How to look like an executive

>weekly facials
we're not falling for that one, you sneaky faggot

bwuahahaha
All of this is reddit tier

Daily reminder that the idea that you need to do anything to your skin/hair/body to have it look good other than an occasional wash is complete BS, and is actually detrimental to your health and appearance.

Humans have been going thousands of years without dermabrasions, facials, acne cleansers, moisturizers, etc. and have been fine. Now you've got kids with a bit of acne putting on 10 random unnatural products on their skin a day thinking 'why is my acne not going away! ' meanwhile their skin is freaking the fuck out because humans have not evolved to have Sodium Hydrolyzed Potato Starch Dodecenylsuccinate, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Panthenol, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Microcrystalline Wax, C12-15 Alkyl Lactate, Benzalkonium Chloride, Disodium EDTA, Cocamidopropyl PG-Dimonium Chloride Phosphate, Talc, Yellow 5 Lake, Red 30 put on their skin every day.

This hits home because I have a friend who is like this. Hair is always greasy, face always filled with acne because he keeps putting random ass chemicals on his skin to solve the permanent problem he has created from trying to solve a minor temporary one.

I have never used a single product on my face other than an occasional (natural) lotion and at my worst (middle/high school era) I would have maybe one pimple every couple of months. I use a normal, natural, bar of soap in the shower on places that are prone to sweat/smell. I don't wash my hair. No exfoliaters, cleansers, hair product, etc. My hair and skin are flawless.

Not that I necessarily disagree but I love you retards who are so scared of chemistry nomenclature that it's easy to tell when you start spouting bullshit

I wonder what kind of sick fuckers they recruited for those jobs

>Humans didn't evolve

Well you're right about that

It's not about the names, it's about the simple fact that your body will react negatively to putting any foreign chemicals on your skin every single day.

I bet you're the type of guy who says 'water is a chemical!' when someone talks negatively about having chemicals in their food/products. You know what they mean.

>>How to look like an executive
>Orange paint
>Yellow Hair Dye
>Dentures
>Gold Toilet
>Mail order botox lady

You sound like a total fucking faggot.

Why is being as soft and vain as a woman somehow associated with status

what the fuck is wrong with society

Food is 'foreign chemichals' dumbass

Whats the point in looking like you are worth something if you don't actually have that title? I have known tons of guys that do exactly what you're describing and it just looks retarded.
Brb going to general ed class dressed in a fucking tailored suit

>wear only tailored garments
>weekly microdermabrasions
>weekly facials
>moisturize and use sunscreen
>TRT
>monthly stem cell treatments

No executives I have ever met bother with this shit. They have companies to run, they do not have enough time in a day to do all that shit just to look pretty for nobody. Lots of execs are fucking hideous, and nobody gives a single fuck because looking good is not useful, ugly people are actually considered more competent because there is no way they rode to the top on their looks.

bwuahaha go back to /reddit/ friend

You are basically trying to be the guy that's barely making minimum wage but spends all his money to look like he owns the place

its was hereditary, the state executioner for france was 7 years old for a bit and hired an assistant

bwuahaha kys in the most heinous way you can come up with

Meanwhile, real executives...
>get haircuts when the length bothers them
>gets manicures only on occasion, usually just keeps nails clean
>wears nicely tailored suits whe appropriate, wears fairly normal clothes for everyday wear
>washes face with cleanser and uses moisturizer
>half asses calorie counting and jogs once in a while
OP your guide reads like what a 15 year old who just watched American Psycho thinks rich people are like.

Calm down, Patrick Bateman.

Dress for the job you want

the sickest ones

my boss almost fired me for showing up topless in too tight jorts. then again, gay porn bottom isnt the job most people want

this is pasta and you're a faggot

That's how to look like a president, further up than you'll ever come.

That guy with the axe is just ss + gomad with arms

only the sick kunts m8

SS+GOMAD unironically

add cable wood choppers for extra strength and power in the beheadings

Cant tell if bait or not but acne probably has a lot to do with the kind of diet kids have today