Brehs why is everything a shit test what do I say fucc

>"I assure you m'lady I only hold the beast in my grasp to ward off any potential rapscallions and in the hopes that i will attract a fair maiden of your stature that may one day become my queen"

What's wrong with this?

Thanks for the go ahead

It's literally full blown autism.

I would reply with "yes it is my dog. We both like bitches! Hehe, get it?"

Good luck getting a response.

I would of replied with something like "I would not hold a beast in such a manner if it were not my own."

Don't talk to me or my dog ever again

Is it? I used my bosses dog. I usually said stuff along the lines of:

> new to this but I heard having a dog pic was obligatory

Or something like that. Just small talk and/or flirt a little. It's not hard. If you take more than a few minutes to think of something you are 100% over thinking it. Had 99+ On tinder last I checked but I have a gf now so I haven't swiped in a over a month.

Bitches before hoes

>rapscallion posting
>in the 17th year of the second millenium

Thanks for the hearty kek holy shit.

Brilliant

if she doesn't respond she doesn't have a sense of humor

>not "my wife's dog"

Please post any replies

Literally face palmed. Unless your trying to meme people and ligit don't care about meeting grills, than never use this shit again.

>>not "my wife's dog"
more like
>my wife's boyfriend's dog

dude just chill and have a good time. he is meming and we are just watching for entertainment. its just a tinder slut who cares, i did this shit all the time

Dude it's blatantly satire

It's not funny though. Op might as well said" I have completely over thought a response and now I'm going to spew out literal autism. Enjoy."

You should have said,

Why, is it working for you?

How do I save face can I say my brother typed that

And then no matter what she said to respond to you, you tell her to meet you somewhere close to your place, preferably a bar.

I know and these threads are always fun. I also know that there are people on this board autistic enough to think that this is incredibly clever satire and expect someone to respond back with "LOL SO RANDOM I'M SO WET NOW"

> she wont respond to absolute autism
> she doesnt have a sense of humour

Nice b8 m8

Okay I pretended my roommate sent it. Hopefully she never comes to my apartment because he's black and doesn't have that kind of vocabulary xD

I'm the one that expects responses after sending stupid shit,I dont see the problem my friend.

Forgot pic

just stop

The Chad triple text

>Pls respond

what should i put in my bio

thats actually a pretty good response

should i get a dog?

Why did you walk back from it?

>multiple texts

>me friend had my phone

is that really that bad?

I usually do that

Stuff like

>I'm fine
>And how are you?

Or when im adding stuff I forgot to say

Technically Veeky Forums is my friend and roommate since I spend so much time here so it's not lying

You're killing mate. Now go in for the kill.

All you're missing is "Pls respond".

Lmao we will never get laid bro accept and embrace autism I dont even care at this point just hoping for a girl to be autistic enough to bear with me

These are always the best, newfags never learn to take a joke

fucking lol OP you are legit autistic

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SALVAGE THIS NOW

send one final message with "pls respond"

man you should've just said "did it work on you" straight away lmaooo

You should explain to her why your first response was so bad. Tell her that the people on fit are your friends and your roomates since you spend so much time with us. Then say, you technically weren't lying. Because she probably knows you were lying about the roommate thing. That's probably why no response. I'm sure she'd love an explonation.

if dubs this
if not dubs still send this for the keks, you're beyond salvation OP

Brehs I can't believe it worked what do I say now

It means she's more attracted to you than disgusted by your autism

Chad always wins reeeeeeeeee

Lol I'm not a Chad I'm balding

tell that fucking cunt to shut the fuck up

Tell her your dog says to send her titties or gtfo

I've got an idea

Lmao, tell her she can pet your dog if she comes over. But the offer expires after 1 hour.

Your hair is covered, she doesn't know that you insecure fuck

Bugs...

Sealing the deal brehs

>and expect someone to respond back with "LOL SO RANDOM I'M SO WET NOW"
Happens all the time if you're attractive.

He did it, the absolute madman

WHY DID YOU WALK BACK FROM IT REEEEEEE

Veeky Forums wins once again

fucking chad

Dude I'm not

IT'S TOWEL GUY

dude_weed_lmao.jpg

OH SHIT TOWEL BRO

>posting your face on the ch0n
You new here kid? Heh let me tell ya this ain’t exactly the type of place you want your information floating around. Your in the midst of serious hackers, veteran trolls, and meme warriors. I’d tell ya to watch yourself but this place has a funny way of Seperating the wheat from the chaff. Your like an injured gazelle stumbling into a lions den, welcome to the jungle baby. Enjoy your stay kid hopefully you make it out unscathed.

???????????????
Are you a real person?

Kek

Jesus Christ you fucking meme lord, learn to English, you're vs your. A 'subtle' threat about hacking holds a whole lot less weight when you can't even use the language you're typing in, makes it unlikely you can actually do something threatening.

Fucking school drop outs.

It's gonna be a good workout my dude Veeky Forums told me to stack nicotine with monster for extra pumps

you're shenanigans are great

jesus christ the trolling is so subtle i don't know who is baiting who anymore

Holy Christ op. I saw your first beta tinder thread where you blew it last time. Very funny.

Then I saw the towel thread. Very funny. And now here's this thread, and it revealed ITS THE SAME PERSON.

This is a better revelation than any movie I've ever seen.

"Why not both? Its clearly working."

>dog pictures always work on me
is it cuz you're a bitch

"hey fit, what do I say so I don't get laid tonight? doing it for the lulz because ALPHA lol"

This fucking board.....

what the fuck

Yeah you're a Chad but I like your thread.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This is not pute chad, but it's some kind of chad.

that girl is hot as fuck desu

Fuck shoulda known it was you towel bro!

Click here to find out the secret this Chad accidentally stumbled on that PUAs DON'T want you to find out!!

(spoiler: it's "be hot and fit and wear hats and towels to cover up you're balding")

This fucking thread right now

STOP SMOKING REGGIE BRO

hoy shit lmfao are you the towelbro from the other day's thread

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