let anybody in? You have to go through a process where they screen potential recruits but they only select for most neurotypical best-looking robust WASP Chads with STATUS to join, also need a rich daddy's money to pay for the high membership fee. Frat Chads basically hold a monopoly on all the fuckable girls on campus because they hold the best parties in their mansions and most sorority girls (hottest girls on campus) won't date a guy unless he's a frat.

Just be WHITE ANGLO SAXON CHAD

frats and sororities are literally just normie white people, they're not special

How did you meet said gf? Not having any luck on tinder.

Not very

If you are at least
>6 foot 2
>6 or 7 face
>ottermode +
>not socially retarded

You should have no problem whatsoever

Join a sports team if you can. Frats are cheating.

>normies

no, they are a step above normies. Imagine young fuedal lords rampaging around a village for fun like arrogant pieces of shit. Thats what frats are. Their fathers are important people and they let their kids do whatever the fuck they want.

did you even attend university lol you seem like you're basing your info on frats and sororities off comedy movies from 20 years ago. real university is not american pie dude, frats are not filled with giga chads it's literally just normies, middle to upper middle class normie white guys.

maybe one or two frats per big university is filled with guys like that. the rest are normies, and most of them are not rich, and most of them are skinny fat to fat from all the beer

Im basing it off of my time in one. There are some shit tier frats that are basically just 20 dudes who get together to smoke pot and watch rick and morty, but there are Chad empires who spend every holiday doing cool rich kid things with staceys who wear nothing but frat shirts, nike workout shorts, and still look hot as hell

I bartend between school semesters, she just moved here after school and sat at my bar. We hit it off, and 4.5 years later we're still together.
Bartending is great for anons who are not hideously ugly, it sharpens your social skills and the rate of pay in my experience is far better than anything hourly.

>found the fratnigger

I'm 6'4", 7 face, white, and lift, but not that rich. Am I not still douche frat potential?

Don't say OU and refer to oklahoma you fucking shitter faggot

OU is Ohio University, you fucking cunt.

Frats nowadays are 80% normies, only a few fall into the chad/slayer status.

You sound like a little fratboy bitch that thinks hes hot shit for getting in with the other Nike sandals normies.

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Glock 34 handgun.
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>Inbred Columbusnigger detected

>Oniversity of Uklahoma

GDI

Go to Auburn, can confirm. Sucks but my parents never were cool or had frat money so I had no chance.

Whatever, band girls/majorettes/danceline are hot too.

>tfw when no frats or sororitys or campuses in my country
Being the kind of guy who spends time in 4 Chan in an American University must be hell

>Alabama
>any chads

If you seriously think your average frat fag looks like zac efron you are still in high school.

Most are average in looks, height, and physique. Daddy's money goes a long way.

on the surface, which is all you'll need for 99% of interactions.

>6'2
>less than 10% of males in US are 6'2
the fuck are you talking about?

you just have to be social. i know a bunch of fat fucks with girlfriends and regular people who get laid.

Unfortunately this.
Makes me sad because engineering classes don't give me enough time to pledge desu

its more about relentlessly trying and having cool friends

>implying an autistic engineering nerd like you would even get accepted into a frat

>he didn't skip all the Frat/Geed bullshit by playing a Division 1 sport

Has to suck having inferior genetics

Hahahahaha all these stupid answers
Your confidence has to be a fuckin 11
thats it
Oh and your swag has to be on
Swag meaning
Whole outfit has to add up to be over 150 miniumum
300 optimal

>engineering is hard
this meme never gets old

>Hurr durr sor hors!
These girls are terrible fucks, because half the time they're drunk and/or think they can do what pornstars do but mess that up. I've banged 2 of them in sophomore year, and then gave up because I started the whole MGTOW shit.
>You have to be a lanklet
If you're at least 5'7", you'll be okay if you have game, a good bod, and an alright face. A good number of these girls aren't even above 5'3" then again, they were spic girls.

get a couple shots deep and go talk to some people, as long as the setting good you'll have no problem getting laid. But likesaid all the hot girls get taken quick

>forced to do push-ups on broken glass, memorizing a hundred+ fraternity names and lineages
They wish it was this cool
"Hazing" means topping off your "brothers" (out of respect though, so it's not gay) and missing a midterm because Matt ordered you to buy him a case of beer

Pledged several fraternities but had to drop because of falling grades.
I’m not also not the brightest.

>all the fuckable girls on campus
Bro fucccc no
Sure there are some great looking ones but a significant majority of the "hot sorority girls" fall apart when you take a close look at them and notice poor facial proportions, obnoxious fake tans and bleached hair, and visible signs of aging from daily alcohol and stim abuse.

>fucking college girls

Why?

They're all average looking as fuck, fucked up, used up, pansexual whores who carry a host of STDs.

>No need as long as you are white
What if I'm hispanic? Asking for a friend obviously

Sorority girls can be hot but a lot of them are actually really fucking ugly and wear a ton of make-up etc. They're fake as fuck

I don't see why that would be a problem. Go for it.

Probably just need the right amount of booze.

College/sorotity chicks are overrated.

Clear issue because he is not white. Some white girls only like white guys, etc.

Hispanic males are second to bottom of the totem pole of desirability, and black women are on the bottom for women.

banged a lot of them they considered me built and im not even that big lol. Many bang dudes with dad bods. Dated an ex one for a while who was outta college.

DISASTER FUEL

they dont change their mindset they are what they are forever man sloots.

I can't even begin to compete with frat guys. They're so dumb and primal that I can't even replicate how they behave. If you're talking to a srat star in class one on one then maybe there's a chance, but eventually she's gonna cheat on you with one of the dumb white guys driving daddy's car and using adderral to study for his accounting test the night before the exam. You'd be better off finding a different type of girl.

>Hispanic males are second to bottom of the totem pole of desirability
What?

If you're Hispanic and even kind of smart God might as well find a different girl. Frat guys get laid because they're pretty dumb so they behave based how their testosterone tells them without empathy or logic. That combined with a rich dad who's allowance pays for fancy dates and cocaine, is what makes them attractive to rich white party girls.

I'll stick to online dating I guess.

>totem pole of desirability
Last I heard from women it was

1) White - On top
2) Hispanic
3) Asian
4) Black - Last

heh

t. cholo beaner spic-a-boo

You've never talked to women about this?

That's bama alpha phi, I've banged 11 girls from that exact chapter ha

I've banged 4 girls from LSU's Pi Beta Phi ;)

That sounds about right

haha you totally have 4channer

Ha it's not saying much, I went to bama 2011-2015 and was greek

That's because 90% of people in Alpha are sluts, and only like sluts so they only let more sluts in. They literally disgust me.One of them came back with my roommate and we were all hanging out and she said their sorority hazing was they had to do a line of coke or blow a dude from one of our party frats.

Congratulations, you rode the town bicycles. Do you want a medal or a cookie, user?

I go there too. Please be my gym buddy fellow autist

Lol yeah they're fun as fuck, were always down, and still hot

basically all sorority girls are complete whores. it really surprises me that guys think fucking sorority girls who do nothing but drink, do drugs and take miles and miles of random dick and swallow gallons of anonymous cum while nearly passed out is a badge of honor

You don't have to be fit at all. I have friends in frats and they're totally average at best but pull a lot of sorority girls when they're all drunk as fuck.

Do you guys think there's a worse feeling as a father than having your daughter come home after a few months in college and tells you she's joining a sorority? When you basically are cemented in knowing that after 18 years of your influence, your daughter ends up being a drug-using alcoholic whore?

or do most sororstitutes not have father figures and that's why they end up in one anyway

blacks should be on top, user

its just part of life. i remember when i was like 5 i figured out how babies are made. i was sitting in my room and suddenly dont know why it all made sense. i know people joke about this but i was unironically shocked. i couldnt imagine my father fucking my mother, it was just so weird to think about my mother who i thought was innocent doing something like this. it took me a few days but i accepted it. i imagine its the same thing with having a daughter. you accept it and move on like everyone else

>stick to hispanic girls
Will do.

they're just doing the same thing that guys do. give them a break. its like all the athletes fucking in the olympic village. everyones young and hot on their own for the first time, why wouldn't they want to fuck?

Sorely misguided. White women pick black men over white men all the time. Asian men are always last.

>White women pick black men over white men all the time.
I don't know what ghetto you live in but that's simply not true.

ITT: Geed rage

You don’t have to be fit to pull girls, sorority girls included. I am fit & I pull them but there are dudes in my frat who don’t lift and pull more than me.

Face>Charisma>>>>>everything else, given you are not obese or

If black guys are their last preference then Asian guys must get all kinds of behind-the-scenes pussy because I see black dudes with white girls all the time

>tfw 6'5" covered in tattoos even on my face regularly sell drugs on campus
>tfw have fucked all types of bitches, from 10/10s to offended feminists

Sell blow and adderall your golden.

How the fuck is engineering hard bruh? I'm in EE and it's fucking easy. Granted I was able to skip two years because I'm already a certified electrification but fuck bruh

>joining a frat

Enjoy ducking dick and falling out of school for muh connections
Just sale blow faggot

Also the fact that the sorority girls have mixers and/or date nights with fraternities every week.