Hi user I made you muffins

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WTF

there is huge money in every niche fetish

Sorry but I will not eat those. I am vegan, and I am not a junk food vegan. I only eat certain foods, and that isn't one of the foods that I eat.

Well I wandered into the wrong thread.

Are you not watching your macros user
So you want to taste ME. Very good user.
A little bit of me in every bite :)
But I made banana muffins to user!

Please post more OwO

More about illicit sugary foods of course user. What else would it be.

shes a literal braphog

heavy-r.com/video/223932/Night_Of_100_Farts_/

>she bakes these in her own place
>in her own oven
>where she bakes her other foods she eats
>she lives in an apartment
>her neighbors smell every batch of baked fecal matter
>consuming these makes you very ill as they are poo, shipped across county(ies) with no refrigeration or freezing
>autists literally pay upwards of 300$ for rotten, baked goods made out of literal shit
>because it's from a girl
>not even an attractive girl

She probably invites her neighbours round to enjoy her chocolate pie all the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=EaWfoNPDz74

She is incredible.

I've bought her worn panties. I sniff them before heading out to the gym. It's the best pre-workout ever.

Tell me more about this preworkout user

They buy baked goods user

MODS MODS MOD SMOA DMOSD SMOD SODM SDS DA

MODS

What are the macros?

i have never once found that mask she wears to be sexy on anyone

why is that?

I really hope these are fake reviews

>me
>having a girlfriend
>ever
I don't even get the feels anymore...

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Is she fucking floating?

Well usually the people wearing them are the biggest degenerates like this bitch who plays with shit or people who fuck animals. So I'd say you are relatively sane thankfully.

Be honest, you know they are real. There can't be much that shocks you now days with things on the internet.

The fuck is going on here?

get out of here with those shitty, collapsed muffins

You people are filth.
I'll destroy you one by one when you less expect it.

j-just one bite

maybe

it makes me think of this

>This is what Jews reduced white people to

Beheading is the only acceptable solution.

Get the fuck out of my way bitch, my husband made me some cookies already

Why does she wear the mask?

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>This thread = degenerate
But I still fap to scat

Having fasted for a week now, I'd shove those fucking muffins down my gob in a nanosecond, regardless if they had fucking shit in them or not

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Some people really do need putting down.

what the absolute fuck

They don't make you sick stfu, they're baked, BAKED. That means they're sanitized and nothing in them can hurt you.

These guys are probably Wall Street executives too

why do these people exist

I see Veeky Forums finally found about poo muffins. I would eat every one of those delicious muffins.
>tfw no scat gf

WTF did I just watched?
Fuck you user and thank you I guess what is in those muffins

Rape the muffins, then eat the girl.

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tell her that my cookies are far more superious than those shit muffins

>mmm yes...quite exquisite my dear.... mmm....the odor....pungent indeed....

I cant believe we need braphog appreciation into reality.

memed*

Eating shit is like 90s internet weirdness. I'd guess it's in vogue again thanks to Rick & Morty, much like Mulan Szechuan Sauce.

that's the dumbest goddamn thing I have ever heard. It's still eating literal shit

The fuck is she doing in my home?
da fuq is wrong with those muffins?

is human shit vegan?

It's a product that came out of an animal so no.

Hivemind

so all the shit in the world is eaten by non-vegans? hmm..

>shitty

Kek

>imagine the stench in her home
muh dik

>this fuckin degeneracy
>mfw

>These people are in all likelihood wildly more successful in life than me
>They spend it on fecal matter baked goods
I need to get my fucking shit together, god fucking damn.

why does she have that scary ass mask on? did she suck a dog off on video before making those cookies?

asses teh situation based on her character
assume its filled with period blood and god knows what else
see her depraved face and rething my life
go home and start lyfting twice as hard

I can't even feel disgusted at this stuff, I just start laughing

Who the fuck buys this shit

fuck i love this dirty bitch

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You know sometime when you stare at something and your mouth slowly opens up. This happened to my eyes. I've never had my eyes open up in disgust, I can't shut them.

pic related: the thread

IM OUT

LE COOKIES ARE READY

this fuckin thread

Female rights were a mistake

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HOW IS THIS FIT RELATED

dear god I would pay big money to be there and get served by her. I know, I'm a degenerate. Imagine her making you a poorotein bars

God hates us all.

I probably shouldn't have opened this thread while eating breakfast..

>not eating her muffins for breakfast

The mods are dickless faggots.

>You're on your way to Port Sarim and this guy pickpockets your newly bought GF
wat do?

do what I always do
dont talk to woman

Memes aside, she has the best hip to waist ratio in porn that I've ever seen.

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Can we set up a Discord for this general?

Nutrition. Although desu I'm surprised this hasn't 404d yet

There is a reason she is wearing a mask.

Imagine their surprise when she reveals it was just dog shit the whole time

>Literally cooking shit
No amount of febreeze will remove that smell from her home

intelligent people were always more degenerate, im not even baiting. just look up famous people, benjamin franklin had orgies and loved femdom, mozart was literally scat fetishist and albert einstein cheated on his wife countless times.

>woman is literally selling her shit to people.
living the American dream

>shit snacks
>tfw you don't want to believe but deep down you know it's real

Legit scared of eating brownies for the rest of my life