Big Dick thread

Big Dick thread.
only anons with actual big dicks (above 8.5 inches) can post here. No dicklets with dicks below 8.5 inches memeing on how much women prefer average dicks.

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>starts a big dick anons only thread
>straight

pick one

>another every person on Veeky Forums has a 7+ inch dick thread

>he thinks 7" is impressive to point of thinking it's rare

>8.5
>big
maybe if you're a malnourished north korean

This is the average dick size for men who actually matter, men who have had more than 3 sexual partners in their life.

5.5" small
6.5" below average
7.5" average
8.5" above average
9.5" big

Can we discuss careers too??

Europeans need not apply

Why is Veeky Forums so insecure about their penis

Say it with me: If you don't have at least a 9" dick you will never please a woman!!

Can we have one of these but with butt instead.

Because the main reason people get fit in the first place is to make their junk less of an issue.
I've found that the people who don't give a shit about how they look have the biggest schlongs.

these threads have even less proof than your average shitty advice

KEK
I have an 8.5" dick and have only had 3 partners

>imagine having a small dick
can't even do it
it's like you're not even human.

Seen a lot of them have you?

you don't sound 8.5 inches

>when a woman becomes aroused her lungs intestine liver and spleen all disappear to make room for her slutty vag to quadruple in size just to make everything more complicated and provide zero evolutionary advantage

ladies and gentleman, Veeky Forums

the evolutionary advantage is to accommodate Chaddorix's pillaging invader cock until her land's people have enough ALPHA dna to turn the tides of rape

this is a cringey /r9k/ tier thread
sage

I wish I had an average sized dick, I can't do full thrusts without hurting a girl. After about 7 inches, there's not much more you can do.

But that might explain why I prefer oral and anal.

I have a 6 incher and have had sex with over 25 different girls

Would a bigger dick be better? yup
Would being taller be better? yup

gotta work with what God gives you

Why was Genghis Khan so powerful Veeky Forums?
He had a big dick, that's why.

>t. has an average dick

9.25 x 6 inches
hay
kind of wish this was a real thread and not a troll thread

in case anyone here is uh...kind of large
have you had any trouble with getting escorts?
I've heard that they turn down guys who're large because it means that they'll not be able to have sex with other johns after and that they'll sometimes be worried about damage.

Any truth to that rumor?

>not a troll thread
the only reason this is a troll thread is because of the angry average dicklets posting in it even when they're asked not to

post pic

Nope. About 10 inches when fully torqued.
Literally used to send a girl one pic and they'd go crazy.

This is not helping.

Just a rumor. No matter how big you are they've always had bigger.

Since might try to change you extra, if they think you'll pay. Others will act like it's Christmas, because a big dick makes them feel less used up.

I'm exactly 7x6 and I still feel small when girls don't flat out explicitly say "your dick is big" what is my height equivalent of tall guys who think theyre manlets
>in b4 5'anything

Dicklets will never know how much girls love a good cervix ramming.

>we're still posting this months old stale bait
rise above it user

Meh, couldn't hurt
i.imgur.com/6Ptz96E.jpg

>how_can_white_bois_even_compete.jpg

...

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i hate you guys

getting a few piercings help you get away with sloppy technique and averageish size

source, me

You guys watch way too much fucking porn

>tfw legit 4 inch dick

Lol wtf.

The average penis length is around 4.5"

6" is above average...

Girth matters anyway, I may be 6" long, but i have 99th percentile girth.

Daily reminder

Considering less than 2 percent of men have a dick above 6.5 inches, then yeah 7 inches is pretty rare.

>4.5"
>average

*raises champagne glass

Forgot your *sips tea*

>The average penis length is around 4.5"

If I get my bitch on her back with her feet on my chest I can shove my head (not all of it) inside her cervix. Feels good that I will be the only one hitting that second level pussy hole.
She complains about the possibility of cervical cancer but IDC and she enjoy getting stuffed.

Meant to say 5.5

Lol brainlet

Remember that a big dick equals a small brain

relevant pic

REMINDER: The fatter your woman, the bigger your dick needs to be to satisfy her.

t-18518891xtSQ reason NOT to date a fatty!

>men who actually matter
>men who have had more than 3 sexual partners in their life

Lmao, pick one, lover boy.

This. Mine is 6.5-7” and I get compliments on it all the time. I fucked the class whore in HS and she said it was the biggest she’s ever seen.

How'd I do?

>it's not even fully erect
Holy shit, user.
G-good for you...

kys cuck

And you believed her?

>implying 8.5 inches isn't small

dude, fuck you

my dick would go up to like half that can. Are you seriously a virgin?

pumps aren't healthy bruh

no
i'm not a virgin
i've had some sex before, actually all of the sex i've ever had was offered to me and in one case forced on me
anyway...
i only wanted to know about escorts
I wanted to occasionally visit them for nsa sex. the No Strings part is very important.

Don't know about the escort part but it doesn't seem like it'd be true. I do know a lot of escorts seem to not want black guys though for whatever reason.

You should just fuck tinder girls honestly, it's no strings attached and you won't be paying $50-100 a night.

I mean I went to a school with almost 0 blacks so it's possible

Yeah, I know. It's a shame.
I don't really want to get on tinder either, I hate putting my face out there. Hilarious coming from a man who's posting his dick on Veeky Forums.
Ah well, guess it's back to craigslist.

wow so many man on Veeky Forums just happen to have giant dicks. and your all so muscly and strong too wow/fit/ realy is the alpha board

Where are all these fucking penis size studies coming from to test averages? I can't for one second believe any man would agree to this. Are they measuring dead bodies or something or is this just fake news as usual?

Is this dude forreal

those are inches you faggot

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expirience with prostitutes, no escorts. Never pay more then 30€ to fuck.
Well there are some that dont want to fuck with a big dick and they are other that crave it.

Why would they not? Often medical studies some with some sort of compensation, or benefit of some sort.

The doctor or nurse measuring your dick doesnt care, it's all kept anonymous, and honestly as far as participating in studies goes, getting hard so someone can measure you is pretty mild, there's essentially no risk of it going wrong.

>chink
>big dick
pick one and only one