>He counts the bar and the first plate into his lift
He counts the bar and the first plate into his lift
>he uses a mixed grip on the deadlift
>He counts the weight that he's lifting and doesn't just lift
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>he counts reps
He can count
>he uses his mind to comprehend the world around him
hee duzent tipe funettikullee
>he counts macros and "meal preps"
Is there anything more useless?
>he doesnt calculate where the moon is at the current time of when he is lifting and account for its gravitational pull
ahrga duahaen bluhaewwh
>that guy who benches with a spotter
>doesn't just walk up to the bar and throw two die, then do as many reps for as many sets as the die indicate
never gonna make it
kek this unironically seems like a good way to mix it up once in a while
a Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums crossboarder would die so quickly
>he doesnt fart loudly before every set to establish dominance and show the weight he's not afraid
>he doesn’t include forearm mass in the weight
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFT IF SOMETHING HAS WEIGHT IT HAS FUCKING WEIGHT
Doing this next week with a d4 and a d20
Thanks for the idea bro
My max is 1000 lbs. I mean think about it. If I push 250 four times that’s the same as pushing 1000 one time, right?
So, yeah, my max is 1000 lbs. Prove me wrong.
>He doesn't masturbate and maintain eye contact with women/men between sets.