Who here /Gym Bully/?

>Gym panjeet with qt blondie doing smith bar squats
>keeps telling her advice with form
>doing OHP next to them
>keep scoffing loudly every time he gives advice
>when she does her squats I stare at her ass and make sure pajeet knows I'm looking
>when they go to finish their session tell them to move aside, load up more 45 plates and finish my OHP in the smith machine

>in gym just trying to do my curls
>pajeet walks in wearing a toxic cloud of cologne
>point him towards the gym's "No cologne/perfume" signs and politely ask him to shower it off and use deodorant instead
>he leaves
heh, nothing personnel

ITT
>fantasies

If someone is on a threadmill thinking they're the shit then I have to jump in next to them and expose them. Can't stand these cunts in their ultraboost doing their once a week cardio session and thinking they're Mo Farah. I'll match their "intense" pace making it look like I'm warming up

t. former DI track runner

Beta boy mad that big guys run the show and put weaklings in their place at the gym?

What is even the point of doing that lol?

ladies and gentlemen, the passive aggressive scoffing gymrat! he does the world a service by scoffing, passive aggressively I might add.

You're doing God's work user. Keep it up.

On today’s episode of “As the LARPer Turns...” a manlet discusses the dream he had last night.

Really, I always do this. You get fuck bois who come up to the treadmill next to you. They crank up the speed in order to assert dominance.... they then tire after 5 minutes. Even if I was about to leave when they came up I stick around.

I do this with roasties too. Dumb thots in yoga pants display their pussys for the entire gym doing ridiculous stretches... acting like they're all supple and athletic... they run at a moderate pace for 10 minutes and then stop before even breaking a sweat.

Who here /CropDuster/? I suppose it’s more of a sabatoge than bullying but sometimes when I get silent and smelly protein farts when I see a guy chatting up a QT I’ll walk by and let out a silent stinker. It’s hilarious when the cuties think the guy hitting on them shit themselves and if they ever call me out I just say “the smeller’s the feller” .

t. low test beta

Nice

>the smeller’s the feller
really? not who ever smelt it, dealt it?

I once cropdusted myself at the beginning of a set of squats. It was awful

B A S E D

top fucking kek

This shit is only considered alpha if you're in highschool. Grow up faggot or do the world a favour and kill yourself (I doubt this is even happened you little puss puss)

Pussy ass white coward would never do this to black dudes though you'd get your shit knocked loose. Why do white boys always pick on weaker people than them if they're "superior"?

ITT: Shit that never happened, written by some skinny DYEL fuccboi faggot who is the target of actual bullies in his highschool gym.

saged, reported, OP is a fag, etc.

same

>actually getting mad at a fucking joke thread
are you retarded?

>That to the stronger the weaker shall serve--thereto persuadeth he his will who would be master over a still weaker one. That delight alone he is unwilling to forego.

>And as the lesser surrendereth himself to the greater that he may have delight and power over the least of all, so doth even the greatest surrender himself, and staketh--life, for the sake of power.

>couple of gym novices doing deadlifts
>they're joking and having fun, not on my watch
>wait till they're on their working sets
>interrupt one guy mid set and ask how many he's got left, ruin his whole set
>when they next both finish I walk over and start lifting the bar without asking
>when I'm finished my 12 reps laugh and say let me know when you boys have got some real weight added
>been icing my back all week and think I pulled a muscle

What sort of faggy shit IS this? GTFO. OP is cringeworthy enough, but then there's faggots like (((You)))

>smack the ass out of him

>black dudes
>dudes
you mean multiple, like always? coward
>white boys always pick on weaker people
see knock out game you black trash fuck

unga bunga ooga booga honky cracka

>been icing my back all week and think I pulled a muscle
>all because I'm so cripplingly insecure that I just have to do cringeworthy shit like that at the gym to total strangers, WHY AM I LIKE THIS OH GOD PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW I CAN'T GO ON LIVING A LIE LIKE THIS!

because they dont want to get shot

With great power comes great responsibility, OP

I remember my first day on the internet

I'm DYEL, been lifting for a year and never experienced any "gym bully" even when I was 135 pounds and 5'10

Are you afraid of the true alpha male with high test, faggots?

I know your just larping pretending to
Be a nigger but any form of animosity towards an ape is a death sentence in today’s PC culture. Believe me I would love to tell a nog he’s a filthy nigger to his face when they step out of line but I’d get charged with a hate crime even if he was snatching an old lady’s purse while I called him that and he would get a medal for standing up to a racist.

>I'm DYEL, been lifting for a year and never experienced any "gym bully" even when I was 135 pounds and 5'10
I'm okay with this..
>Are you afraid of the true alpha male with high test, faggots?
..and then you fuck it all up and destroy any credibility you had 2 seconds ago, by posting cringeworthy shit like this.

Please go kill yourself now.

>first month lifting
>bench pressing the wrong way
>notice a chad looking at me
>get nervous
>approaches me
>spaghetti is flowing from my pockets
>hey faggot you doing it wrong (faggot is actually a slang in my language)
>teaches me the correct way
>1 year later
>pass him on the street
>"looking good faggot"

stay jelly

>i know your larping
>proceeds to larp

eai viado

'Jelly' of what, exactly? You sperging out like some too-edgy 14 year old suburbanite cul-de-sac dweller? Seriously, I'm embarassed for you.

filha da puta

SoyBoys and Roasties absolutely BTFO

who denied it, applied it

Hate gym bullies -

Try to squat two pl8 free bar used to doing it on the squat machine where you don't have to balance and support all that weight almost eat shit and hurt myself.

Leave come back gym guys are laughing t me hear one say

Did you see him almost fall trying to lift that

Go I to bathroom and feel like crying

but niggers are the only ones to do this

>>"thanks for the warmup"

You're implying that 80% of Veeky Forums goes to the gym in the first place.

You gotta be tougher than that man 2 plates isn't that bad of a weight just laugh along and be like lmao yeh I almost fucking ate it yesterday
>proceed to talk and make gym friends or at the very least an acquaintance

so many autist who can't tell satire itt

Well I'm 122 lbs I can do 2 pl8 on the squat machine just not free weight o got carried away

I have not done anything "bullyish" recently cos I'm not that kind of guy any more but I have some stories...

>15/16 6 foot 4, 230 lbs
>obviously a big guy for my age
>also angry as a bull cos teenage hormones
>trying out gym for first time, turns out it was some foggy cross fit place
>girl showing me around dressed in some tight pink trousers, nice ass
>annoying squeaky voice and won't shut up
>I say, "listen b*txh, where's the weights?"
>she says "pardon me?!"
>"show me the weights b*tch"
>she looks scared and starts telling me I need to leave
>ignore her and start trying to find something to curl or something
>adrenalin is flowing and I'm MAD
>she follows me into the room I walked into which was kinda hidden
>she tried to grab me to stop me but I grab her back and start feeling up her ass and body
>she screams and run but I run past her and leave as quick as I can cos I don't want arrested!
>never returned but never had anyone talk to me about it...

Hah I have a few others but can't have time to tell them now...! I was a sick kid looking back....

>See skinny nerd bench pressing on smith machine.
>Walk up and do a big smelly, eggy fart next to the machine.
>Exit
>Turn around before entering the changing room.
>See him with a grimaced look on face.
>Can't stifle my smile, near the point of bursting with laughter.
>Get my stuff and leave
>Laugh my ass off all night thinking about how I BTFOd him.

...

This is probably the most autistic response I've ever seen to a blatantly fake story, you should kill yourself

What in tarnation-...

Wow, that's a pretty nice chad.
Continua crescendo, deixa ela orgulhoso, seu viado.

>See gym bully
>Can't tolerate that shit
>Pants him
>Ram a finger up his ass, aiming right for the sphincter
>Call him a faggot and head to the bathroom to wash my hands

Don't ever let me catch you being a bully

You said the rhyme you did the crime

Larping: The Thread

>Go to gym bathroom
>Piss all over the toilet seat and the toilet paper
>Leave
>Staff ask me if I pissed the next day
>Say no
>Blame 16 year old kid
>HAHA

>see this little faggot doing lmao 1pl8 OHP in the Squatrack
>ask if I can work in
>go up to bar, unrack it and frontsquat it for 5 reps
>"thanks for the warmup dude"

even his gf nearby was laughing when I embarressed her weak bf. feels good to show these faggots what a real athlete can do.

Lurk more, newfag

>I go in on a saturday to find a group of senior citizens and 1 tiny black dude in the gym
>strange its such a small gym its usually empty
>all the elderly are using cardio equipment in 1 room and the black dude is using the cable machine equipment in the other
>its deadlift day for me so I walk on the treadmill for a few minutes before starting
>ask black dude if he is done in the little area because I was starting deads and was going to take up a little room
>he says yeah and walks off
>I load up 1 plate do 2 warm up sets
>add up to 185 to do another warm up set and black dude comes up behind me and bumps me in the middle of the lift
>wtf are you doing
>he says he is trying to use this cable machine to do triceps pull downs and that im an asshole
>ask him to go use one of the others since he is right behind me
>nope
>ok nigger, load up to 315 do 4 reps bumping him every time
>on 5 rep take a step back and drop the weight right at his feet.. it misses
>he gets all pissy and leaves
>I honestly to this day wishI had just punched the little nigger

>bench pressing the wrong way
I don't get it

>See 60+ year old man bench pressing
>Only me and him in the gym
>Quickly run up and squat my ass over his face
>Let loose a MONSTER FART, a mega-stinky, shit-smelling fart
>Old man starts cursing at me calling me a little bastard
>Say "Well I'm not the one who just shit himself, you old fuck!"
>Shuts him up
>He tells the gym staff later, they burst out laughing
>He quits the gym
>MY GYM, GRANDAD!

probably too much shoulders and not activating his chest properly

>Being this tryhard

Jesus just kill your self

>Asking stacey to prom. She agrees. Her mom buys me tapdance shoes. I decide to go with it for the cardio. Also might fuck Stacey.
>dyel manlet enters during practice. He unplugsmy phone and put on some anime music.
>he then begins punching the bags. Bags barely moving.
>I unplug his phone and puts it on a high ledge.
>he tries to reach it. It is to high.
> he walks away and kicks my bag while mumbling gym master.
>I go home and fuck Stacey

you have good insertions but you're tiny

He's from /v/ I know because console warring faggots type like this.

let's see yours fat boy

Well, he's not wrong

>forgeo

>fat girl trying to lose weight after new years
>see her on the treadmill and say to me gymbro that I hate these NYR fatties and that they will never stick to it anyway
>she apparently hears it because she looked like she was about to cry
>few months later she is still going to the gym
>I casually talk to her and congratulate her on losing weight
>"so now that I am thinn you are hitting on me ? unbelievable"
>"I am not hitting on you miss piggy and even if you were actually thinn I am not into using your lose skin as a blanket at night so no I am not interested"
>she starts crying and literally runs out of the gym
>never seen her again

I am not sure if I crossed a line here, I dont wanna be the bad guy Veeky Forums...

>be white me three months ago
>my very small village has a very small gym
>its basiclly three groups going there
>old guy crew, powerlifting misfit crew and chad and chads bodybuildingsquad.
>everyones nazi and its mostly nazimetal

>doing my ss routine as an outsider to all these crews
>pretty gud intensity so i get sweaty
>old crew jokes about it looking like i was sprayed down with a hose
>later they joke about shooting niggers

Enjoy getting shot OP.

>claims to be alpha
>does cardio

...

>>be white me
is there a black you?

C-can I come?

Pretty good thread OP, I don't really bully at the gym, but I do however steal the dyels gains in the shower. gotta keep the dyels, dyel you know.

its really like i am watching world peace

too bad it was cancelled..

true alfa shit

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>be gym bully
>connect phone to sound system via Bluetooth
>have sound board app
>play wah wah wah waaaah sound everytime a rep is failed
>play Benny Hill music everytime a fatty on the treadmill
>play fart noises when somebody squats
>play entrance of the gladiators (clown music) when I see crossfit

Have left many people in tears.

>See some new member in the gym looking nervously for a bench to free up
>Giggle and begin my ANTICS
>Shout him over to my bench and say he can work in
>He starts muttering about not using the same weights but I hush him with my finger and make him spot me
>Start benching LMAO4Pl8 and give up around the 3rd rep
>He's struggling to pull the bar up at the end of every rep but I just keep yelling MORE
>Get 12 reps out of the kid before he breaks
>Easily rack the weight and swig a sip
>Lie back down onto the bench and demand more spots
>Haven't seen him since

funny , but k y

me2
god i would fuckin laugh eternally

>Start benching LMAO4Pl8
oh really, now?

My god the CRINGE.