Be me

>Be me
>Decide enough is enough, no more 285 sack of shit.
>4 months later, I'm 70 pounds down and beginning to get some muscle definition
>Girlfriend cheats on me, but she was the best my fatass could do back in the day, so fuck all of that noise.
>Get a tinder to gain some valid validation
> Match with this one girl, 6/10 but why not meet up, test my game out.
>Meet up, all her pictures were older.
>Her hips alone make me want to spooge.exe
>We hit it off, she says she's lucky to meet a handsome guy that's actually nice
>MFW I did it
>Mfw I'm handsome
>Mfw I'm in control of my own destiny for the first time in my life

And all I had to do was try. Fuck anyone who doesn't, they're weak and pathetic.

I'm proud of you, Paul.

>Girlfriend cheats on me
>handsome
lol

glad you're happy but because everyone here is pic related be prepared for negative posts you dumb nigger

>2 ugly people meeting on tinder
cute

Good work OP

yay

carbs in a bucket

>Be 2 years ago
>Out of pure self hatred, work out ~6 times a week to lose weight
>Lose quite a bit, now looking relatively thin
>Some girls mirin
>Get laid once or twice

>A year ago
>Get relatively high status job
>Work some 60 hours per week, gain weight due to no time to work out
>Now chubby, but through work and life experience be calm & collected rather than attention seeking and insecure
>Get laid a lot more often
>Girls approach me rather than vice versa
>Get told I look good even though I know I'm chubby
>mfw

Confidence > Looks

Fuck yeah!
I can do this too!
I love user!

>not getting your carbs from a bucket
you even gonna make it brah?

money > confidence or looks

Connections > money > confidence or looks

m8 that job was not paying well. I'm a uni student and have a full time position at the university for a year. "High status" is because me and three coworkers run an organization with ~3000 members, go to all the "coolest" parties, and drink for free at the club we run.

I earn less than someone working at McDonalds

>Weight loss and gains boosted my confidence
Your argument is invalid

hardly high status then, you're basically a volunteer.
you probably get gash because when you describe your job as high status these poor girls assume, like me, that you meant you have 2 pennies to rub together

>4 months
>70 pounds
How?

He put in some effort

Thanks, faggot. I was asking him though.

OP here. Severe calorie restriction.
1200 calories daily, avoiding carbs and simple sugar like soda and shit like that. Occasionally fasted for up to 2 days.
Meals are eaten once a day, to ensure longer periods of ketosis. My job is physically demanding as well, so exercise can help.

Most importantly, I allowed multiple small cheats throughout the week. This prevented serious caves which could hamper progress, and suppressed the strength of urges to relapse. Otherwise I ate a lot of vegetables and lean meats.

>Work some 60 hours per week, gain weight due to no time to work out
You're getting fat because you overeat.

hellyea man

This
ITT People using tinder, become empowered.

hell yea dude lets go

What routine OP?

post feminine benis

Yea, pretty much nails it