And this is our son Anon’s room! He’s quite the fitness enthusiast

Methnerd
Methnerd

And this is our son Anon’s room! He’s quite the fitness enthusiast...

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youtube.com/watch?v=3KcOWSibce0&t=435s

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

IM A SICK CUNT BREH

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What the fuck is that table? How poor are you?

w8t4u
w8t4u

this poor guy. why is his picture posted so much? hes just a regular ugly dude.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Conservative estimate that's at least $3000 worth of dildos. Probably as much as $4500 as many are L/XL, have custom colors and cum tubes.

He has a nice desk set up too, that man must have a nice job to afford a hobby like that.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Mom? Dad? I thought you both died 7 years ago.
Come meet Melissa. I'm so happy that you're able to meet her. We're getting married next summer and having you at the wedding would mean so much to me.
Anon, is that you in there? Who are you talking to?
Huh? Oh, no, I was just watching a youtube video, haha.

Haha.

RumChicken
RumChicken

He's comfortably upper-middle-class and without anything else to spend money on no doubt.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Keep your feels out of my space

JunkTop
JunkTop

I have that same table, was like $30 on amazon. fucking shipped to my door and has held up 100s of pounds of bullshit for me for years now. fucking great table.

girlDog
girlDog

Ha! Yeah it's a Rubbermaid table.
This house is over 300k. House next door is for sale for half a million. But, I'm poor and live in the basement, so...... yeah
Nigger rich I guess? How do you like that picture tho? That was in real time. I got the perfect snap while that episode of Seinfeld was on

Bidwell
Bidwell

Damn good picture anon

Are you living with your rents or just squatting?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This is my sister's house.. I'm a basement dweller

Techpill
Techpill

He's a journeyman welder so $18/hr.

Methshot
Methshot

It’s called the “broke as fuck college kid needs a cheap table to put shit on top of for the next few months” table

Booteefool
Booteefool

Picture was alright, but that looks like a damn good camera tho.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Here's the whole table
Suck my ass barf

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

get out of my room mom you fucking whore

JunkTop
JunkTop

Life in the barracks...don't really have anything Veeky Forums related in my room, just a couple cheap dumbbells. The gym is a 3 minute walk away.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Sweet table bro I have one just like it. But I got a desk for my computer.

5mileys
5mileys

looks pretty comfy. what branch?

askme
askme

that man was a fucking genius

SniperWish
SniperWish

that's a pretty sweet setup, actually
Navy

JunkTop
JunkTop

Thanks man! I'm very grateful of what I have. And btw, I'm going to meps next week hopefully

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Considered military
took this test
98%
Recruiters are smug as fuck
tell me to lie about having smoked weed in the past to skip special dispensation
get to meps
change mind, don't want to lie under oath

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Have fun at MEPS, haha. It's more boring than anything. What branch are you joining?
I also got a 98, not to sound like a dick but the ASVAB is kind of a joke. Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's a percentile so if the ASVAB is a "joke" then the people taking it must be really fucking dummies. 98% means you tested above 98% of the test-takers.

I didn't think it was a joke, I was completely baffled by some of them. Like symbols for electrical engineering, I had no fucking clue. Just used intuition.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.
Also I read they interview people in your life you're applying for clearance. The jobs I was interested in would have required it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

First of all, yeah right. Scored a 98 on the asvab? That's pretty hard to believe. If that's true then ill suck your dick (no homo)
Also, I've got 2 pot charges myself and the navy is the only branch who might take me at this point. The army can't waive 2 pot charges, so I guess I'll just have to go dround in the ocean. Besides, technically you would have been lying Before you took the oath

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I had the same experience. I'd been out of high school for almost two years when I took the test, and I found quite a few of the questions pretty confusing. I used intuition to answer most of the mechanical/shape questions. I was really surprised when they gave me my score, I thought I did awful.
They do interview you. It's nothing too intense, about a ten minute talk with an investigator about your life and work history, and they'll probably call references you give them and ask them about your drug use/character. Just tell your buddies to not mention you smoking weed.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Boomer!!

Methshot
Methshot

/thread

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's funny, I just read the electrical engineering chapter. To many fucking symbols

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm trying to join the navy. I wanted to join the army but they won't take me

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bro what a slob!

w8t4u
w8t4u

ever since i've been single it's just gotten worse

I miss them so much, and it's like, i don't have any reason to keep my house clean.

I am getting better, and i'm slowly improving, but it's so hard to care

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Its worse than you think

Ill clean tonight

Emberburn
Emberburn

gets me every time

Firespawn
Firespawn

I scored nearly perfect on this portion. I studied for three nights and that shit is somehow still in my head.
Don't study by book you caveman. Search usatestprep ASVAB

SniperWish
SniperWish

Clean that shit up player!

FastChef
FastChef

I'm in the same boat bro. My bedroom is fucking disgusting. I haven't changed my sheets in a year. Floor is covered in dirty clothes and garbage.

I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.

Depression's got me bad too bro. Just brushing my teeth regularly seems like an impossible task.

Supergrass
Supergrass

me

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I filled one rubbish bag and i'll take it out when i go to work

I'll just spend like, 30 mins a day cleaning every day and that should help compared to the 0 seconds i usually spend

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Studying for meps? Lol have fun being a grunt

viagrandad
viagrandad

I know nothing of the military
Every branch and job is a grunt!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Gets me every damn time holy fuck

viagrandad
viagrandad

I have always tested super well. But my parents were shitters who thought I could carry myself through life on brains alone and never urged me to apply myself, so now I'm a really smart unemployable 31 year old.

And yeah, I mean I wasn't REALLY wanting to do it. I needed a job, fast, and that was guaranteed room and board and I figured I'd get fit and life skills. But a dishonorable discharge is equivalent to a felony, it seemed like too much a risk. I am not a soldier.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Man and I thought I was depressed.

You guys should get a pet. I mean, if you're not going to let it die from neglect, that is.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

CLEAN YOUR ROOMS FAGGOTS

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Eh, I don't think I'm depressed. I just don't have any motivation to clean. Nobody comes to my apartment. And even though I'm grossed out by it on occasion I rarely have the energy to clean.

But I always clean when people come over. I would never let anyone else see my apartment this filthy. I usually rush around in a marathon cleaning session for a few hours before someone arrives. Then after they leave it's a slow degradation back into messiness.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Clean that shit up before you advance into higher hoarding levels

StonedTime
StonedTime

That sounds like chronic depression to me.

I used to live like a slob, now I keep my house tidy. As tidy as it can be with 2 fucking cats anyway, these guys are goddamn animals.

takes2long
takes2long

studying
for the asvab
brainlet

likme
likme

the joke

your head

5mileys
5mileys

That's a big hand

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He's a dildo salesman

Emberburn
Emberburn

CEO of Obsidian

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

For you

RumChicken
RumChicken

Comfiest place ever

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anyone has that pic a guy's pecs which looks like someone is fisting a big ass?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Autism in all its glory.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Kek is that large condoms

Bidwell
Bidwell

damn dude u are poor as shit

Skullbone
Skullbone

unframed posters
Why do people do this?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I used mine as a beer pong table

Nojokur
Nojokur

condoms on the floor
Surely you don't bring girls into that mess?

RavySnake
RavySnake

which i use for my MAGNUM DONG

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

its a horribly small pong table and the edges dont have a proper lip for flip cup

viagrandad
viagrandad

h-hi

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how many of those could you reliably shelf without fucking your shit up?

Methshot
Methshot

oh, watch this, he does this neat little trick that always makes him look like hes having fun
Anon, sweetie? Could you please show the Johnsons your death-lifts?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Kek was literally about to post this you read my mind anon

CLEAN YOUR ROOM FAGGOTS

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I, for one, tried that.

I got sugar gliders. A set of triplets. I took them everywhere in a little pouch I wore under my hoodie or jacket so I could surreptitiously feed them lil snacks and they'd get used to the way I smell. They had really strong preferences when it came to music. I didn't always agree with their taste, but I liked playing them music to help them relax. They loved Tracy Chapman. 'Fast Car' always put them right to sleep.

I had just left the service and fuck me if it wasn't a weird feeling to come home and not have to set an alarm for the ass-crack of pre-dawn. I'd considered suicide a handful of times but now I had these beautiful little things counting on me so I at least knew I had to wake up tomorrow and feed them.

My sister murdered them by accidentally leaving the back door open in the dead of winter while I was asleep. It got down to about 40 degrees Fahrenheit before I woke up, and by the time I did, they were all either dead or terminally ill.

This was about a decade ago, and I can't bring myself to take on that kind of responsibility again

Spamalot
Spamalot

If I manicure those nails will you die?

massdebater
massdebater

Jesus dude

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck.

RumChicken
RumChicken

GO AWAY RASPUTIN

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

nice ugly hat collection

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I was a virgin and didn't know what size to get and am in asia where i would not fit into the local baby sized condoms

so got a box of 100 assorted large condoms off ebay

The only ones that fit me are King sized ones, the large is too tight even

I've brought one night stands home,but really i just miss my ex too much and have given up a bit

no

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

kek

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

beer pong table
top lad

DeathDog
DeathDog

who tf watches censored porn

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Japs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

...unfortunately he passed away a few years ago. He constructed some sort of weird contraption in the garage that suspended a bar above him. THe neighbors heard him screaming "lightweight babies!" and "I'm fucking zebras!"

Please doc, if you could tell us why he did this, we'd be so grateful. We just want to know why.

w8t4u
w8t4u

MEPS isnt bad! I go back Monday to swear in, and get secret clearance! Made an 81 on my ASVAB and was able to get the job I wanted. 25S

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hello there

SniperWish
SniperWish

10/10

Would lounge in

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Kek

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Weird panorama picture I took a few days ago, surprised that it's cleaner than most of the shit people have posted.

Seriously, clean your fucking rooms guys

Nojokur
Nojokur

Kek I forgot about this gif.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Story?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I thought the Army took all the rejects? Is that just a meme?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

he built... that... all by himself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

too bad this retard put the sides of the squat rack like 2 cm away from the walls. Good luck loading a barbell dipshit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

let's do this

SniperGod
SniperGod

There are many living creatures who needs a person like you just as much as you need them, don't deny yourself or them the joy of living together anon. Life is short, precious and always moving on. Don't get stuck, just learn from it for the next time.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I KILL YOU NIGGER

YES YOU BLACKIE IN THE MIDDLE

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Simplest and best home gym I've seen.

Lifts?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just a little bit under 1/2/3/4, I slacked off and lost some progress this summer unfortunately.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ah. I'm roughly 2/3/4/5, I just looked on amazon, they have those kind of squat stands but most of them only hold 390. I'd have to pay a lot more for stronger rated stands

Lunatick
Lunatick

Nothing really, just a workout for jaw muscles he learned at the gym.

likme
likme

Got a 96. Chose nuke. I suggest doing a lot of research in what rate you want to do. They may try to bully you into a rate you don't want. You haven't signed anything. You have no commitment to them. You should say no if it's not what you want. That being said, be realistic. If you get a low score, you are gonna get fewer options.

hairygrape
hairygrape

we have that shit in middle school or whatever the fuck is equivalent from polish school

jesus christ americans are really retards

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

do you prefer guys to cum in your anus or do you want to swallow it or do you like it just all over your face and chest

TechHater
TechHater

MIND...
ARGHHBB

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Welcome!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw parents have been showing around possible 'tenants' for the last few months
my room is the only room other than theirs
they haven't even told me they want me to leave but is obvious they do
whenever they show my room they say things like 'this is our current tenant, he won't be here in December'
'ignore the smell, our current tenant didn't realise that the carpet isn't made of toilet paper, we will clean everything to the highest standard'
'we will also be installing a new bed, and new wardrobes because the current tenant often stores clothes that are stained with fluids in them'
my father made me sign some documents recently at the time he told me they were petitions to bring back the McPizza
they have stopped talking to me and never invite me for dinner
tfw my room smells bad and looks ugly
pretty sure last week I fell out of bed and landed on some legos I was playing with before bed, and now the lego is stuck under my fat flabs and I can feel it but can't get to it
if I get kicked out I will probably die because I often shit myself at night, and the shit gets into my fat folds and I need them to clean it or I would get infections

help

Methnerd
Methnerd

Good god get your shit together

RavySnake
RavySnake

Enthusiasm and tunnel vision can produce masterpieces but can also lead to blind braindead shit like this.

RIP anon of legend. I hope you eventually found a place for your rack you goddman moron.

whereismyname
whereismyname

This is the Before picture. Only you can decide what the After looks like.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Damn this hit me hard. The modern era is making some sad shit for the lesser ones among us.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Requesting pic of your room.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Say manlet pit again...

DeathDog
DeathDog

No wonder they left you. Get your shit together Jerry.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I wish I could live with grandma

hairygrape
hairygrape

Can I get an ID on that bed and desk

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

looks like uni dorm furniture to me boy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Wow what a cunt
I shygddt

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lmao this grown little nigga has kids clothes on lmfao lol`

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Regular twink faggot from /g/BST

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Spoken like a true dragon dildo connoiseur.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I came here specifically for this picture. Thank you

farquit
farquit

i.imgur.com/LZqHbLr.jpg for those interested.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ten minutes

I was battle buddying a guy who went and talked with a private investigator for a clearance. ended up taking 4 hours

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

dont be a fucking pig, clean that shit up. just watching it i want to clean it up...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Carpe diem

iluvmen
iluvmen

Well at least he's got good music taste

Evilember
Evilember

here it is

Emberfire
Emberfire

this is a real person

Booteefool
Booteefool

NIgger please leave

whereismyname
whereismyname

What in the fuck bro jesus get married fast

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

fug you mom, you are supposed to be 2000 miles away, im not your son anymore

Bidwell
Bidwell

Get a smol doggo :3

Also WRITE A FUCKING BOOK or at least start upp a blog or smth because you writing style is seriously super intense and direct and awesome soon to be done with grieving anon

Flameblow
Flameblow

Blue board cmon man

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

lol

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Barracks
Doesn't look like a prison cell

FUCKING POGS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

one room double
J U S T

TreeEater
TreeEater

this is why we need sharia law. unattended women only invite pain for all.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Read this in zyzz’s voice, gave me a nice kek
But now a sad kek... rip the sick cunt himself

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

your gf needs to lose some weight.

Nojokur
Nojokur

mfw I'm such a fucking faggot that i noticed you have large size condoms and now wonder what your junk looks like

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

:-\

Booteefool
Booteefool

it is nice desu, my roommate and I are cordial, she and I just sort of do our own thing, no animosity. I have a lot more space and privacy than when I lived at home.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Lol nice shitkickers, m8. Billy Ray Cyrus would be proud.

cum2soon
cum2soon

KoTOR2
Sweet bro

Playboyize
Playboyize

that accurate scale replica dolphin cock

Methnerd
Methnerd

clean ur room ree

those boots
damn gurl, you in london?

TechHater
TechHater

T-thanks buddeh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You think so? That's a great compliment, thanks. I sure didn't expect my lard-ass-havin'-ass to get any compliments around Veeky Forums unless I posted a dick pic or something.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I think you should take a good long look at that photo and maybe question whether or not your taste in music is actually as good as you think it is.

massdebater
massdebater

okay hold right the fuck on

I was a 25S, and I needed top secret/SCI. I challenge you to a duel.

Emberburn
Emberburn

that flag
fuck off you literal faggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

it's my roommate's

(i am a fag tho, but who on Veeky Forums isnt?)

Techpill
Techpill

help
no

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Does this guy have a bike rack in his fucking bedroom?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I've dated a guy who had to shop in the teens section, don't be mean

Illusionz
Illusionz

I've always wanted a gf of iron.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Faggots always treat their parents like shit, every single time.

5mileys
5mileys

cleaning in progress today. starting with laundry

:(
They left to go home to Germany, and i'll follow them soon, i miss them too much

askme
askme

It can be used to store the pl8s m8.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

why not have a dividing wall and two doors? like make the rooms ever so slightly larger ffs, that looks uncomfy as fuck niggah

Emberburn
Emberburn

There are homeless animals that need someone like you, if you'll answer the call again.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Holy fuck that image. I've never felt so much rage since le rickster turned himself into a pickle and finished off the avengers.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Try not to touch anything please.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Imagine taking a blue light to that room

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm not your son damnit, I'm a fallen angel.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

While cleaning your room, listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=3KcOWSibce0&t=435s

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The madman didn't even stop

viagrandad
viagrandad

He didn't hear her coming in, he's wearing closed back headphones.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Tru

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