How many eggs does Veeky Forums eat per day?

How many eggs does Veeky Forums eat per day?

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1/4th

Well OP, according to this graph, Which is "Number of eggs in a human ovary" vs Age, and assuming your mother is around the 43 year mark. We can assume that I could be eating anywhere from a couple hundred to tens of thousands every day, because that's how often I eat your mom's pussy, OP.

none, lacto veg here

at least 4

I want to eat at least 3 but I never have the time for breakfast

9 except on Mondays.

usually don't eat eggs,


when I do, I have 8 hard boiled large eggs for brekky.

Between 14 and 21 egg whites every morning

@hejnasty browses Veeky Forums??

that shit is overboiled

You just ruined good eggs you absolute monkey stop overboiling them to the point they turn green.
4-6 Per breakfast but I alternate between it and oats
Ahahahahahahaha

I remember an user who had 36 and 2 multivitamins a day

None

Probably like half a liter of eggwhites everyday, and then some whole eggs after the gym.

1 for breakfast sometimes on the side

Hahaha, you got me sir, great joke on OP's mom, have a upvote ;)

and then some cum when you blow your bf in the evening

just had my morning 3

Well I mean I thought that goes without asking

3 or 6, depending if I want to eat eggs in the afternoon. Usually not so just 3 in my breakfast

> that pic

god damn remember when kids were cartoons actually encouraged to be fit?

forgot to post video

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ALL OF THEM. THE WHOLE BOWL OF EGGS.

Can't do that anymore.
Common sense fitness advice is bad for business and will probably lead to intelligent healthy children who won't become future debtslaves and obese lifelong consumers.

Health class, PE, and recess has actually been removed from many schools and it's been replaced with computer classes and sitting on their ass reading/playing games.
And eating junkfood!

5 every morning

3

you eat pussy while she's on the rag?

All the eggs :'(

5.

I'm going to die, I know it, I've accepted this.