This grill sitting alone at a bar

If I could go to a bar and get free drinks I would. Noting wrong with taking advantage of what you got you bitter little faggot.

Are you an archaeologist? Cause i've got a large bone that needs examining.

I go up and order myself a drink and sit alone for a bit, but not on my phone or anything. Do a little bit of thinking, maybe with a cig and check her out. If she notices you, good. If she keeps looking over then she's interested. Then you may say something to her.

You never say hi. You never say how are you. You only ever say something about the place, or the atmosphere or something in context. You make it immediately about your interest in her vagina and it's over.

>grills at bars

So? It's not like the guys buying her drinks want anything other then a quick lay. She is taking advantage of men who only want to take advantage of her. Who gives a shit.

good thing that you wil never ever be a woman you fag.

You just sit there and you mind your own business and then she'll start talking to you.
>hey user, do you remember me? We go to the same gym.

say? what would i say, and why? the task was to pick her up, i'll just do that.

Sucky sucky boom boom how much?

No normal girl drink alone at a bar

that's how thots justify themselves?

How are they taking advantages? Both parties are benefiting having an intercourse.

Speak for your self rapscallion. When I go to bars and buy drinks for beautiful ladies, it is in the hope that I will one day find a fair maiden to be my queen.

You don't remember me? Wow, I'm sorry to bother you. I thought you want to hang out.

Hey, girl. My name is Windows, can I crash at your place, tonight?

A women actually chatted me up in the Starbucks line this morning, she was probably 30 (I am 25) but I styled up so I looked like a well put-together 29-30 yearold. I could tell how she looked at me in the eyes and down when she would pause talking that I should take lead of the conversation. I immediately said at this point that my girlfriend drinks green tea matcha's too. The body language was very different after that, no eye contact and disengagement on her part. I noticed that it might of come off that I was not interested in her, I was interested in talking but I was going to make it clear that I am getting pussy steady.

if this were a 2 and a half men episode i would just sit down next to you and wait for YOU to approach me, but since this is real life and i like to take matters into my own hands..

my name is user, what is yours?

>can I just check. Do you by chance have a penis?

virgins
>both parties are benefiting from having intercourse
I love how you pathetic losers shit on women for being "whores" but expect them to sleep with you because you buy them a drink because "it's sex and it feels good"
I doubt anybody ITT could make sex beneficial for a female.

>it's sex and it feels good
Isn't it?

>Maybe I do. Wanna see for yourself?

>If I could go to a bar and get free drinks I would
I prolly would too, if i had the same level of power in dating that an average girl has i would fuck a new girl every other week. Point is why should I throw myself into the meatgrinder of giving her stuff when there is less than zero chance of her giving me stuff?
Im not running a charity, im at the bar looking for love or a hookup, she cant and wont provide either.

>She is taking advantage of men who only want to take advantage of her.
That comparison only works if you think women sacrifice sex and that sex is men using women.
Most guys i know are very keen on providing orgasms, same can be said for myself.

The thought of her "losing" anything if they agree to sex is very dishonest

Yeah, you need to say all the right words and get into her head and shit. basically make them feel "swept off their feet".

Of course I am a virgin. How else could I fully devote myself to my future bride?

>Isley, Isley, Isley. You never learn, man. You never learn.

>That comparison only works if you think women sacrifice sex and that sex is men using women.
It basically is considering the majority of women don't even climax during sex. If you're not super attractive or good in bed, then chances are the average female sees sex with you as a chore buddy

Then you Drive? You fucking autist

>what do you say /fit?

"how much" because odds are she's a hooker if she's sitting at a bar alone looking like that.

T. Virgin

This is the most adult response you're going to see here.

>majority of women don't even climax during sex
Ive never had the problem of the girl not climaxing and while i havent been with that many and usually had LTRs with them i cant say i can relate.

Point being its very dishonest to say sex is a chore for women. Women can and do enjoy sex on multiple levels (same as some guys) so its not a zero sum game at all

walk up to her and ask how much

"Nice ass"

hi

I've been to bars before. never have i seen a good looking girl by herself

the question should be, what do you do if there are two girls talking to each other at a bar

or a mixed group of people

True. Cold approaches are for autists. You have to be able to approach in context.

There's a cocktail club near my house thats members only, but easy to become a member. You have no idea how many numbers I've gotten from waiting for a couple of girls to come in and waiting for them to sound unsure of what to order off the menu, then sliding up to them and asking if its their first time here. I have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of their drinks and usually convince them to try the "fun" shots with me (crack babies: passionfruit vodka shot taken through a large plastic syringe).

Meanwhile I have friends obsessed with getting laid that will cold approach random women all night with literally no success.

Shit, sometimes i just start talking about their drink, saying its a really good one or something. It helps the atmosphere of the place is so relaxed and familial, thanks to the members only thing.

"Are you done with that stool? I'd like to sniff it."

>Cold approaches are for autists

>this post
>not autistic
lol, they probably give you the wrong number so you shut the fuck up and go away.

2 girls chatting = wait for an in. Literally just listen in on their conversation without being obvious and if you notice an opportunity to interject in a positive manner, go for it. It could be anything to do with a drink (if they get something flashy or flaming, if they say its awful, pretty much anything you can have a bit of a laugh about with them or a shared experience), or just something they bring up you know about.

i hope you're an archaeologist cuz I've got a bone to pick with you

>*rattles internally*

Nice cope

>Literally just listen in on their conversation
how do i listen in, when in a loud bar? i'd have to be next to their faces to hear a private conversation

i love this post

"Hello, you remind me of that porn where the girl in the bar gets dry docked surprise anal and really enjoys, wanna try?"

>google "bar girl surprise anal"
>find it instantly

wonderful times we're living in

"nice tits wanna bang?"

"yo, let's skip the chitty chatty and go straight to the bang bang"

...

Bump. Cheers

This has happened to me before, I did smash too.
I just asked retarded questions, age or where they are from is easy to work with

Protip: don't buy them a drink, don't be a bitchboy.

>don't buy them a drink, don't be a bitchboy
Hasn't that come full circle now?

I've spent 6 minutes thinking what to say and even in my 2nd week of no-porn (test levels are killing me...) I can only say I wouldn't try as I'm ugly, short (5'6), and I need to take care of my money.

Thank God I don't lift for wimin'....

I'd flex a 'cep and say "How's that for a start?"

But then again, I'm not autistic like most of you.

SIT ON MY FACE YOU FILTHY WHORE

LOL,.....this shit always gets me.

"Hey faggot lets go back to my place and watch some anime"

>SIT ON MY FACE YOU FILTHY WHORE

OK, you sweat talking stud you.
Please be gentile with my feminine penis.

bump

Bars are filters for manlets like me, I don't reach the ground when sitting on a stool, like a kid in kindergarten.
At least I can dance, I was surprised to see women respond to that. But yeah, my chances with that blonde are nonexistent from the start.
>bittersweetwojak.jpg

Tbh it depends. If its a noisy bar, maybe not. The bars i frequent are usually cocktail bars as opposed to "lets get muntered and dance" affairs.

Haha I get it. It's funny because she's already at the bar

forty keks

>is that stool comfortable enough or would you prefer to sit on my face

>this grill sitting alone on the bar
A-are you using that?

>nice ass mister

>so umm the weather is nice today

>walk to the counter and order some fancy drink
>don't even look in her direction
>she either starts chatting with me or not
>if not, leave shortly after getting the drink
>if yes, just go with the conversation letting her be the initiator and after a while taking the lead if she seems interesting

oh yeah I do something like that. I go sit next to her and order a drink/shot. If she does not start talking to me I walk off after my drink and tell her "good night". This works wonder believe me because for the rest of the time you and her are in the same bar, she will look at you to figure out who you are.

not reading the sheer autism in this thread but i could easily OHP her

>>this grill sitting alone at a bar
>>try to pick her up
>what do you say /fit?

You all are so fucking beta, be a REAL CHAD.

Walk right up to her and say,
"Your sitting in my chair!... but you are beautiful, so Just let me sit down her and you can sit on my lap"

Not really, I assume if a woman hints for you to buy her a drink she doesn't find you attractive and just wants free stuff

Don't be that guy jumping at a chance to then go r9k when she isn't interested

>bars
>not taverns
almost

Be handsome.
Can I buy you a drink?

>nofap
>reminded that remy exists

This

There’s something wrong with your chair
It’s not my face

>rapscallion
fuck I need to include this in my vocabulary more often

t. Roastie

This is your brain on feminism

hopy shit user want milky!!! milky milk time for user put the milky nozzles in my mouth and suck suck SUCK until the milky milk comes out. Once I'm full tuck me in and go sleepy until the morning milky!

Good. Betas are going to give their money to women anyway.

>So, what's your favourite anime this season?

HAHAHAHHAAHHA

>Hey mom, got milk?

IVE GOT YOUR BINCH IN THE BAG ISLEY

>i see you're drinking wine and nearing 30, I'm betting, without clothes, your body looks like an avalanche that lost interest and stopped mid-way down a mountain
>want to to go up to my room and see?

> "excuse me miss, could you please stand up for a moment"
> *she stands*
> lean down and sniff the stool deeply
> look like I'm in deep through
> smell it again to be sure, then nod to myself.
> "Ok, my names Dave, could I buy you a drink?"

Kek

Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

>"Your sitting in my chair!
>visibly disgusted by the sight of you she says "you can have it"
>she gets up and leaves
>bazooka

would u like some making fuck berseeeerkeeeer

>H-hi my names Ch-chad what's you're name?
*visibly uncomfortable*
>Hi I'm Stacy
>Hi Stacy c-can I buy you a drink?
*sligtly annoyed yet still uncomfortable*
>Thanks but I already have a full drink
>ha ha oh yeah ok well have a nice night
*relieved this horrifying experience is over*
>thanks you too
>y-you too