Get fucking shredded

>get fucking shredded
>girls starting to notice me
>get invited to a Halloween themed party
>bulk office sloots going who I know wanna hook up
>don't wanna go just want to browse Veeky Forums

What the fuck is wrong with me /fit

You're afraid

Fear.

You can browse fit at the party and create better threads

dont go to the party and dont fuck your coworkers ya dingus

Yeah good point it could turn out bad if I hook up with one. just gonna get on the drums and jam some tunes with the lads. Might rub one out later
Cheers bro !

das a good lad

I think i just have a case of #FOMO

It is hard work to be a normie. Just act normal and try to fuck one.

if it's not fear then you're just introverted and prefer people from a safe distance.

Just go there. Treat it like a sidequest or some shit if your manchild brain needs an excuse.
Even if it isn't all that great at least you'll work on your social skills.

what is the deal with people thinking you have to party to be normal? its a bunch of people you dont know doing stupid shit, why sohuld i feel bad for not liking something obvviously awful.

Thanks man

Nah im not this autismo, i just don't wanna go and i feel like i should want to go - like I'm obligated because i could berry my dick

Parties are fucking boring. Just an excuse to get wasted.
I would be so comfy sitting at home browsing

You'll have way more opportunities to go on Veeky Forums.

If you go and don't have a good time or get laid, at least you tried. You may like it more than you think.

Some of the funnest parties I've been to I never drank and just at back and watched people make fools of themselves.

you judgemental motherfucker!!!!!

really? doesn't sound fun.
drunk people are fucking annoying

Gets old very quickly imo

Yeah i don't know man, solid advice. I might go to the other one they invited me to next weekend....

THIS.

sadly relatable....

Depends on the crowd, I have some good friends and people stay busy doing things with card games, made up drinking rules to board games. It's more of just a way to get out of the house and of the chans for a few hours and socialize with real life people.

dont shit where you eat m80.

Getting involved with girls you work with is a fucking nightmare

Yeah good point - Champion

You have transcended the vaginal Jew. Good on you brah, you made it.

Fucking betas, go and fuck her like a boss and take a pic of it and blackmail her to become your slave

>What the fuck is wrong with me /fit
Nothing

Ive made the same progress, met a girl this summer who kept texting pics of herself half naked after we hooked up and even had a friend ask me for my number so she could get it

Girls are very, very overrated. Last three girls couldnt make me cum during sex and last two gfs ive had were a fucking pain because they made everything about themselves and wanted 45 hour phone talks.

Work out and do what you want in life, friend. its the only way

It's really not that bad if you treat people like adults

t. intercoursed 2 girls in my office, taking another out tonight for drinks

Sex with people you have no connection to feels like shit

this, I'll never be chad

Chad is nothing more that aguy tryingto fill his hunger for love with random sluts.

Chad is very unhappy himself

>Chad is very unhappy himself
Im not gonna say cope but dude, are you serious?

Ive had several LTRs when i was younger (age 16-25) and right now i wish i could have fucked random sluts instead because that leads to happiness.
Not permanent one, but temporary happiness ofc

I used to be popular chad. Girls left and right.
Banging really means nothing to us.
We do it to come close to love and affection.

I agree on the banging meaning nothing but banging in a relationship is just as boring, atleast now that ive gotten older relationships have lost their shine

Nothing like coming home to a gf who has handcuffed herself to the bed though, thats something i have to admit.

Anyway, to each his own i guess so just because youre fucking alot of sluts doesnt mean youre unhappy. You can be equally unhappy with having a loving gf

God you're so fucking sad

>tfw get shredded and no one notices me
REEEEEEE, where is my gf

It's how humans network and meet people since forever. But I think you're talking about college like parties which is lame after a certain point.

How do you go to a party if you don't know anyone or have any friends??

>---implying--- women act like adults

Wew lad

This. I think most people saying not to do this are just leaning on an excuse when in reality they're scared little autists.

Go to both. You'll be kicking yourself later if you dont. This is your ticket to a wider world. And besides, you'll browse Veeky Forums when you get home anyway. And I guarantee you won't miss anything.

Go for your whores, but don't come crying to us when they dump you

Karen Hill?

Go there. Meet people.
Just come in and say hi.

At escort now. Kek

Nice bed. Girl grabbing me some drink. Wish me luck

my friends don't wanna jam with me

Nothing. Most girls are boring as fuck and have no personalities.

But user what if there's qt?

>get on the drums and jam some tunes with the lads
Seriously....., I'm jelly.

you're afraid that you haven't made it. You're insecure and you found an excuse. Brah you've made it. You go to the halloween party and you fuck these bitches for all of us who haven't made it yet.

Just went to an escort after 6 months of being depressed piece of shit due to oneitis.

Am very fit and an mma fighter.
Still autistic enough to put on a watch to measure how my stamina is doing.

Payed for 45 min. 5 min kissing and licking her a bit.
20 mins missionary. Building up pressure and intensify the exploration of her body.

Kiss her neck and enjoy her moaning. U know she fakin it. But damn her moans in my ear while she grabs be closer is better then the penetration.

Proceed in doggy 7 mins. Spank ass and roll her over to missionary again. 5 mins in I get more into it and take her legs on my shoulder. Pound her deep as fuckk for 2 mins.
Feel her push me away with legs. I grin as i am lil kinky. Push her legs towards her body.
Grab her shoulders from behind her. Pound away for 1 min.
Exhausted I lay myself down.
Let her ride for another 5 mins.
Damn feels good.

She unmounts me: tells me she is getting sensitive. Fuckn condom has shitty texture.
I grin again since i fucked her like a champ and all the fuckers who come after me will have bad sex because she is thoroughly fucked.
Its noon, grin even more. Go away.
Order 3 burgers.
Write this story while waiting.

Just wanted to share this story.
Ask me anything

but did you nut
also

>5 min kissing and licking her a bit.
hope you didn't lick her std ridden pussy

t. escort conoisseur

>asking the right questions

Who the fuck wants to hang out with their coworkers after work? I hate these cocksuckers so much.

that's a wrong use of greentext.

Nothing wrong with that lad, you become more powerful when you can pass pussy up. It's the the guys that pick the prize carefully they are envied by their peers. When it appears you can get what ever you want but only choose a specific one based its merit. Your not obligated to slam their pussies and honestly, sex with someone who isn't exactly passionate for you is never that good.

You can still beat your meat if youve gotta, Godspeed user.

I did nut.

Grabbed her throat, pounded hard. And Had to break my rule to not kiss a whore. While kissin i nutted deeeep inside.

I did lick her puss. It was too soft and puffy to resist. She is a young 20 something ho. And she doesn't fuck without condom with clients. So i took my chances.

>my rule to not kiss a whore.
lol

Is it normal for escorts to make out with their clients? Or do most of them prefer not to?

This is kinda important to me om wether or not I want to pay for one.

some charge for it
some don't do it at all
some do it only if you're hot

>has the muscles
>doesn't have the balls
Grow a pair beta

All are different.
I prefer escorts that state beforehand that dont kiss.
That way if they make an exception for me based on me being young fit hygienic, i hope that im still a bit special and she hasnt been kissed that day. I also try book them as early as they are available for this reason.
They have more energy, no other clients before me.

Guess ill just have to be upfront about it when I call them.

Do any of them BJ without a condom?

>Do any of them BJ without a condom?
again it depends

in Europe it's pretty common, I'd say 60% of them can do BBJ (bare blow job)

dunno about elsewhere

I have no idea about other countries but in Finland I could kiss 2 escorts I went to. I'm not that ugly

How did you find an escort?

>How did you find an escort?

you are on the internet boy
google "my town escorts"

how find escort in binland?

asking for a kaveri

I call ur mom

...

I always don't want to do shit like that half an hour before I go, but then I get there and I'm glad I went.

IDK about hooking up with co-workers though sounds like something that could bite you in the ass.

I went to a brother. Has several advantages if its a good one.

You can choose a girl on the spot, see how she's feeling that day.
Very luxurious interior.
Place to shower towels and mouth water.
The girls working there have to be from a certain standard.
No bullshit like rushing, hidden extras, not offering what they promised.

>>I went to a brother.
I know it's a typo but KEK

You must be a eurofag then

there's not better place to live in 2017 than Europe.

Don't believe /pol/ lies about refugees.

You're a pussy. You only need a push, don't worry, once you're in there you'll start to integrate just fine.

Put in your head that having fun and meeting people is essential, and do it.

>lies
Lol ok

Because I forgot you guys have freedom of speech and the right to bear arms. Oh wait...

And let's not forget about
>Rotherham

guys, which one?

How much did you pay?

The body of a Chad but the brain of a virgin

There's nothing on here that makes missing a social event worth it, you're just being introverted and using Veeky Forums as your out

>instant butthurt

3rd from the left and ask her to stomp your dick barefoot

that's the 4th ;-)

Shitty ambience. Looks like a retry christnas party.
And shitty fucking girls all old and fake.

Im so glad the brother i went to has 20 something fresh teens.

90 euros.
Choosing a good one is really a gamble. Some are good some are bad. Good ones might be shit if they are thoroughly fucked that day, just dragging though the day. Or if they are not into you.
Being handsome and fit helps them actually get into it i believe.

My solution to the risk of having shitty escort is going to a brothel, hence the fancy bed etc.
There you take a seat and every girl introduces herself to you.
Try not going 100 for looks but look at her emotional state. I choose the one who is flirty, smiling and playfull.

Yes Holland

Kek ^^

>Yes Holland
I had a great experience at park118 brothel in Amsterdam.

>find this girl's insta
>she's with an overcompensating bb manlet (she has other recent pics with him, this one is old and good for showing height)
>been with him for 5 years
>even has a kid with him
WHAT THE FUCK I'M 6'3 AND SHREDDED, I SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH HER

has it ever occurred to you that like.... i dunno....
..maybe she actually LIKES HIM.

and it has nothing to do with height or weight or muscles?

>women in the workplace
This is so awful, I hate my job because its full of women and faggots.

I want to quit and start working construction.

>and it has nothing to do with height or weight or muscles?
that's ridiculous

Veeky Forums's dilemma in one post. Nice.

>>even has a kid with him
yeah we can see the kid

...

Phenotype match theory boyo.

List of actually legit theories:
>just be her phenotype match
>just be healthy
>just be first

This is what I've come to learn. Gymceling on the other hand is completely ridiculous even for ONS and height is the least important aspect as long as you surpass a minimum treshold.

>kissed a prostitute
Oh user...

just take 1.5g phenibut 5 hours before