Fit girl at brothel

Just went to an escort after 6 months of being depressed piece of shit due to oneitis.

Am very fit and an mma fighter.
Still autistic enough to put on a watch to measure how my stamina is doing.

Payed for 45 min. 5 min kissing and licking her a bit.
20 mins missionary. Building up pressure and intensify the exploration of her body.

Kiss her neck and enjoy her moaning. U know she fakin it. But damn her moans in my ear while she grabs be closer is better then the penetration.

Proceed in doggy 7 mins. Spank ass and roll her over to missionary again. 5 mins in I get more into it and take her legs on my shoulder. Pound her deep as fuckk for 2 mins.
Feel her push me away with legs. I grin as i am lil kinky. Push her legs towards her body.
Grab her shoulders from behind her. Pound away for 1 min.
Exhausted I lay myself down.
Let her ride for another 5 mins.
Damn feels good.

She unmounts me: tells me she is getting sensitive. Fuckn condom has shitty texture.
I grin again since i fucked her like a champ and all the fuckers who come after me will have bad sex because she is thoroughly fucked.
Its noon, grin even more. Go away.
Order 3 burgers.
Write this story while waiting.

Just wanted to share this story.
Ask me anything

Are you gay

That's cool brah

How many times are you going to make us read this shitty blog post?

the fact you think this is cool makes me assume your world view is rather small.

I'm not sure which is worse, making up this gay ass story or if it really happened and you are trying to impress others.

>I had sex with a hooker
wow
I'm impressed

So you didn't cum? You literally failed. If you're paying for sex you can afford to buy a condom that doesn't feel like shit.

Cool Story Bro

DIETER!!

Damn man, didnt know that was him. Havnt seen the full clip. Wish theyd do some more things along the lines of league of extraordinary morons

Somehow I'm not sure hookers would allow their customers to bring their own condoms. Could be all kinds of weird shit, or pierced with a needle or whatever, I'd imagine some really sick people out there.

No

No no. I came.

I don't think it's cool.
But it might be very interesting for someone considering to hire a whore.

Ayy you better subscribe to my blog. Many more stories incoming ;)

Glad you're enjoying the story bro.

I don't care for non-fitness related thread if they're good, but this isn't a good thread. Did you post it to point out you had sex with a prostitute since you can't share this with IRL friends...?

Yes

>Licking
Bro did you go down on a whore

It was so puffy and soft
Risk of std is very low orally.

And i made sure I was first client of the day

> no one above 5'10
trash

I don't know which to vomit over more; how you felt so happy about fucking some hooker that countless other old hairy faggots twice your age have came in, the fact you put your mouth on her body, how you kept grinning like an asshole with weaponized autism, or how you felt cool enough about any of this to make an off topic post on Veeky Forums to tell us.

People like you are why Scoobs doesn't come here anymore. People like you are why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

Absolutely disgusting mate, if there was a number 1 rule im sure it would be to never growl a prostitute. Also im fairly sure you can get herpes from oral ya dip.

Lmao are you retarded? You were the first client of the day and the hundredth of the week, don't go down on a literal hoe