All of these AlphaDestiny and no one posting Naturally Enhanced?

C'mon Veeky Forums.

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the fucker got his eyebrows done hahahahahaha youtube.com/watch?v=NMvI5SClmDI

bumping for NE

He's gone from being kinda attractive to looking feminine as fuck. Hey Alex, if we want to fuck a woman, we'd just go gay, we're not going with a feminine manlet.
>My ovaries are shrivelling away just by looking at that thumbnail.

sadly men nowadays think that if you want more attractive eyebrows you need to make them round, thin and pluck/shave as much as possible. i know people who get their eyebrows done by their sister and you would think that they would know how to do it properly but they always end up fucking them up and ruining the persons eye area

Rule number 1: never take advice from a woman

Fatass needs to lose weight.

>fatass
90% of Veeky Forums is probably skinny fat dyel plebs

Here you go, OP.

“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

Do you deserve it though?