Hey Veeky Forums how do i make it so i drop huge loads like in pornos?

Hey Veeky Forums how do i make it so i drop huge loads like in pornos?
Im fuggin pic related and need advice or suggestions on how to increase my splooge load

Get a chick that doesn't weigh 300lbs. Your load will look bigger by comparison.

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Why do you think that girls care about your load?

why do you think that only girls care about big loads?

you by any chance from WA?

I tried it. Did not work.

Not fapping at least a day, and drinking lots of water worked.

Nope CA

Thanks for this, remember seeing it years ago, figured you guys would have it.

kek my ex looks exactly the same

Does this girl's name by any chance start with A?

Mine does too lol....

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Inb4 OP is fucking a roastie whore

y-yes

Stop pretending to be me you dumb frog poster.

She could very well be a slut, but im a virgin weirdo man.
I just want pussy, can you blame me?

What is the next letter?

We are all OP

m

I hate you all, stop LARPING in my thread

Interesting, last letter?

A

y

L

tied it, made me cam buckets on some tinder slut

Post her face.

Best method for me was edging all day with the promise of cumming on my then gf's face that night. Worked like a charm

>that quadruple chin

why?

Just wondering

so this is why I blow huge loads without doing anything special

I take ZMA since I dont consume much zinc rich food >Implying anyone does and get my l arginine from food
I also get plenty selenium from all my fish consumption

I've got a fuckin smoking hot girl coming to visit me this weekend.
I've been experiencing decreased libido lately due to stress and lack of sleep (and probably lack of cardio)
Where as before I could go 6-10 rounds with a girl lately I'm lucky if I get 4.
What can I do to improve my libido by friday?

While contains some of what you need, here is a better recipe for a morning smoothie that will blow that out of the water

~16 ounces nut milk (e.g. almond milk)
25-30g protein powder (good quality)
flax seed powder
1 banana
1 tsp Maca (get gelatanized powder)
1/2 tsp cordyceps mushroom powder
1/2 tsp reishi mushroom powder
1/2 tsp polyrhachis ant powder

Drink this in the morning and take 2g of L-Arginine and 2.4g of Lecithin worth of pills. Repeat that dosage in the PM (the L-Arginine and Lecithin, not the smoothie).

Ensure you're drinking lots of water throughout the day. Best method I've found is to brew a huge pot of green tea and fill a large insulated cup. Drinking a few of those a day.

Snack on almonds or other nuts throughout the day.

If you eat well, you'll have got your daily dose of Zinc. Super-supplementing with zinc is poisonous, don't do it. Take a ZMA supp if you need it.

You need to save your load up for a week and be very well-hydrated, then fuck and get sucked on and off for an hour before you cum.