Are these worth it? Do they feel like the real thing?

If I bought a fleshlight again, I'd also get a picrelated as well, put some chick parfume on it.

that's gay nigga

if there was anything important attached to the wet hole, guys wouldnt break up with girls strictly due to them not putting out within two dates lel

>tfw permavirgin
>have a terrible circumcision scar that i literally have to use a glove and boxers to masturbate with because otherwise it gets really red and inflamed
>honestly considering getting one of these just so i dont have to deal with that shit

>Are these worth it?
Get a cheapo one off Aliexpress, they feel just as good.
>Do they feel like the real thing?
No, not even close.

>not kissing every inch of your woman's body
ngmi

This. No teddies or ass to grab, no mouth to stick your fingers in. Plus it doesn't stroke your pecs, moan or whisper "fuck me" in your ear.

Much better than your own calloused hands.

Not as enjoyable as sex, just as said.

It's the perfect in-between, really. I think it's a good solution for curing DGS. It also helps with your stamina, so go for the stamina trainer fleshlight.

Don't do it OP.
You will not be able to leave home for long without fear and doubt crawling into your well-being. You can't die in public, you can't have a small fire when you are away, you can't leave other people inside your house while you go for groceries/

The feeling isn't even good, lot of thrusting effort with less control than your hand, the shame isn't worth it, just associating stimulation with that and constantly reinforcing the memory, just no, not to mention the clean up of shame afterwards where you are bound to reconsider your position in life while cleaning a silicone mold to prevent your potential offspring from molding. It's just a sad state of affairs you want to save yourself from.

USA shouldn't have bombed Serbia just because of Stoya.

American here. Sorry. I honestly wish we bombed the Bosnians instead.

Thad Castle swears by one and so do I. If I lost my pocket pussy I honestly don't know what I'd do with myself. I could never masturbate regularly again.

I wish you guys just stayed out of it all together. You and those useless Dutch faggots really fucked that place up and cost a a lot of lives.

>/pol/

I like sex a lot more. After I used my onahole I was still left with a sad lonely feeling, but after cumming deep inside a girl and laying on top of her seeing her red face breathing hard I felt more fulfilled.

Also girls smell nice and are soft.

Is it an Onahole?

Feel better, but lack everything else, some are positives, some are negatives.. Worth it to get your end away, but don't just focus on it, go out and hunt for it.

guys wouldn't try talking to girls period if there wasn't anything important attached to the wethole you bitter virgin

kek are you talking from experience here? Can't get a girl to put out in less than two dates cause you're a beta cuck boy?

I:[

Agree with both of those because in both cases Serbs would've removed Muslims.
>inb4 /pol/
Yes.

I've always wanted to try one but cleaning up sounds like a real pain in the ass so I never bothered

The last thing I want to do after I splooge is remember that I just splooge'd

Got one as a gift from a friend two years ago. Let's say I passed on the tradition as they are hella good, but not better than real women.

One thing though, I had a 15 euro one that had a open hole in the end and was not high tech. Thing was hella nice and easy to clean. After half a year I thought investing in a 'better' one would be worth it, don't. I got a fleshlight and they feel less nice, they smell (translucent plasticish material) and are a bitch to clean as there is not opening to catch the cum but it just fills the entire thing. You have to take it apart each time and let everything dry seperately instead of just rinsing it with hot water and drying it.

Stop saying hella, you sound like an idiot

It's better than the desensitizing iron grip of your hand.

Having had both a fleshlight and an onahole I can say that fleshlight is complete garbage and a waste of money. Even a mid tier ona is better.

better than your hand: yes
real thing: no

theyre fucking amazing though i would recommend them over using your hands.

you must have gotten a shit one my man

i would help op with this

Get the cheapest one (lotus model) so you can get it out of your system. It's nice cumming inside but it took more effort and way longer to get off than usual. I threw it away after a week or so because it's no substitute for real pussy and I just didn't feel good using it.
I can jerk off all day no problem. No porn or anything. Using this thing was different. I could barely stay hard. I guess I need an emotional or physical connection. Both were absent using this

Not Veeky Forums related but I'll bite.
First onahole was fucking amazing. Couldn't last 10 seconds, not joking.
Go to /jp/'s onahole thread. Read the pastebin, and, well, enjoy.

>doesn't stroke your pecs
I have 1 free hand
>moan or whisper "fuck me"
That's what the hentai / porn with headphones is for

this thread is sad af

OP, if you got the money get one, it is better than your hand and fucks you up less than jerking off with your and and watching porn. Because it takes longer because of cleaning and stuff you will fap less, but with better quality each time.

I got myself a flight instructor model to cure my death grip and it surely feels awesome. However I can't get myself to cum inside, it gets too much sensitive.

dude stop pretending women are important for anything

>sex is fitness
No it isn't

Can confirm. It doesn't provide the same intimate experience as sex but damned if they don't give me way better orgasms

I can't imagine how miserable you would feel right after ejaculating inside one of these things
thank fuck i have a girlfriend

>everything else
What, like grabbing boobs? Just get an oppai mousepad and close your eyes, better than having your life ruined.

delete this

>Philip Queree, 37, was found guilty of indecent assault after reportedly grabbing at the victim’s breasts “really hard” to the point that the victim started crying and was in pain.
>The victim, who said she was left bruised after the encounter, accused the then-trainee doctor of using “excessive force” after she had explicitly told him not to touch her breasts.

If you're that fucking retarded, you deserve it.

>>Girls period
Ew

the difference between a lubed poket pussy and a horny vagina is minimal, but fucking it without feeling a girls soft skin on your body, hearing her soft moan on your ear is one of the worst feelings possible

get out

dude stop pretending you aren't a sad cuckold that women laugh at

looks like a scumbag tbqh

I got a fleshlight. But I think I must have used it wrongly. The vacuum inside the fake pussy was insane. Felt like it was going to rip my dick off when I was finally able to penetrate against that force. Are you supposed to have the end cap still on when fucking it?

You don't have to. The suction doesn't feel great to me, it's better to able to slide in and out freely and feel the textures. My favourites: succu Dry, pilot and Sukit Draft.