So God made it so man had no knowledge, but expected him to know right from wrong and not eat the fruit?

So God made it so man had no knowledge, but expected him to know right from wrong and not eat the fruit?
I'm supposed to trust analogies intended for 2,000 year old desert kikes that I shouldn't enjoy any earthly pleasures because they're sins?
All my urges to do things that are universally good are actually Satan trying to convince me to sin because God wants to test me?
A TALKING SNAKE?!

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It's easy, the answer is that God isn't real.
>Inb4 *tips fedora*

Can't argue with those digits.

No.

God said believe me.
God said obey me.
God said don't eat the fruit or you will die.

The devil said don't believe God.
The devil said don't obey God.
The devil said you can eat the fruit and not die.

Mankind disbelieved, disobeyed, and rebelled against God.

The knowledge of good and evil is not "knowledge" per se, and the price of gaining it was nowhere near the cost paid for it.

Quints confirm God isn't real

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>being this assblasted you got BTFO in the other thread

stay wrong, atheists

quints beats dubs sorry dude

>God gives an atheist quints
>God gives a theist only a dubs
Looks like God likes us more.

I know this is all bullshit, but the best the Kek god can give you is repeating digits on a Manchurian stamp trading board.

Not really helpful in life, or in the afterlife.

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>This is the level of discourse of theists.

>order came from chaos
Where is this order you speak of?

Why are animefags so obsessed with lolis committing suicide? Some kind of neurotic degeneracy? Why can't they watch more wholesome anime like JoJo?

Nice meme

Because it's relatable

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Wasn't man supposed to lose the garden in order to gain heaven?

A TALKING SNAKE though. People DIED for this shit.

>So God made it so man had no knowledge, but expected him to know right from wrong and not eat the fruit?

Hint:
He gave to us pic related, you filty sodomite anime poster.

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did you copypasted it from facebook?

its over, christfags are finished

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>reading proddie censored trash

Juxtaposition

This guy gets it

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God is kawaii.

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God plays 4D chess, he wants you to follow the rules but also gave humans the notion of free will knowing they would not be able to resist temptation, thus giving Satan something to punish and admonish those who beat expectation with Heaven as reward.

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How do you know what god wants, did you talk to him?

TO RECOGNIZE UNTRUTH AS A CONDITION OF LIFE; that is certainly to impugn the traditional ideas of value in a dangerous manner, and a philosophy which ventures to do so, has thereby alone placed itself beyond good and evil.