Does GOMAD work? Can I use chocolate syrup to get a whole fucking gallon down?

Does GOMAD work? Can I use chocolate syrup to get a whole fucking gallon down?

5' 11" 140lbs and trying to reach 2500 calories is really, really hard.

>Does GOMAD work?
no
>Can I use chocolate syrup to get a whole fucking gallon down?
no
>5' 11" 140lbs and trying to reach 2500 calories is really, really hard.
no its not just eat food skelly bitch

>trying to reach 2500 calories is really, really hard.
are you a woman?

eat some fucking food

>no its not just eat food skelly bitch
I'm trying goddamn it. Not smoking weed is really doing wonders for my appetite (read: it's fucked).

Do you have olive oil and coconut oil? Because those help.

>does GOMAD work

It's gonna give you whatever calories there is in that much whole milk. Not much more to be said about it.

I don't get what's so hard. 4 scoops of protein, an omelette in the morning, 8 ounce chicken and 400 calories in carbs for lunch, same or with beef for dinner, mix in some fats, what's the fucking problem bro

Well, that much protein powder is expensive dude. Like for reals.

But even so I am just not hungry. To put it in perspective: before I even thought about gaining weight, I would wake up and fast for 8 hours. Just a coffee.

I am trying to break a regimen I have practiced for years.

>Do you have olive oil
Yeah I have olive oil. Please don't tell me I need to mix it with the milk.

>Have only consumed 1300 calories today.
>Still feel too full to eat anything else and probably won't.

I will not make it.

>an omelette in the morning
>every morning
enjoy your fucking prostate cancer

I feel your pains man

pic related, it's me

I'm GOMAD atm, but still eat kale etc for fibre and Vitamin C & A

Yeah it's what I do. Mad gainz.

Seriously I fucking mix it with rice and salad and even spaghetti sauce for extra cal.

Thoughts on olive oil shots?

Makes me gag.
Just finished eating a stick of butter though. I let it get soft and sprinkle some salt on it, wash it down with milk.

You know you're supposed to be eating full sized solid meals while on GOMAD right?

I've been doing it a couple weeks, not always getting the whole gallon down every day, but I gained 15lbs last time I checked. The first thing I eat everyday is a shake with 1/2 cup of Peanut Butter, 1/4 cup of Coconut Oil, some honey and Dark Chocolate Chips.

Trying to reach 2500?
>Mfw
Your bulk is literally my cut.

>Fucking peanut butter bro.
>Fucking peanut butter sandwiches with a glass of chocolate milk
>Fucking eat every 4 hours I don't give a fuck if your hungry or not just fucking eat it's how I gained all my weight
> fucking Eat big! And hearty meals hamburgers sweet potato fries ect
>FUCKING Take 1 scoop of caesin protein in a big ass glass of milk every goddamn night. Shit not that expensive like less than a dollar a day.
Went from 140 to 180 in 3 years went from about 7 or 8% bf to 11 to 12

>trying to reach 2500 calories is really hard
Go work a labor job dude, or actually train hard.

I dont understand why people think 2500 is so hard.

I eat pretty healthy and still average about 5-600 calories for each of the 3 meals + easily get 3-400 in snacks throughout the day.

Eat nuts or pb&j sammiches for snacks throughout the day. You'll touch 2500 pretty quick.