/Friday Night Feels/

>leaving for navy boot camp next Wednesday
>last weekend in my home town
>chick makes a big deal that we HAVE to go out tonight before I leave
>she stood me up
>trying to be chill and set something up with another woman
>not gonna lie, I'm pissed.

What kind of law do you want to practice?

moscow mule pls
>costume party at my house
>gotta drink
>just wanna watch comfy late hockey

>she stood you up before you go off
fucking women

Witness my feels dump:

1. Lifts going well, have noticeably grown over the past several weeks. Gained 15 lbs but still looooong way to go (6'3 lanklets and 160 lbs now). Going to hit chest AGAIN tomorrow, pretty excited.

2. Met girl last week, she acts into me and is always trying to study with me (be Unicuck) which is nice. She's 5'2 so I feel like a god talking to her. But she told me two days ago "Everyone just wants to date me, it's not part of my plan to get serious until I'm 25" or some such shit. She wants to join the peace corps after Uni. How do I deal with This and acquire that prime wife material, while saving her from her assured fate of African rape in the Peace Corps? Also she is Catholic, so pretty sure is virgin.

3. Just lonely, but for me and I think most people here, that's par for the fucking course. Honestly, whenever I'm killing it with no female influence I feel confident as hell, but as soon as I start getting interested in any particular girl it just makes me feel way worse and more lonely. I'm on the downswing right now. Haven't felt so bad about my position in years.

Cut off your feels for that girl, or you're done.

>How do I deal with This
>she is Catholic, so pretty sure is virgin
looool get your dick wet while finding a proper gf

I don't even want her back anymore, I lift because I hate her and what she did to me

>girl at putting herself in my orbit
>used to like her
>not so much since she passed me over
>texts me tonight
>"fuck you doin?"
>"dude I'm bored"
>this is femspeak for "lets hang out"
>don't invite her out

Do not let women abuse you fellas.

>at
at work*

Good drink choice, sounds comfy.
Whos your team

I think I just fucked up my back anons from doing power cleans with poor form. I have this constant dull pain in the lower back. I just started the Texas method and I don't want to quit now bruhs.

Somethings wrong with my prostate
>came blood
>need to pee a lot
>doctor doesn't know what's wrong
>premature ejaculation
>slight pain and pelvic discomfort

V E G A S
i'm a wild fan but vegas is fun memes

I shit out pure red about an hour ago and freaked out until I remembered I had just eaten beets last night. Besides that cutting has been going well

>whenever I'm killing it with no female influence I feel confident as hell, but as soon as I start getting interested in any particular girl it just makes me feel way worse and more lonely

This, right there with you, bro

I'm a wings fan so congrats on beating the hawks
>pic related

>tfw 8 forwards
we will barely have a team tomorrow

I've been having some interesting life experiences lately,

Have realized my family is shit and I'm living the life but need to stop listening to them and their judgements of me don't mean shit

I'm working on starting dating again and just enjoying life going forward, been an amazing couple of weeks now. some days you can't help but smile and just say I'm loving life

>Everyone just wants to date me, it's not part of my plan to get serious until I'm 25.
She's just testing you to see if you're strong enough to take what you want. Say this...
"I want to date you too... I like it when we hang out. But...dating doesn't need to be serious, it can be casual... just like you and I, we just hang out and have fun."

Very important that you mske your intentions clear... this communicates strength and avoids friend zone. Then you proceed to casually date her and grow her bond with you. Also very important that you casually date other women. This will fuck her mind up as she sees you have options. Eventually she'll ask you to date her exclusively... she won't do it directly but you'll know its happening when it happens. When it does, you bring up the issue (having let it go completely and never bringing it up until this moment), "Hmm, well hey anonette, I like you a lot and love hanging out but I can't see getting overly serious knowing that you're planning on living an ocean away after graduation. My future plans include building a stable family with children." Etc...

If you've done well and her attraction level is high or she falls in love with you, she will choose you. If not, you continue casually dating other girls. Keep it fun and lighthearted around her... don't let her see the feels.

>As much as it kills me realize I shouldn't need a Significant other to be happy
>Start getting back on top of Uni work
>Going 110% in the gym again
>threw out all my party friends, sobering up, still a drink every now and then
>Looking up from this hole I put myself in I just want to sit in the bottom and regret everything i've done to get hear
>But i know I cant,
>I know the climb will be long and hard but i'm finally ready for it
might be the last few posts hear tonight Veeky Forums...wish me luck

Lifting is always a good feel, but it doesn't really stop this depressing state I get on these friday nights. I'm at uni but I live off campus in an apartment. I made 4-5 friends decent enough to chill with outside of class but I can't seem to find company on a friday night. I don't know how to get into parties either so I just sort of tank these days out. Any advice? Do I just try to make better friends?

So and so
I keep fucking up with cigs, I threw a 5 month quit in the trash and Ive been trying to muster the courage to quit again for over 2 weeks
I've hidden my relapse from my circle and I'm smoking in hiding, reminds me of when I was a stoner and it fucks me up.
Otherwise I've hanged on to the other changes Ive made, but if I don't get over this hurdle I don't think I can progress further.

Keep it up bruh
And stay the fuck away from smokes, the first 3 days are the hardest, don't fuck it up like me.

Girls that are in love with you don't break up with you mate. She's just trying to keep her holes open for alpha marine spunk.

Sorry to hear about that Bro. Will you be able to see another doctor?

If this weekend doesn't go well I might kill myself, or shut down as a human completely and just work myself to death like a jap

I'm 23 years old, doing carpentry and want to start school but ill only have about 3 grand saved up by then. Is that safe? Itll be my first tims living on my own and I'm kinda nervous

College is a meme, if you love carpentry just do that.

Ive got a bum leg so cant really keep up anymore. What if I go for something that isnt arts or other lib shit. Construction management seems like a good fit for me

Is wantinng a gf just a grass is greener on the other side.

Just started work at a B4 recently, got paid like 4K. For 2.5 weeks of work. I value freedom so much, I could literally have my intro sports car in two years. Student loan is now looking easily feasible. But when I see a couple walking hand in hand in the city I feel so bad.

The good thing about this job though is the shit gets thrown at you makes everything seem like nothing. I'm no longer really timid with girls because I don't got time to deal with their BS, had a girl try to come to dinner 25 minutes late and I was nearly done with my entree.

>be me, extremely introverted 34 year old, chronically single, makes 20K a year, but has a degree (Psychology)
>meet an absolutely amazing 39 year old woman online, went to the same high school (never met, though), lots of interests in common, great personality, really attractive
>meet last weekend for the first time, can't tell if the 'date' went well or not since I'm so clueless about that sort of thing
>she wants to go hiking with me next week, so it couldn't have gone too badly
>starting to have really depressive thoughts about how I'm not good enough for her; she sings, is musically talented, has a Master's in Psychology, is writing a couple of books, has had poetry published
>she's absolutely amazing but makes me feel like a worthless piece of trash 14 year old in comparison
>been feeling really low lately because of it, when I should be excited for the chance to be with such an amazing woman

You don't need a degree, you need an apprenticeship or to start working in construction as a machine operator. By the time you grind through college and break even you'll be 35-40... then you get 30 years to build wealth and die. Debt is fucking trash.

If you feel like this she will sense it and lose interest... a self fulfilling prophecy basically. Read Coach Corey Wayne... How to Become a 3% Man... and do it ASAP

>Keep it fun and lighthearted around her... don't let her see the feels.

Right in the feels user... that one hit me hard. Thanks for the browords
We're all gonna make it

The reason it has to be this way is that women fall in love much slower than men. If she sees the feels she will percieve it as eagerness and interpret that as neediness... her level of attraction will go down as a result and most guys will be clueless about what happened.

I just started lifting three weeks ago and haven't drank since starting?

How much would two shots hurt me? I'm going to the gym tomorrow.

Self-esteem and confidence has never been my strong suit, to put it mildly. I'm scared that I'll fuck it up and miss my chance.

Yeah quit projecting your bad college experience onto others

Feel free to AMA, I'm about to get some hot bone broth on th stove.

This is common because our fucking parents didn't give us much wisdom or knowledge about female nature. Understanding women better will bring you confidence. Read the book, also feel free to ama.

Afraid that my degree is too memey and won't end up yielding much if anything at all and am sometimes overwhelmed with crippling guilt that I will be a poor investment for my parents and drink a lot these days

hbu

yeah i had considered that, oh well.

That's exactly right

Im 19 and planning on going to college this spring. All I need to do is finish my essay. Im a decent writer so Ive already written two... but scrapped them. I tend to go off on tangents.

Also the school I was planning on attending only has 50% of the student age in the range of 18-22, so Im going to look at different schools because Id prefer being with girls younger than me.

It can be. I’ve kinda been struggling with this for the last few years. I had a GF before and while it had its advantages, I can’t help but come to terms with the fact that a large part of it was a tremendous waste of resources. You can say it developed my character or whatever but my autistic black and white view of the world doesn’t really vibe with that. With that said, I give the situation the benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to her just being a shitty person. I’m sure life can be meaningful and joyous if you’re sharing it with the right type of person. I’m rich as shit so I have trouble letting people get close to me. Most people truly are shitbags, but biology is always going to have you desiring a GF. Just gotta find the right balance, I guess

>she
>joining the marines
she's gonna get raped dude.

Guess it's good we broke up then

>Raped
Don't whiteknight for women in the military.

>sign the uncle sam contract
>butthole will not stay intact

More like she's just going to turn into a willing cumslut then claim rape when she sleeps with someone who she wasn't supposed to and gets caught

Almost certainly got a job where I'll be out in the elements for 50-60 hour weeks. Feels good because I'm broke, but bad because I'm so far behind everyone else my age.

(The work experience is necessary for my degree)

Enlisting in the Marines. Mummy and daddy wouldn't sign off and forced me to go to college because I was still 17, and after I turned 18(and let some weedlmao get out of my system) I went down to the recruiters and started the whole process over again. I am gonna ship in September next year. I would like to go earlier but I need to finish my associates and my grandpa wants me to go to Europe with him for the summer, and I feel like I shouldn't pass that up. I feel weird that I will be at boot camp right after I turn 19, because my grandpa did the same thing and said he felt out of place because everyone was 17 or 18. Idk, it's probably just social anxiety and overthinking it but still.
Any military Veeky Forumsizens got any input?

Won't affect you at all.

You'll start to feel happier in life when you stop comparing yourself to everyone else honestly, even if you make a lower wage than them you can still end up with more money in the bank because a lot of people buy dumb useless shit to flaunt their status without thinking about their wallet or the future.

Your grandpa is right you will feel out of place. I was 20 when I enlisted and most people were 18 fresh out of highschool and the maturity gap even from that age is huge. Everytime the platoon got in trouble in basic it was because some dumbfuck 18 year olds got in their feelings and took a joke serious then fought or they just did some childish shit like cry when the drill sergeant ripped their letters from home

I think I might be having ED problems. I remember measuring my dick when I was a teenager and it was just at 6 inches. Also my oneitis teased me about having a small pener although whiskey dick was in play here. This was when I was a skelly but ive gained like 20 lbs of fat since then and am now skinny fat. I measured last night and I was only 5.5. Very distraught. I am hoping that quitting smoking/fast food and generally increasing cardiovascular health plus no fap will get me back there but I am feeling pretty down now. I dont think I am going to make it.

I'm in a bad place again.
I thought I was gonna be okay, that I was feeling better. But it's all gone to shit in a moment.
I don't want to go that far down again. I cant.
I won't make it if I do.

Finally got to see a doctor at the VA (turns out combat vets get 5 years of health insurance), didn't lift this week because I was getting rekt by a fever and I aced my math final.

Still no gf though but I'm working on getting more social in church and getting my gains is making it easier. Things are looking up guys

Sunflower Lecithin - 1200mg
Pygeum - 100mg
L-Arginine - 1000mg
Zinc - 50mg
Drink plenty of water
Stop jacking off
Stop watching porn

When your dick gets hard just let it bulge before touching it.

have you tried longer foreplay?

get an std test, I've also heard similar tales from a guy who had kidney stones that just never descended,to the point of major pain but still cut portions of the urinary tract. premature sploog may be unrelated

Mixing baking soda and apple cider vinegar will liquify kidney stones. Also drink lemon juice.

All of that shit pretty much lacking from my life. Also when I measured last I touched until I was hard and I felt like it was a very good erection. But question. If I take a multivitamin with zinc in it( I was going to use orange triad) Should I still take 50mg of zinc? Also I defiantly dont drink enough water.

Its been a while since I got laid. Last long term sexual relationship I had was pretty fulfilling but my health has gone down hill since then. Skelly then skinnyfat now.

Yea, multivitamins are a fucking meme with trace amounts of stuff in them. Any excess you'll just piss out anyway.

Thanks I am feeling alittle better already since the erection I measured wasnt very good in the first place. But I wrote down all those supplements and will give them a try in compination with no smoking/fap/porn

I hope my ex is getting fat but cant loom at her social media because of shes happy it might cause me to have a mental breakdown

Life is okay. Still a skinny fat and single, but that's to be expected. Been here for four months and have cut 18pounds and I can actually see some improvements overall. Frankly, I thought it'd take longer to see a difference, but my face, stomach and waist are all completely different. Need to get new pants or at least more holes in my belt.

New job is kinda meh. It's not much in the terms of a career, but I feel happier there. I went from 911 Call-Taker to a Repair Technician at a pharmacy. I fix auto dispensing machines and the assembly lines, and they rarely ever break. So all day I just walk around and talk to people instead of being screamed at all day by butt dials, bad parents and the dying elderly. Pay is shit, but you can't beat 9-5 after working graveyards for three years.

So, yeah, life is okay. Destiny 2 is shit though. And I still hate being single, but one thing at a time... I guess.

Doctor tested me for STDs already, but I'll ask about the kidney stones.

Did she force feed you a block of butter? Why did it go downhill

We went separate ways and I started eating fast food every meal. Then I started smoking again. I was like 130 when we split now I am like 148 and it is not muscle

yeah, who wants to deal with that shit?

You're in for a treat user, not only will you have some of the hardest boners of your life but you're going to cum better, harder, and in higher volume. It's fucking amazing.

>Graduated college after 5 rough years
>Got a job as a City Engineer for a decent-sized town
>Comfy-ass pay
>Bought myself a house with enough room for a home gym

It's perfect, really. Still, I can't help but think that apart from going to work, going home, and lifting...I don't really do anything else. At all. All my friends have left or got married and pregnant. I only talk to people at work, and the worst of it is that I can't really enjoy my hobbies anymore because I'm too tired from work. I can start something Saturday and then by next weekend I've either forgotten about it or lost all interest.

Feels kinda like I'm on autopilot, yaknow? I'm just coasting through other peoples' lives like a neckbeard phantom. Is this really just gonna be me gliding through life until I hit 59, retire, and (let's be honest) probably go out and fuck a lot of international whores as an expat?

I'll be your live in motivational gymbro.
We can be big guys.
I'll be your wingman.
Do normie shit, fake it til we make it!

Im pumped. I WANT MUH HALF INCH BACK

Trick is wake up earlier. I hammer out shit in the early morning then go to work. Then you'll be even more exhausted. Leads to amazing sleep and rest too.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

Amen, user. Cheers.

join the army.

I already wake up at 5am every day just to get ready for work.

same, IDK man it feels like shit for me. Me and my 2 buds sit here while everyone else is out partying usually. I feel like it's dumb for me to care tho desu. I've been practicing stoicism which helps cause there's no reason for me to care about that sort of shit then.

stop it

just go to church brah

>be me
>be 27
>live in the third world
>have no job experience, live alone in my dad's house
>he gives me money to survive
>I'm afraid of work and having to face life as an employee
>idk how to break that fear
>the time still passing and i will be harder if i get older

>it* will be harder

just get a job

Oh yeah there were two different girls in my previous posts. The oneitis I am still assblasted over and the thot I cohabitated with. just incase I wasnt clear

>be me 19
>Childhood friend since 3rd grade looks like pic related with bigger breasts very beautiful, she's a model
>have always had feelings for her
>she's always flirted with me
>she eventually becomes my first kiss
>but we don't really know each other, she's a family friend.
>she spends the night for a couple nights
>says we should get to know each other better
>eventually she just ignores my texts even though she asked for my phone number
>eventually she finds a boyfriend
>this was 4 months ago
>she was my first kiss and she forgot about me
>she still likes pics of me on Instagram
>/adv/ tells me to move on
>can't move on because friendless autist
>Why are we still here.jpg
Told this story before but I got fucking used by someone relatively close to me.

Dude, everybody has best friends that they fall for. Here's the trick: It's never real. Ever.

I'm sure you've heard this all before, but you REALLY gotta suck it up and move on.

I'm planning on driving off into the desert, off of Route 50 in Nevada, and committing suicide.

Dont do it

That's some bro tier advice. You just blew my mind, everything you've said was true. Lesson learned: don't fall for chicks who you've known for a long time.