How's your text game Veeky Forums, did lifting make you smooth?

How's your text game Veeky Forums, did lifting make you smooth?

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>hi
>what you doing
>nm you
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very smooth, frem

>Grew up with 3 sisters and over sensitive mother
>Can navigate woman conversation maze 90% of the time because of it.

Honestly the biggest thing is just listen to a lot of shit they have to say and respond accordingly, as well as occasionally asking a question, all the nuances come later depending on the girl.

Find a girl that doesn't like to talk about herself and she's probably a keeper.

>Honestly the biggest thing is just listen to a lot of shit they have to say and respond accordingly

How the fuck do you deal with this if you're an autist who just tells em to shut the fuck up and leave you alone when they start rambling?

t. Pic related

Bookmark pornhub?

Like I meant to say you just have to feign interest, it's easy with texting but it takes work face to face. It's a subtle art form to be sure.

Be warned though: If you're good enough a lot of girls might think you're gay since they don't expect you're trying to get in their pants. It's like pussy espionage

Nigga you realize you’re the issue. Fix yourself. Or you just stay shut in virgin forever

this is the only correct way to deal with women

There's a r9k girl in college that follows me around and constantly yammers about stuff. At this point it kinda faded in to the background.

In your infinite experience with the fairer sex, how do I get rid of my cock barricade?

Best thing to do is to make sure you give her something that no one else does, be that humor, emotional support, big dick idk that's up to you, when she realizes she needs to put out for you to stay if you've established enough ground work she should fall into your grip.

>But wait won't that set me up to be a cuck/friendfag?

Problem with cucks and friendzone fags is that they're not talented enough at anything for women to want to stay with them since they can find the same thing from someone else without the hassle. Rise above the average in one area or another and suddenly they need you to stay in their lived because you're the best around.

*lives

No you should act like youre listening even though you arent

Yeah I know I'm not that smooth, and trying makes it worse. I just be myself, people think I'm funny ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Thanks for the wisdom friend

Literally this
>Be me, back in my home country after a hiatus in south america
>get friend request from a girl who knew a friend of mine
>9/10 body 5/10 personality
>accept and start talking
>basic small talk
>she starts to open up a lot since i pretend i'm listening
>goes into detail about her aunt hates her because she's not full black, she might have cancer, all this intense emotional junk
>we end the conversation a couple hours later
>a week later she messages me and apologizes for unloading everything since she didn't even know me
>say it's alright and ask how she's doing now
>goes into another half-hour long rant about her family and life, apologizes again for unloading and is confused about why she feels like she can trust me
>she flirts every chance she gets now, and starts all the conversations, it's as easy as that.

kys ausfag

Yeah nah, cunt

this sounds like a nightmare

its not necessary to greet over a fucking text message

GUYS PLZ HELP

I just made a tinder

I dont have good pics just one shitty selfie of me on the sofa in front of a white wall. This took me fucking hours to finally make so now all I need is a good bio

What should I write?

My text game is trash, i can get a girls number in 2-3 messages on tinder but once i get their number i bore them.

In person i do alright, but texting sucks.

this desu

I want it but I don't at the same time nawmsane

>girl gave me her number
>"see you in class tomorrowww user!"
>"alright buddy"
>immediately stops texting me
>doesn't talk to me as much
Did I fuck up that badly calling her buddy?

So heres a quick quiz fit
>go to uni party
>group of friends has 3 bitches
>hitting it off with one of them
>end up sitting together, her arms on my leg and my arm around her
>on a truth or dare she has to lick some guy's neck, she licks the hell outta me and gives me a porn look
>could have gon for a kiss at this point but im stupid
>night ends she gets off at a different bus stop so I dont have time to get number
>everything was nice and chill didnt drop any spaghetti, acted like a man.

so the q is, WHY WONT THIS FUCKING WHORE ACCEPT ME ON FACEBOOK ITS BEEN 24 FUCKING HOURS, where did I mess up?

Women think the bedroom look is enough of a signal to go in for the kill, gotta go balls to the wall sometimes, user.

She wants you to chase her you retard.

Don't be a sucker and chase her. This is how the (admittedly retarded) game works.

Just act interested around her but also distant sometimes.

you gotta snatch life by the balls in the heat of the moment, once it cools off and sluts come to their senses, they realize they wanna be a good girl again until the next night of drinking. ya dun goofed.

You dropped spaghetti. Twice. Once at the party (kiss). Once at the bus stop (one of you gets off first. Ask then).

You're a disgrace to Zyzz's physique.

Give it time, whores tend to wait, only to tease you.

I always think that if someone ignores you after saying somthing harmless like that, you might aswell not bother

Build a rapport, then set a date. Stop chit chatting with girls you're trying to bang.

yeah fml
fb usualy works for this shit, the bus thing took me by surprise I thought we were all going to breakfast.
I waited 12 hours to add not to seem desperate, but its been a day since and she has like 1.5k friends, this is one tricky fucking whore

What you had was only physical and drunken emotions. You misssd you're chance, do better next time.

Maybe that is where i am going wrong, they reply like instantly then ghost a day after.

this is very true. I wish I knew this when I was in high school