Does anyone else put these bad boys in their proton shakes so it feels like a thick protein load?

Does anyone else put these bad boys in their proton shakes so it feels like a thick protein load?

No

no i just make sure to eat as much pork as humanly possible after a workout

i put em in my oats

put them in my green juice famalam

I think you're supposed to soak them or you'll get divirticulitis or some shit

I put em in my smoothie bowels
>1 cup blended oats
>A few dates/banana
>Walnuts
>Soaked chia seeds
>Peanut butter
>Whatever milk you wanna use

Shit is pretty bomb senpai

>Does anyone else put these bad boys in their proton shakes so it feels like a thick protein load?
just suck off someone at your gym instead if you want that

>smoothie bowels
I don't want to know

>make chia shake
>wake up next morning covered in green hair

I sometimes do but quite a lot of them in a protein shake + oats. If you heat it all up, its wonderful to stick your penis in it.

No they're shit tier.

your opinion is shit-tier

It's fact lad sorry.

No, but here's what I put in my protein shake:
>1g cinnamon
>10g cocoa powder
>25g pea protein
>10g ground flax seeds
>100g kale
>120g frozen banana
>220g soy milk

>pork
Dead pig carcass*

Delicious fucking carcass tbqh

>kale
>amaranth leaves
>arugula
>flaxseeds
>chia seeds
>hemp seeds
>amla powder
>handful of dried goji berries
>4 bananas
>1 frozen banana
>3 pitted dates
>turmeric
>black pepper
>hemp protein powder

You can't beat this smoothie

shoo shoo meatcuck

>2 Scoops Whey
>Milk he rest taste like garbage in shakes
>Peanut butter
>Kale
>Avocado
>Spinach
>Frozen berries
>Frozen bananas

Kek

I can, by adding 10 grams of raw cocoa powder to it.

0/10 bait try again sweetie!

how do you stop the blended oats from absorbing the liquid? it makes it harder to drink when it's sludgy

how u stop protons from sticking to blender jar

How are they not soaking if they are in a shake?

All that literally does fuck all for you

I truly hate numale soyboys

yeah, every day i eat them. better than oats desu

I think they actually increase estrogen

t.bacon & eggs for breakfast

But Dr "add some random hack" said that cumin and chia seeds increases your lifespan by 50 years for every time you consume them!