And this is our son user’s room! He’s quite the fitness enthusiast

Keep your feels out of my space

I have that same table, was like $30 on amazon. fucking shipped to my door and has held up 100s of pounds of bullshit for me for years now. fucking great table.

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Ha! Yeah it's a Rubbermaid table.
This house is over 300k. House next door is for sale for half a million. But, I'm poor and live in the basement, so...... yeah
Nigger rich I guess? How do you like that picture tho? That was in real time. I got the perfect snap while that episode of Seinfeld was on

Damn good picture user

Are you living with your rents or just squatting?

This is my sister's house.. I'm a basement dweller

He's a journeyman welder so $18/hr.

It’s called the “broke as fuck college kid needs a cheap table to put shit on top of for the next few months” table

Picture was alright, but that looks like a damn good camera tho.

Here's the whole table
Suck my ass barf

get out of my room mom you fucking whore

Life in the barracks...don't really have anything Veeky Forums related in my room, just a couple cheap dumbbells. The gym is a 3 minute walk away.

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Sweet table bro I have one just like it. But I got a desk for my computer.

looks pretty comfy. what branch?

that man was a fucking genius

that's a pretty sweet setup, actually
Navy

Thanks man! I'm very grateful of what I have. And btw, I'm going to meps next week hopefully

>Considered military
>took this test
>98%
>Recruiters are smug as fuck
>tell me to lie about having smoked weed in the past to skip special dispensation
>get to meps
>change mind, don't want to lie under oath

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Have fun at MEPS, haha. It's more boring than anything. What branch are you joining?
I also got a 98, not to sound like a dick but the ASVAB is kind of a joke. Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.

It's a percentile so if the ASVAB is a "joke" then the people taking it must be really fucking dummies. 98% means you tested above 98% of the test-takers.

I didn't think it was a joke, I was completely baffled by some of them. Like symbols for electrical engineering, I had no fucking clue. Just used intuition.

>Dude, 90% of people lie under oath about drug use. Not condoning it, but it's just one of those things.
Also I read they interview people in your life you're applying for clearance. The jobs I was interested in would have required it.

First of all, yeah right. Scored a 98 on the asvab? That's pretty hard to believe. If that's true then ill suck your dick (no homo)
Also, I've got 2 pot charges myself and the navy is the only branch who might take me at this point. The army can't waive 2 pot charges, so I guess I'll just have to go dround in the ocean. Besides, technically you would have been lying Before you took the oath

I had the same experience. I'd been out of high school for almost two years when I took the test, and I found quite a few of the questions pretty confusing. I used intuition to answer most of the mechanical/shape questions. I was really surprised when they gave me my score, I thought I did awful.
They do interview you. It's nothing too intense, about a ten minute talk with an investigator about your life and work history, and they'll probably call references you give them and ask them about your drug use/character. Just tell your buddies to not mention you smoking weed.

Boomer!!

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That's funny, I just read the electrical engineering chapter. To many fucking symbols

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I'm trying to join the navy. I wanted to join the army but they won't take me

Bro what a slob!

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ever since i've been single it's just gotten worse

I miss them so much, and it's like, i don't have any reason to keep my house clean.

I am getting better, and i'm slowly improving, but it's so hard to care

Its worse than you think

Ill clean tonight

gets me every time

I scored nearly perfect on this portion. I studied for three nights and that shit is somehow still in my head.
Don't study by book you caveman. Search usatestprep ASVAB

Clean that shit up player!

I'm in the same boat bro. My bedroom is fucking disgusting. I haven't changed my sheets in a year. Floor is covered in dirty clothes and garbage.

I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.

>I don't know why I don't clean it. I never used to live like this.

Depression's got me bad too bro. Just brushing my teeth regularly seems like an impossible task.

me

I filled one rubbish bag and i'll take it out when i go to work

I'll just spend like, 30 mins a day cleaning every day and that should help compared to the 0 seconds i usually spend

Studying for meps? Lol have fun being a grunt

>I know nothing of the military
>Every branch and job is a grunt!

Gets me every damn time holy fuck

I have always tested super well. But my parents were shitters who thought I could carry myself through life on brains alone and never urged me to apply myself, so now I'm a really smart unemployable 31 year old.

And yeah, I mean I wasn't REALLY wanting to do it. I needed a job, fast, and that was guaranteed room and board and I figured I'd get fit and life skills. But a dishonorable discharge is equivalent to a felony, it seemed like too much a risk. I am not a soldier.

Man and I thought I was depressed.

You guys should get a pet. I mean, if you're not going to let it die from neglect, that is.

CLEAN YOUR ROOMS FAGGOTS

Eh, I don't think I'm depressed. I just don't have any motivation to clean. Nobody comes to my apartment. And even though I'm grossed out by it on occasion I rarely have the energy to clean.

But I always clean when people come over. I would never let anyone else see my apartment this filthy. I usually rush around in a marathon cleaning session for a few hours before someone arrives. Then after they leave it's a slow degradation back into messiness.

Clean that shit up before you advance into higher hoarding levels

That sounds like chronic depression to me.

I used to live like a slob, now I keep my house tidy. As tidy as it can be with 2 fucking cats anyway, these guys are goddamn animals.

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>studying
>for the asvab
brainlet

>the joke

>your head

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That's a big hand

He's a dildo salesman

CEO of Obsidian

For you

Comfiest place ever

Anyone has that pic a guy's pecs which looks like someone is fisting a big ass?

Autism in all its glory.

Kek is that large condoms

damn dude u are poor as shit

>unframed posters
Why do people do this?

I used mine as a beer pong table

>condoms on the floor
Surely you don't bring girls into that mess?

>which i use for my MAGNUM DONG

its a horribly small pong table and the edges dont have a proper lip for flip cup

h-hi

how many of those could you reliably shelf without fucking your shit up?

>oh, watch this, he does this neat little trick that always makes him look like hes having fun
>user, sweetie? Could you please show the Johnsons your death-lifts?

Kek was literally about to post this you read my mind user

>CLEAN YOUR ROOM FAGGOTS

I, for one, tried that.

I got sugar gliders. A set of triplets. I took them everywhere in a little pouch I wore under my hoodie or jacket so I could surreptitiously feed them lil snacks and they'd get used to the way I smell. They had really strong preferences when it came to music. I didn't always agree with their taste, but I liked playing them music to help them relax. They loved Tracy Chapman. 'Fast Car' always put them right to sleep.

I had just left the service and fuck me if it wasn't a weird feeling to come home and not have to set an alarm for the ass-crack of pre-dawn. I'd considered suicide a handful of times but now I had these beautiful little things counting on me so I at least knew I had to wake up tomorrow and feed them.

My sister murdered them by accidentally leaving the back door open in the dead of winter while I was asleep. It got down to about 40 degrees Fahrenheit before I woke up, and by the time I did, they were all either dead or terminally ill.

This was about a decade ago, and I can't bring myself to take on that kind of responsibility again

If I manicure those nails will you die?

Jesus dude

Fuck.

GO AWAY RASPUTIN

nice ugly hat collection

I was a virgin and didn't know what size to get and am in asia where i would not fit into the local baby sized condoms

so got a box of 100 assorted large condoms off ebay

The only ones that fit me are King sized ones, the large is too tight even

I've brought one night stands home,but really i just miss my ex too much and have given up a bit

no

kek

>beer pong table
top lad

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who tf watches censored porn

Japs

...unfortunately he passed away a few years ago. He constructed some sort of weird contraption in the garage that suspended a bar above him. THe neighbors heard him screaming "lightweight babies!" and "I'm fucking zebras!"

Please doc, if you could tell us why he did this, we'd be so grateful. We just want to know why.

MEPS isnt bad! I go back Monday to swear in, and get secret clearance! Made an 81 on my ASVAB and was able to get the job I wanted. 25S

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