What is the most patrician martial art to learn?

Kickboxing + BJJ + gymnastics + strength training

Enjoy being Batman

hema

I think it depends on body build and operating in or outside your weight class.

Personally, I'm tall and so I train Muay Thai, which relies on striking.

the art of meditation

Horseback wrestling, every other suggestion is plebeian and estrogen inducing.
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Did it in high school
Was fun

western boxing obviously, stupid question really

Tai chi.

MMA is the best. Besides that Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with self defense MMA focus; lot of sport schools now days.

Kenpo X

Learn Krav Maga. It’s the best for self defense. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can’t.

Boxing and Wrestling are relatively simple, yet disciplined martial arts, and really necessary to learning anything of substance. Also, keep in mind that a lot of martial arts schools in the US are bastardizations of the martial art itself. A good school in any discipline is the most crucial part.

Holy shit, sauce??

That can get you fucked real bad depending on where you live. Also the opponent should only know you have a blade once it's inch deep in their gut and we all know you don't have the balls to do that even if self defense is legal in your country.

its not Systema. Have a good day, sir.

Gun

Underrated af

jew jitsu

Cynthia the Mission