How does a 35 year old kissless virgin find a gf these days? I've been Veeky Forums for 5 years and its not helping

>just go up and say hi to her bro

>I mean girls approached me
Yeah....you. Everyone has different experiences in life obviously. The ones I've approached show no romantic interest in me.

>i mean shit dude, all this stuff happened to me personally, why did it not happen to you

this place is really amazing isnt it

Fireball- because being a flamer is your only chance at getting laid.

you are on Veeky Forums and you refuse to believe this? you are either a newfag or just an insentient normie

I was kissless virgin in high school. Wasn't until I started working at 17 when some mates at work found out I was a virgin and organised a girl for me to see one of them knew.

not OP, but i'm a 31 year old kv

who do i even speak to? i'm short, ugly and autistic, all of my female coworkers know i'm a loser

>tfw have crush on a coworker
>she has many options with guys at work, often see her with other male coworkers, laughing and having fun
>i haven't made anyone laugh in years, except maybe have them laugh at me

>no friends, so can't meet women through social circle
>no real interests. have joined a bouldering gym. haven't met a friend. all of the girls there are with tall guys already

Have you tried Nofap? I know most of you will say that porn is the problem and fapping is alright by itself, but semen retention really did wonders for me. I lasted a month at the most doing hardcore nofap, at the end of my streak the amount of attention I was getting from women was fucking absurd. I think it's subconscious for women, but they can sorta sense that your sack is full.

yup this is gonna be me, worst part is when you're so autistic that even your coworkers surely know you're a loser

and then i dont talk to my coworkers about anything of substance because i dont want them to see im a friendless loser

so i cant meet people

I haven't tried it but I'll give it a shot. I suppose the idea is that you want to wank it so hard that you try harder in approaching more women?

I wish I could take some of you turbo autists out and teach you how to be normies

> pic related

Did he get to suck the chad's dick then or what?

>I wish I could take some of you turbo autists out and teach you how to be normies
I would legit pay you for this service. I don't think I'm going to make it social-wise.

same. i almost wish that i just had some little invisible normal person following behind me my entire life telling me why what i said was so stupid

Yeah dude, just stay right where you are, I'm sure the qt3.14s will come to you on their own

You just have to learn how to make girls laugh.

and how do i do that?

see >see girls laughing in conversations with guys
>i haven't made anyone, including girls, laugh ever

you clearly worry too much about other people. who cares if she has options with other dudes. you take your chance, and if you strike out you move on. excuses excuses excuses. the moment you actually take action you'll be successful

the bitterness that consumes you after you realize these women never had to try for anything in their life is a different story.

I'm 30 and I've never had any girl approach me in my life.

Then again I've been a shut-in hermit for the past 10 years.

I definitely don't remember any positive experiences with girls before then though.

Normies fuck off

The girls have to have a little bit of attraction in the first place so you'd have to look good and have confident body language. Then if you have any wit at all they may start to laugh

chekled

I'm 19 and I'm sure I'll be one.

Stupid acne, it is stealing the best years of my life.

same desu. i don't have acne anymore, just scars that will never heal.
>feelsbadman

I'm 26 and a kissless virgin. It gets harder the older you are. It also becomes weirder.

How do you even meet single girls who aren't disgusting lardbeasts or absolute nutcases? Every fucking girl who's a functional human being is already taken. They have like a goddamn two week window between boyfriends every three years, good luck chancing upon them just then.

I lost my virginity at the age of 24. Just don't give up. My real problem was that I was scared to initiate. I would whine about being a virgin, but wouldn't take steps to fix it.

What's your age user?

How does this happen? Wouldn't you realize after say age 21 that whatever you're doing isnt working and you should try something else?

fortune favors the bold and since fortune gave you the short end of the stick you gotta be bold as fuck.

Its a truth that nobody wants to swallow, but chads are well-adjusted people in all respects. Meaning they are genuinely good.

aussie user. located in brisbane here.
will accept money to take you clubbing and introduce you to people

youtube.com/watch?v=ngeM-c3wnRw&t=631s

not all of u are gonna make it huh brehs?

>They have like a goddamn two week window between boyfriends every three years

Truth is, they were lining up the next boyfriend before the left the first one. So even attempting anything in that two week window has slim odds

this user is correct. It's easy to fall into that trap of hating the way things are yet refusing to change.

You're done. It's that simple. No girl wants to put up with a 21+ virgin.

>pic related

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This is for sure not the move

Nope but I'm sure you are since you've had 35 years but still haven't figured out how to kiss or fuck a woman.

Get that virginity sorted out
Women can LITERALLY smell the virginity
Losing it to your “first love” or whatever is all a scam made up by Jews

maybe just download tinder and bumble, get some good profile pics and a decent bio, then swipe every girl whos a 5 or higher. go on dates with your matches and try shit out, theres always sluts wanting to get fucked, and the occasional gf material

you are definitely a circumcised Jewish boy.

I get more pussy on my bar mitzvah than you will ever see or fantasize about in your entire life

What makes you think you deserve anything other than a lardass or nutcase? The mere fact that you're not already with "girl who's a functional human being" speaks volumes about yourself.

>I've been a shut-in hermit for the past 10 years.
Did you expect women to come knocking on your door begging you to fuck them? You reap what you sow.

FORGET SEX
Go monk game. Bromance with fellow dudes, laugh a lot, and I mean A LOT, go hiking, enjoy life at one with the universe with felllw broyolos
Bitches are useless property with too much maintenance. Only thing they are useful for is occasional dopamine surge thru dick stimulation

And what makes you think I believe I deserve anything?
All I think is that I'd rather stay with the crap I have than work for a different flavor of shit.

Mate theres always hope. I didnt even hold a womans hand until I was 22, lost my v card at 23. Now Im 26, Ive had much more luck, and am actually about to leave my gf of 1 year for this 9/10 professional tennis player cutie pie that I met a month ago and we've been talking nonstop ever since. I was a fucking mess before, but once you get lucky once its like a veil is lifted, theres not much (self applied) pressure anymore and you realize the game is relatively simple as long as you have a (even very slow) social life and dont look deformed. We'll all make it.

This has to be a female

5 more years till you get wizard powers

>tfw not gonna a chad friend to show you the ropes
>tfw not gonna make it

You make me laugh, if it makes you feel any better

im 18 and decently attractive but considering staying kv because 4.5 inch peen

>I've been Veeky Forums for 5 years and its not helping

Did you seriously think browsing Veeky Forums would actually make you more alpha? This board takes people who could have otherwise been normal and turns them into insecure autists. My advice to you would be to spend less time on the internet and more time in the real world building up your social skills.

>i know that on fit most guys lose their virginity by age 14 and have 10-15 partners by age 16
Do you actually believe this?

The plot of Crazy, Stupid, Love? C'mon user, grow up

20 and acne still lingers.

20 year old virgin here. How fucked am I?
Is there still hope or am I on the path to wizardhood?

He should have

Just thought you should know that at least 30% of men don't pass on their DNA.

There's a lot of people who can relate user, me included!

That number can't be real. I see too many stupid shits with kids

Never tell a girl you're a virgin, or what your bodycount is. Always deflect and make a joke out of it.

wew lad

they will know he is a virgin if he lies. spaghetti falls once you try to actual get close to the fucking. she'll actually help and appreciate it if you tell her you're a virgin

27 year old virgin checking in. Have made out and fondled a couple chicks but have some retarded block when it comes to sex.

Recently told my best mates over a couple of drinks and they were flabbergasted.

Now they're pitching in to get me a high class escort for my birthday. They won't accept a refusal.

Do I go through with it?

Sound pretty good friends if they care that much user.

Unless it's a trick and you're gonna get a tranny

Virginity is pretty much pointless. It will be bad, it will be awkward and might not even get a stiffy. Just get it over with so you'll get your mind off it.

They're good guys. I don't think they would do that...

shit...

I'll probably be a wizard, not sure. Turning 24 soon, I don't trust girls and have defensive mechanisms and personality disorders set in due to prior experiences where I've been used by girls. Lots of girls flirt with me in college, especially this semester. I have these ideas ruled out of asking her out on a date only to figure she will just bring her "guy friend" along like previously in my life.

Right. I'll try and drink a lil bit to take the edge off and hopefully be relaxed during the experience.

I think the biggest hurdle and focus is understanding flirting and sexual intimacy. The concept is just so bloody foreign to me - IE: There has been a few times where a girl asked why I hadn't made a move because there was "sexual tension" or she was clearly wanting me to make a move.

None of that shit registers. It's almost as if they wanted me to read their fucking minds.

Anyhow. Blogpost over. I'm just going to assume that after day 1 if a girl is alone with me and being playful, a move is warranted. Successful or not.

Some people are just broken.

Can a woman become a wizard? I'm on my way, but not sure if women are allowed to bear this title