Anyone NOT gay but considering getting a brojob because women don't like them?

Women always reject me but I've been hit on by gay guys, so it has got me thinking...

I'm not gay, I am not attracted to men whatsoever, but, I figure that there is no real difference between a man or a woman's mouth, so if I need to get off and a guy is offering... should I do it?

I'd think of a girl of course while he was sucking me off, so it's not gay. But it feels pretty shameful because I am not actually gay.

I thought getting fit would get me women, but so far only gay men like me. FUCK

Dude, don't do it. I tried it and I couldn't get hard and wanted to punch the dude in the face. Now it's hard to live with myself knowing I did this.

You're bisexual, and there's nothing wrong with that.

But if you're really as "straight" as you say you are, why don't you go through with it and see what happens? You're going to feel weird as fuck in the heat of the moment with some guy sucking your dick.

Trans is the way you wanna go to not be a full faggot,if you are decent looking body wise you can get your cock sucked today

I have had 3/4 trannies to suck me to this date and their blowjobs are godtier porns video tier shit

>Only thing holding me back is hurting the dude's feelings
That's the gayest shit I've read in a long time

You are only thinking it because you suck at talking to women and they reject you, so then comes the gay dude that smells your desperation and bam, he'll fuck you and punch one more hole in his turn-a-straight-dude card for bragging points to his homo buddies.

If you wanna do it because you are a.closet fag then go for it, but if it's because you can't get a woman then stop right there, save.money and get an escort.

You are only considering it because you are horny, not because you actually like men. Unless, ofc, you are lying and you are actually trying to pose as a straight guy to a bunch of strangers in a Malaysian bande dessinée board because you are full homo in narnia

>I'd think of a girl of course while he was sucking me off, so it's not gay.

For fucks sake I got trolled and thought this was a legit concern. Because no one would actually be this retarded to even think that having sex with a man but thinking it's a woman makes it straight. Yes, that's how it works, two dudes giving a bj to each other is completely straight as long as one of them thinks about women while giving a bj.

Yep, that should do the trick. You cracked the system OP!!

I am driven to have sex with women. Being touched by/cuddling a woman makes me feel stone.

I have no drive to have sex with men and touching a man makes me feel nothing but camaraderie.

I wouldn't even think about being sucked by a guy as if it was an equivalency to getting a blowjob from a woman.

The sole fact that you considered it enough to start this thread makes me believe your either gay or baiting.

No. I don't want to feel stubble on my balls.

Damn nigga you're gay as hell

This is your mind trying to rationalize gay thoughts. Your whole post is. You're either gay or bi. Congratulations.

Would you rather have your dick sucked by a 9/10 homo or a 3/10 girl?

homosexuality is undoubtedly the patrician's choice

roasties get BTFO by being starved of oxygen while you get an actual logical human being

Would you not see a call girl first?

I am pretty sure if you try hard enough you can find a desperate girl to suck you off. If you are that desperate for a blow job find an ugly woman or a fat woman. They usually don't get attention from men so they might be down to go down on your cock.

Homosexuality is a mental disorder.

not op

but i really needed to read that thanks

how do i get my gf to let me suck her dick. she won't even let me see it

define 3/10 my nigga

9/10 twink or bear

wrong

but imagine having a bf who would also be your gym partner

Atleast make sure to say no homo before he gives the succ. Then you're good.

>have friends over for drinks
>accidentally forgot to lock computer
>Veeky Forums was left open
>friends see it when I'm in the toilet
>they tell me it's okay to be gay when I come out
>wut
>they said they saw my computer with half naked men on it and a folder called 'goals' full of more muscular men
>tell them I'm not gay
>they don't believe me
>one challenges me to prove it
>how?
>says that only gay guys get hard when being fucked in the ass
>ok
>they all take turns
friends no longer think I'm gay anymore

do it. men are so much better with their mouths - blowjobs are unreal. homos love cock and always swallow

Jesus user, woke.

sure showed those fags whats up, user. I'm proud
of you.

also not gay but

tried anal masturbation
had 5 orgasms in a row.

I guess that must be what standard sex is like for females

Done it multiple times.
Got left by a girl recently and now I feel like I could just hook up with some top guy to get my ass banged.

Being bisexual is so confusing.

If you wanna do it, then do it. Just stop with the bullshit justifications of "its not gay if I think of women".

The act of letting another man fondle your genitals is fucking gay as hell whether you're thinking of him, a girl, or trump. Its a gay act.

But who the fuck gives a shit. You're two consenting adults who want to get off. You want a blowjob and the fag has a fetish for blowing "straight" guys. You're a match made in heaven.

That being said, just be honest with him. Lay out your boundaries clearly with each other and respect them. If you just want to recieve with no recip then make that shit known up front. And for fucks sake make sure they know you aren't interested in anything besides getting your rocks off.

yea but liking cute twinks isnt gay so im good

fucking keked

>I'd think of a girl of course while he was sucking me off, so it's not gay

Try to ignore most 15 yo retards here and let me rephrase two questions for you

1. I want someone to have oral sex with me
2. I want a woman to have oral sexual with me

Answer these questions and you'll have your answer

See

If you're ugly enough to be rejected by girls, chances are you'll be rejected by gay guys too

Girls like me, but I'd give a brojob

>denial

>Im not gay but I wanna get blown by a dude and pretend its a girl
COPE

Let me tell you about my experience
>be at friends bday party
>be high as fuck on MDMA as well as drunk
>friends go for a walk
>stay inside cause I'm too high along with gay guy and girl sleeping on the bed
>gay guy hits on me
>let him suck my dick cause I'm too high to care and it feels good
>good feels but can't cum due to MDmA
>friends walk in on us
>eternal regret and shame
They still make fun of me for it today. This was 2 years ago

Fuck, this guy actually knows what he's talking about. From my own experience this will likely open the door for traps tho, op, still not gay (since a penis never enters your body) but still, it could be uncomfortable.