>girl I know makes dinner and invites me over >ask what is it >bacon wrapped fried chicken and fudge brownies for desert >it would break my calories allowed and add a pound of sodium and sugar into my body >say I'm busy and can't go
Why are girls gains goblins? Why would someone tempt me with this dumb shit as a joke like that
Julian Cook
Your just an idiot missing out on PUSSY
Wyatt Ross
Not memeing did I?
I don't really get social queues like that
Xavier Bailey
That sounds fuckin disgusting, good call
Cooper Barnes
You missed an opportunity to get a mommy-gf
Cooper Fisher
Ha, you sure fucked up boy
Nicholas Butler
You think she invited you over at night, put effort into a legit and delicious sounding meal for your fucking company? dessert was pussy not brownies, would've made your macros fag.
Connor Brooks
>bacon wrapped fried chicken and fudge brownies for desert more like a whales vagina. you did good op
Caleb Lewis
you're fucking retarded, keep a cheat meal in your back pocket for opportunities like this
jesus christ die alone you dumbass
Alexander Johnson
you did good, bro
99% chance she would have TERRIBLE gas after eating that meal. you dodged a bullet.
Aaron Rivera
I havent texted a female since 2014 and heres you actively turning diwn girls. Truly life is fucking strange.
Noah Reed
haha that sure would be terrible wouldn't it haha
Charles Young
>He hasn't taken the brappill
Sebastian Bell
why do you care about sodium
Grayson Roberts
you sound like a sperg
Caleb Sanders
Lol what an idiot, you knew about this ahead of time. Fast the entire day, crush 2-4 scoops and a glass of milk before you go over and eat. Adjust pre scoops to you macros
Dylan Morgan
What's the point of being fit if you can't parlay a cheat meal and pussy every now and then? If you're really that ocd about one meal, then eat less that day and the day after. Do some cardio and reap the benefits. Although bacon wrapped fried chicken sounds pretty horrible anyway.
Connor Baker
>doesn't try to burn off the calories by fucking her all hot and sweaty for hours on end. never gonna make it
Blake Flores
>losers on this site worship sex
You failures are pathetic.
Xavier Peterson
>not compensating your intake in the following days >blaming a girl for wanting to take care of you How to die alone, the post.
Cameron Sanchez
As a 22yo virgin who is miserably failing on Tinder, I'm actually lost for words.
Xavier Miller
If my options for the evening are eat a shitty meal and get laid, or stress over my macros while Pumping Iron is on in the background...eh, I'm choosing pussy.
Gabriel Foster
You're an idiot. Just eat what the pretty girl made you. She knows how to cook and you pass it over. Jesus. Who cares about your stupid body?
Treat yourself once in a while or eat in portion. Your lame abs are going to decrease your life happiness. "Muh abs won't let my wife cook for me when I married."