Free weights

>landmine press
>the only thing that can explode is your shoulder

That's reaching, nigger.

>treadmill
>im not making flour

>skull crushers
>skull still intact

>overhead press
>glass cut my hand

>SS
>Still wasnt allowed to assault the jewish kid

>squats
>gets kicked out when gym closes

>deadlift
>dead after doing meme exercise

>dumbbell flyes
>stay firmly on the ground

>DB curls
>smart ones remain straight

>Fast
>Weight loss doesn't occur that quick

>farmer's walk
>have a corporate job in a city

>Fast
>Still can't defeat Dr.eggman

It occurs pretty damn quick famalam

>chin up
>can't ever since my mom died..

depends on your definition of 'fast', slowpoke.

>Z press
>Presses A-Y nowhere to be found

>Take protein shake 1 hour after exams
>Still a brainlet

>smith machine
>won't make me addy longswords

>chin up
>actually contemplate suicide every day due to socially invalidating mental,pscyhological and emotional problems that stems from never being able to live up to my own potential due to loneliness and severe selfworth issues that always exist in the back of my head, but sometimes in a brief moment vanishes when I hit epic PR's in the gym, but that joy only last for a moment as I feel an intense need to lift heavier weights to negate the heavier feels and I think when I canfinally deadlift 800lb like Jesse Norris or Pete Rubish, it will all be better but it will only alienate me further from that human and social interaction that I crave since the only way to get to that ever moving goal, is to have to have my diet,training and sleep to a T and I have convinced myself that this arbitrary goal is better than any social life and and I keep thinking lifting will solve all your problems, when deep inside I know that it only postpones with what I will have to deal with eventually: I will die alone

>hammer curls
>shitty way to build a bird house

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>Snatch pulls
>Charged with sexual assault

>hover hand
This shitty meme ironically made me stop hover handing

>Squat
>But I pay rent

>trap bar
>Pretty masculine actually

>skipping rope
>actually uses plenty of rope

hahaha same here

>dead hangs
>I'm actually alive

Not a single funny post was seen itt

>smith machine
>belongs to the gym

> calf raises
> dont own a bovine nursery

>plates
>has hole in the middle that all my food falls though.

>dumbbells
>they don't know 2+2

>lunges
>gym doesn't provide foils

>GOMAD
>Still sane

>eat so clean that you die

>200ib press
>can't push 1 feel

>Deadlift
>Still alive

>squat ass to grass
>no tp

>flyes

>wrap boy put knee wraps on my wrists again

>tricep kickbacks
>still no money

>preacher curls
>athiest

>pull-ups
>already potty trained

>clean and jerk
>get kicked out of the gym

good ones

>overhead press
>income press
>profit

I came here to laugh, not to feel

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Kek

>farmers walks
>its nearing winter and i still haven't harvested my crops

>best post in thread

>Romanian deadlifts
>still Canadian afterwards

I feel like somebody has been taking the clips.

>rowing
>gym pirates plunder all my gains

>incline bench
>cant find the parking brake on it

h-heh yeah good one user

>tfw being a gypsy is preferable to being a leaf

kek

>bench press
>gym's benches are bolted to the floor

tl;dr

>rest pause
>still tired

>use chalk
>unable to draw

Seen this pic loads, anyone know where I can get a shirt like that?

>use hip abductor
>hips get stolen

kek

You paddle in a canoe you fucking moron, rowing is what you do in a boat.

>go to Veeky Forums for advice
>get something about raising calves
>buy some land in the middle of nowhere
>start a farm
>plow land
>raise your cattle
>find a qt country girl
>be happy

Wow.
You're okay by me, user. At least you have enough smarts to be able to reflect. Some times you just have to roll with the punches. Have you considered MMA type stuff? That helped me a ton with my self worth issues.

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>dumbbells
>they're actually smart

You just wanted to use that picture didn't you