I'm a firefighter, and our fitness level can destroy most of you. What are you doing with your lives...

I'm a firefighter, and our fitness level can destroy most of you. What are you doing with your lives? Getting extra big but just fat in the process? Getting in shape just to lose all your gains and look like a pussy? Lifting for girls? Buildings ain't the only thing we soak, sweetie.
Firefighters are stronger and better athletically than soldiers and our demands are more constant. Also, we SAVE lives

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firefighters are the queerest of the public servants

In this country, soldiers have to cover for firemen everytime the fuckers go on strike.

>superior alpha male
>posting on mongolian throat singing board

pick one

ayo hol up

so u be sayin

we wuz savin lives n sheit? word homie

>I'm a firefighter
You do look a little singed

No you are not, I am a navy seal done 12 tours and can run 5 miles in about 5 minutes, beat that nerd

And you are black.

did you attain superior fitness by running away from your kid?

Yeah well you better call your buddies for help cause I just lit a cross in your yard.

I could take lives with muscles
That should break records

I only sleep with white women why would I leave one?

Lel are you trained or just talking out your ass? Put em up faygo

I can box and did high school wrestling
But that’s enough to kick your ass

Capoeira, kickboxing, and wrestling/jits for 8 years or so
We'd probably be friends but ok

>only sleep with white women
>implying i care about cracker sluts
nigger you think only pink dicks hate negros?

I am trained in Emergency medical care so yeah probably

>Veeky Forums
>99% gay

The firefighters where I live are just a bunch of fat hicks that became firefighters because Walmart doesn't offer health insurance.

>I'll beat you up
>Yeah, well I can beat you up too
>I save lives
>Me too
>Let's be friends
>o-ok

Oh you're a firefighter! How nice! So when I say to go die in a fire there's a good chance you actually will. No one gives a shit, hero boy.

I appreciate your hard work, and will not degrade you based purely on your race.

That's why I wanted the job

Noone who does martial arts is gonna be a dick unless they do something like kyokushin dick sucking
>Firefighting
>Homoerotic death seeking
I'm surprised more of Veeky Forums doesn't do this

:D

Is that why most firefighters die of heart attacks at the age of 40?

WE

WUZ

LIFESAVERS

LYFSAVORZ

Thank you for your service!
It's sad to see what the fire and smoke did to your skin...

> Sit on ass for 90% of shift
> Largely replaced by sprinklers

It's because nearly every firefighter is also an alcoholic cokehead who ea

I'll bet good money that you either aren't a firefighter, or you're a volunteer firefighter who runs around on weekends but is specifically forbidden from getting in the way of the real firies.


Anyway, most of Veeky Forums don't train specifically to not die in a fire. It's not that shocking that a firefighter can beat the average Veeky Forumsizen at firefighting.

I train BJJ with three firefighters, all more or less my weight. One of them can keep me at bay, the other two can't. They're in good shape, but physically they're not better than me.

Might actually apply there. Hours are great too.

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>better athletically than soldiers
You might be able to arm wrestle a boy scout, niglet. Half of the women in the army could beat you in a fight with their eyes closed.

lmao

this
hows having nothing to do that you have to be a first responder to justify your job

>nigger
Furthermore, have you had sex with white women? Did u give any of them aids?

I play rugby as a centre. I'm pretty sure I easily exceed the vast majority firefighters fitness level as well as their muscularity. Do have to say you got one over me on the soaking ability due to lack of a uniform.

But on the other hand I enjoy the benefits of working as a c++ developer such as: vastly improved income and career prospects.

But hey to each their own.

>person with low self esteem flips off camera

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lmao this
Op really thinks we care about coalburners
>mfw

sure
but if you’re a volunteer firefighter you’re nothing but a beer guzzling, weekend warrior

Fucking this. If anything you're helping the white race by getting rid of those degenerate bitches and adding them to your race's gene pool.

Thanks, Tyrone, you're truly our greatest ally

> Job that requires sub 70 IQ to do adequately.
> Nigger

Checks out.

Fucken water fairies are the laziest.
Did you go out for your one shout today?

Firefighters are made fun of 24/7 where I am and I doubt it's different where u are fag

You’re also a nigger which outweighs all the virtues you claim your job is.

Nigger OP BTFO

Good news here i guess, Arabs and similar folks prolly look white to black people so they will attack them as well

Be actual career firefighter who unlike OP can show proof.

>don't because I'm not an attention seeker.

You just got...BURNED!
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Girl on the right has nice thighs

Black firefighter?

A F F I R M A T I V E
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HAAAAAAAA!

>being this bored at the firehouse

Fire fighters are sick fucks that want there to always be a fire. But the moment there's a forest fire they start to cry that they're being deployed and act likes heroes when they come back. Why couldn't you guys save fort McMurray? Why did I have to lose my home? Why the fuck do you call yourselves fire fighters if you can't even stop an entire city from burning down? You know why? Because all firefighters do is complain about how boring their job is but will cry the moment a tree gets lit.

Bretty much, but you don't need to be such a fag about it. Stay safe.

Look guys a nigger

> sweetie
Fuck off back to facebook

>Also, we SAVE lives.
So do soldiers. If they didn't do what they do, there are people out there who would have killed us all a thousand times over.

Also, the military isn't just about fitness. If you've got half a brain they'll train you to be a linguist or a corpsman or a pilot. It cranks out disciplined and skilled workers who are physically fit. Only the gorillas who join get through the most intense physical training, and even they get exposed to a number of trades and skills.
Also, first responder training in the military is more comprehensive than firefighter training, and is considered a bitch job that anyone can do.

>tl:dr
It's easy to get buff when you sit on ass all day at the station. Now when your body quits on you, what skills are you going to have firebro?

kys nigger

Lifting is just a hobby, I don't get why you'd feel superior to anyone who's just improving their bodies as a hobby.
That's like an esports gamer shows up and starts shitting on people who play games for fun, makes no sense.

You know that this is just bait and nobody who is intelligent will even consider his argument?

Um, yeah, I uh, I knew that. Obviously. That post was a bait question for you and anybody intelligent would have known that.

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Lol, not OP but you made me laugh.

>First Responder training in the military is more comprehensive than firefighter training.

I work as a career firefighter.
>Bachelors in Science Paramedicine
>4 month state academy
>12 month probation
>12 month engine operator program
>12 month ladder operator program

Working on building code stuff now if I don't get transferred into a Medical Officer position.

Tell me how an 18 year old with combat life saver is "more qualified" than a "firefighter".

Your argument is baseless.

The Fire Department is merely a job, I work with guys who have masters degrees, one of the cheifs is working on his doctorate. We got meat heads and brainiacs, specialists and floor scrubbers.

Forgot to add, I also am the head chef on A shift and my dick is 12 inches long.

>most of you
>what are you doing with your lives?

being better than you. i am not most people.

stop niggerposting

Former volunteer EMS/Fire here. The physical fitness of volunteer and career firefighters, besides some of the top stations in the area, is an absolute joke.

Hoy Up, so (You) be sayin', Yoossah bettah /fit than Veeky Forums?
Das cray my dude

being in shape is your freaking job. I hope you are more athletic than those of us who lift only as a 'hobby' otherwise you'd be a fucking wuss. Dead brain.

nice bait

What the fuck is this thread, "my cocks bigger than yours" some self masturbating shit. Don't even deserve a (((you))) for such low tier bait

I punched hard wood trees til my knuckles bled. They are like stones now. I'd cut your face up with one upper cut.

>allowing firemen to go on strike
what kind of third-world country allows this?

Bachelor's of Science in Paramedicine? Nigga why not just go be a nurse and actually make money?

USA

They don't make as much as we do where I'm at and don't get to take 3 months off a year without even touching vacation bank.

Pic related. Pay stub from this summer.

Are you guys union? Being an IAFF guy my whole career I have never seen a contract allow for strike. Most specify no strike.

Do it, its the best job in the world.

>Industrial Action
>Third World Country
One of the dumbest posts in this retarded thread.

>our fitness level can destroy most of you
to be a FF in my area you have to be able to
>deadlift 250lbs
>OHP 125
>farmer walk with 90lbs in each hand for 30 yards
>run a mile under 6 minutes
that's it. besides the test thingy they give.
being a FF requires good ol farmer boy level fitness. nothing special for anyone active.

What a shit test. Has very little to do with actual firefighting.
Unless the "test thingy" you mention is actual job related.

You do realize most departments have three requirements-

>EMT or Paramedic with experience
in some places out east this is not a requirement, in some areas they will train you internally or eventually send you to school (for Paramedic).
>Physical
>Written (general knowledge sort of like the DOD ASVAB)

If you make it past that its-
>First set of interviews (usually a panel)
>Assessment center- Customer service scenario with actors, may include an EMS scenario if you are qualified, writing test (fake report).
>Chief's interview
>Job offer
>Physical (as in ECG, stress test, pulmonary test, blood work, urine sample, hands on head to toe physical)
>Psych (sit in a room and answer questions till you want to blow your brains out for a few hours followed by an awkward hour long interview with a guy paid to find a fault in you)
>Background check (Private investigator)

Passed all that? Chief calls and gives you a start date.

>Firefighter academy 3-6 months in the barracks at a state or regional or local facility.
>12 month probation

Finally you are a low ranked firefighter.

I've been a career firefighter for 7 years. I know what is involved in a recruitment process. I simply commented that the tests you put up are not related to being a firefighter. Yes being strong will help but testing someone on a their OHP is dumb when you could have them lifting tools/foam drums up onto the roof of a truck etc.

whoops, reading comprehension sucks. I now see what you meant in this post. Disregard this-

All good man.

>black fire fighter
implying you don't owe your government employment to affirmative action.

>risking smoke inhalation and 3rd degree burns

Lmao no thanks.

>tfw 6', 181lb bean
>tfw had to pull 6'4, 200+lb Marine out of a crashed vehicle

whatever fag

>5 miles in 5 minutes
So you run as fast as a car going 60mph?

I'm reporting you to 9 Metrotech shitbag. This is against FDNY policy and they will track you.

I want you to get fired you minority hire

He is obviously Houston.