/fit cringe/

Have your guy's gains ever caused you to boof it in social settings? I started lifting 2 years ago but haven't developed the social skills to match my body.

Today was an all time low

>going for a run in the park
>stop to swig some water
>see 2 cute 18 year old girls
>They appear go be taking a pic of me
>think to myself I should put out the vibe and show them what I'm working with
>pop off shirt, point to their camera and smirk

>they both instantly frown
>the one with big tits says "oh my god no"
>I run off and leave my shirt on the ground

In retrospect they were probably taking a picture of the fountain behind me. I'm sure I was in the frame

Also when I was running home some skinny 12 year old yelled at me and called me a needledick and his dad just laughed with him

Anyone else have some recent cringe stories to cheer me up?

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Jesus Christ

lol keep going dude first thing to make me smile today

I want that pic
>n-no homo

kek

Maybe your body just wasn't good enough user, and I think the second lot are just jealous. Post pics so we can judge.

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Not that guy, but you look like a slightly leaner version if me and I don't even lift.

She's a disgusting fatass. The only good pic of her is that one.

>I started lifting 2 years ago but haven't developed the social skills to match my body

lmao Veeky Forums summed up perfectly.

Really not that impressive

>5'4 blonde qt starts speaking to me
>Be autist 6'3 black man so it's not the unsual occurance
>Have a chat
>End conversation by saying cool bro

Fuck pretty girls

Damn.. those beautiful fat milkers
good choice op!

You look nice but you're not impressive, hahaha now your greentext is even better.

you've been lifting for 2 years? ive been half-ass lifting for a year and i look about equal to you, maybe a bit better. you need to try harder.

Oh Yea? You can bench 185lbs and you "don't lift"?

Doubt it fatwas

>hey both instantly frown
>the one with big tits says "oh my god no"

Is this physique obtainable natty?

I hope this is bait.

I like fatties with big batties doe hit me up with her name / more pics

Yea, I'm almost completely natty. Only 2 years of serious lifting too, I'm just super careful about what I eat

>can't read
I said 'look like', shit-for-brains.

Top meme
You got btfo by kids and sloots

Name of this titty monster?

I didn't get BTFO by the kid. I'm just waiting for his dad to leave so I can whip a rotting apple at his head.

ur mum

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Molest him, that'll teach the little shit

I wish brah

What fucks my head with this photo is that I'm not so much turned on by the boobs as I am by the tongue and lips

/d/ is that way, friend.
>>/d/

>be me 18
>6'3 185lbs twig
>take shirt off at the gym
>take shirt off on 15 minute walk home after gym

I lived in an Eastern European country though so it was pretty normal.

¨Peak DYEL physique, congrats you look like you don't work out.

Bane in middle school

You fucked up by showing off.
I often jog at night with no shirt, keeps me cool and feels nice and fast. Barely see people other than cars.
Occasionally I run into chicks and get a smile or something, just smile back.

Id say I'm decently shredded though
I thought they would be down with that

Yes but you didn't need to take your shirt off, just a very brief smile. Be proud, not stupid...

Oldie but a goodie

Don't have my own story to tell, but pic related

That's actually pretty funny. Like something my friends would dare each other to do. If you laughed out loud it would pass as a joke.

>>Be autist 6'3 black man

How? What's your routine?

cool bro

Time to hit the juice brah

>boof
what the fuck is wrong with niggerspeak
keep your fucking ebonics out of cohesive threads you fuckin retarded subhuman.

kek
she prolly still wants to bang though
>tfw 5'11'' w-white boy

skinnyfat

back to your containment thread little boy, shoo! shoo!

p.s. I'm whiter than snow and your post was cringeworthy as fuck.

If you have the balls to do this, you have the balls not to not give a fuck what the reaction was. Shit story gtfo

>be me
>in class
>been deadlifting and generally working out on back muscles a lot because arms are already pretty big and I needed to change up my routine
>back is really sore because I had just started
>also get itchy on back
>trying to reach my back
>can barely get my arm behind my back because of big arms and soreness
>determined to scratch that itch
>try to use one arm to get it but can't reach
>go from a different angle, but back is too sore
>try other arm and do the same thing
>almost able to reach it
>extra sore now
>push my arm over and almost scratch it
>only graize the spot and it gets itchier
>yell "DAMMIT" out in class
>look around to see that everyone was staring at me the entire time
>teacher says "if you're done with your dance, user, I'd like to get back to the lesson"
>tell him my back is itchy
>person behind me scratches it
>feels good man

this is classic-tier Veeky Forums cringe

captcha: niggers niggers

That one always gets me. It just amazes me that someone can be so autistic.

Two years? Are you getting enough calories or..

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God tier bait/brainlet

This is what you get when you are talking memes outside

Needledick confirmed.

>Be me, at this point been losing some serious kilos
>At that point I was an ex fat kid who was just starting to lift weights
>Looked pretty ffkn skinny
>Sitting with fairly large colleague and his gf
>Both are pretty fat
>We start talking about the gym
>They mention how they need to start losing weight
>I'm still in fat kid mode
>"Yeah, me too haha. I'm way too fat right now"
>They stare at me
>Uncomfortably look at themselves
>Inadvertently called them both fat
>Ah fuck

Fuck, what is your routine? Body by dachau? Cattle car fitness?

>I don’t even left
Why the fuck you here?

Because im right

Haven't seen this one in a long time. Fucking classic.

Not him but I post on Veeky Forums because for all intents and purposes it's the blue board version of /r9k/.

What you do for back sempai

Your social skills are about as impressive as your body

How do you look so shitty after 2 years? I have literally been lifting for a month and I look better than this.

>Also when I was running home some skinny 12 year old yelled at me and called me a needledick and his dad just laughed with him

This is the kind of person that says SS is a meme

>2 years

>Also when I was running home some skinny 12 year old yelled at me and called me a needledick and his dad just laughed with him
Neck theory proven yet again

oh my god no

the second story isnt cringe

you should confront the dad about the behaviour of its spawn

>all these people saying this isnt impressive

i hope they are just memeing cause ive beeen lifting for 2 years but dont even come close to that

i only go 3 times every 2 weeks due to time issues though

That dad sounds alpha as fuck. He's clearly raising a Chad.

You're big by normie standards

try working out and eating for a bit once. OP is scrawny as fuck

>closing manager
>have to lock up the store gates for the night
>everything was fine
>bring the chains across the walkway, ready to lock them in place
>put my key in the lock and turn
>it doesn't go quite right away
>put a little more force in
>key snaps
Next day I went to look at it and brehs, I don't even know what the fuck happened. The key wasn't even in the fucking hole and yet I...broke it off in the hole. I don't even know how to explain it.

pretty alpha desu

I'm 5'9'' and 175lbs. Hardly scrawny

I doubt that. I bench 185 for reps, post a pic or get out

So you just have garbage genetics then. What are your lifts at least?

Are you actually doubting that there are non-lifters who look better than you?

I caught it too, user ;)

Oh, believe me boy. People can go way farther this in autism-department. I, for one, had 3 good chances to lose my v-card, but actually I think I might become a wizard after all. My only spell would be 'protection from sex'. I will share my first story, because it is full blown spaghetti.

>be me, 15yo piece of shit at that time
>my parents sent me for some kind foreign-language camp for kids
>literally everyone in there is 15yo D&D playing nerd...
>except me, I just like studying languages
>and I was the only one, who wasn't obese in there
>had been training judo and football for a few years at that time
>fast forward through first meeting with THAT girl (she was at some kind of theatre/drama camp for teenage girls)
>I have no idea how and why, but she is into me
>follows me every-fucking-where
>as a fellow wizardry apprentice I already knew what I will do
>fucking nothing
>days come and go and she is still like my shadow
>3 days before the end of the camp
>she tells me, she wants to come back home one day earlier (their camp would finish after ours) with me
>yeah, nigga, whatever
>2 days before the end of the camp
>comes to our room (me and 3 other guys) and announces, that she is gonna sleep with me and they have to gtfo
>by this time I was laying in bed thinking what kind of a crazy bitch she has to be
>she comes to the bed
>I go out of the bed
>take a book, go to the toilet
>read for a bit
>it was longer than I expected
>she is already sleeping
>I take one of 3 unoccupied beds, leaving her in mine

If this doesn't sound like aspergers to you, then maybe the rest will. So after coming back to our home city, we were sorta 'dating' for half a year. I haven't done a single move, even better I rejected her moves. I swear the god, if I would just let any of the girls I know do what they wanna do, I wouldn't have my v-card for years.

>these are the 2 year lifters giving you advice

Oh god its the bane dyl after a year

Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Nigger.

jesus christ was this really in 2012? Fuck, I'm too old. Way too old. How long have I been here?

I remember desu-desu, so it must be around 2006-2007. What have I done since then?

>Graduated high school
>Graduated college
>Got a comfy job
>Got a comfy house w/ home gym

But I still feel empty. What the fuck is this? Am I intentionally dooming myself to looking at cringe on Veeky Forums to force myself to believe that "yeah, my life isn't that bad", when in all reality all I do is work, browse Veeky Forums, and sleep? It feels like I'm floating further and further away from reality. I never talk to anyone outside of work. The people I do talk to never want to hang out, because they're all 24+, married, have children, or have children on the way. Meanwhile I'm here shitposting. Because my life is ultimately insignificant. Fuck.

Lmao I looked like this before I was even born.

On a serious note, I think you got played OP. Your body is 100% fine by everyone but Veeky Forums's standards.

it's fine but not "take your shirt off and flex in front of some 18 year olds" fine

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get some hobbies user. that's a good start

>2 years of lifting
>185 for reps

You suck at lifting I could do that after 6 months. Give up forever

Lmao i could bench 220x10 after 3 months on SS.

I know that feel, bro. I was in that thread when it was posted. Here I am, still on Veeky Forums

Im three months into ss and rep 185 bench

hahaha faggots I started at bodyweight 200kg babbyy

LIGHTWEIGHT BABBY

Alpha as fuck
Keep em thirsty

jeff?

Go on