Does Veeky Forums have a waifu that they care about? Does she approve of your Veeky Forums lifestyle?

Does Veeky Forums have a waifu that they care about? Does she approve of your Veeky Forums lifestyle?

Yes her name is lapis

Not really
> he watches Steven universe

>Okaeri user-kun
>I just made dinner I bet your so hungry after working out.

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Disgusting degenerate show. Even loli hentai is less degenerate.

Yes I do and yes she does

I love the show
Hate the lesbian part of it

One? I have three

I want big arms to compensate for her stumps

> not picking best girl

How do I find the perfect waifu without ruining my laifu?

Reminder that she isn't real

>the lesbian part of it
There's almost nothing to this show outside of the lesbian part of it.

Also...that poster is more then likely a lesbian so...

Yes. My waifu is Isis, the modern goddess of Ancient Egyptians. She is the ideal mother and wife.
She approves, because she raised Horus to be a strong man.
t. Actual Egyptian

Didnt Horus and Set have a gay sex fight?

Truly our guy

They were just doing it for the extra dose of test.

That would just make it better.

t. we wuz kangz

>having a waifu
>making it

Congratulations you played yourselves

Yeah. She is nice person. I lift for her. She never makes me sad, or curse myself like\ when I had a 3DPD gf. The ones still chasing 3D subhuman females are never gonna make it as sooner or later their happiness will go away. After all 3D women are real. You cannot epect them to be flawless , they will hurt you emotionally, which will in turn hurt your body. Not to mention the time wasted with the gf, the time that could've been used for self improvement.

my nigga, excellent taste

Yes and yes. He is weak so i lift to be strong for the both of us.

Cant you guys at least choose better traps

n-no

But Egyptians WERE kings, user.

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>anime
Never gonna make it

My 3D Waifu

best waifu.

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Yes

The one true waifu

how does one acquire a 2D gf, Veeky Forums

1. Right click
2. Save image

Yes

Yes

Shit taste

why does the /whalefu/ thread get removed but /waifu/ thread stay.

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HNNNNG

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>been going on/cm/ a lot recently
>caught myself thinkingabout 9S during my lifts

What does my mind mean by this, I'm pretty sure I'm straight

Renamon would probably be able to squat a lot.

when she sees your DL

I want to smash her bullies with my fists

Lesbian rock

Inb4 barney fags

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is there any reason to watch witchblade besides the boobies?

Yes sir.
>Does she approve of your Veeky Forums lifestyle?
Most anons don't know this but one of the barriers to entry for knighthood is a lmao3pl8 bench.
I was finally deemed worthy a few months ago.

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>Think i'm straight

Then why are you on Veeky Forums user

>keine hufe

You bet I do. I finally hit lmao2plate for bench for reps and it's been my dream since I started lifting. Next step is to get them for my working sets and hitting 5 reps consistently. As perfect as she is I have to put in the effort to be worthy of her.

Poil is superior un every way

>Scared to go see movie alone

BREHS

> Not the pony version.
Otherwise, fine taste.
But she ain't twolot.

Meat is the fucking worst girl

If you aren't fat you really have no excuse not to just own it and go. Don't dress like a sperg and walk upright. You might get some double takes, but more than likely no one will care.

Bring a child with you
Cousin or nephew

My fear is partly all the children and partly some autist thinking he has found a friend in me brehs

It’ll look like you’re babysitting if you bring a kid

You take that back she's fucking perfect
I literally can't find a flaw with her other than she's not on earth

>one of the barriers
What about the rest?

Go to a weekday matinee or nighttime showing then. I went on Sunday night at ten, opening weekend, and there was one family in the theatre. It's been a few weeks so you are liable to get an empty house.

Right here

>tfw where i live i'm always the only person in the cinema for anything related animated.

It's fucking amazing, usually go with my sister and we talk shit as if it's our own living room

Me too user

I can only tell you if you are on the path to knighthood.

I must summon your courage

holy shit i love motherfucking planetside

when we get squads we will raid peoples houses to find any traces of anime or other bullshit and shoot the resident right there and then even if you only have apartment that is similiar size to average anime user

you.have.been.warned.

No but sometimes I think of the good girls.

too much ass

Calm down little buddy

Yes, shes at least 2 meters tall/6'7"+ and strong as 120k men combined, Shes not natty though and wants me to wear a dress.

I forgot the image
Where do you think we are?

i also lift for lapis

I lift because she would not like a chubby cunt or a skinny fag like me.
she only wants the most alpha males.

obviously

>bunny hoe
Garchu! faggot.

>blue
>not orange

Yes.

>.....
>...
>.………

But spoiled marshmallow is worst
Orange apple a best

Could any of you imagine how happy we'd be if we all met up with our waifus like a group date, shooting the shit and talking about lifting and routines or doing shit together
Pretty gay I know but I'm lonely as shit

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praise bat

>not aj
never gonna make it

Yes, I would think so.

Just finished the anime and I realized I fell in love with her. Unfortunately, there are no doujins of her

who dis?

that's Saber

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Best Veeky Forums waifu. Works out with me, obsessed with meat, loyal, protective, and bro tier. Too bad she can't cook

But not black.

Hello brither

Yes user. Be the creepy uncle who takes a child to the cinema to watch my little pony.