Hey Veeky Forums. How true is this image?

hey Veeky Forums. How true is this image?

>implying a grill would talk to me

If you're that much of a spaghetti monster you need to get a lot of attention from women for a long time before you start to become more comfortable around them, but eventually you can be.

zero, nobody mires

Yesterday it was a weird day
>Class dismissed, test results are posted on the board.
>Short ,yet stacked 6/10 approaches me
>"Hey user, let's check our tests results, I bet you failed it"
>"uhh ok"
>get closer to her while trying to see out results on the board.
>Says "Ha, you have really gotten into fitness haven't you? you feel different this close" as she grabs my sides.
>don't know what to say, mind goes blank, remember that one post on fit.
>"Yeah, I've been doing some zumba"
>Weird silence, Come up with something funny.
>"Nah it's just anhorexia, hahahah"
>Feel face blushing, cold on my back
>Friend arrives just in time and start doing small talk
>Mfw I realize what the fuck I just said
She is known for being slutty and had been talking to me for some time, but still, getting complimented drove me straight into full autismo mode.

tell the dumb bitch it's all about reps.

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

kek

JUST

around girls
>"Wow, user. Your arms are veiny. Mind if I touch it?"
>"haha sure thing."
>"Your arms are big.."
>"well I've been working out."
Around my oneitis
>I avoid eye contact with her, palms sweaty, sphagetti filled to bursting
>Her friends laughed at the sight of a tall, fit, gruff dude spilling his sphagetti all over the floor

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DELET THIS

Translation:
She: "Hey do you know where the toillets are?"
He: "90% of it is nutrition"
She: " no...ummm...where are the toillets??"
He: "260 Bench, 400 Deadlift"

>"Yeah, I've been doing some zumba"

muh sides, man I'm spaghetti monster myself, but I honestly have to steal this line, it's awesome!

>Nah it's just anhorexia

samefag

no the only conversations I have with girls are in my head

That's probably how I'd react if a girl ever talked to me

fuk

Ok

hahaha thanks for the laugh man. You'll be fine

saying
>"Yeah, I've been doing some zumba"
was a great sentence to break the ice.
after that you went autismo though

>newfag

>gets called out on bullshit
>s-s-s-shut u-u-up n-n-newfag@@@#!
okay

The "Zumba" or "Wii Fit" line is actually good if you don't sperg out. It's a funny ice breaker.

Very true, actually.

>at the gym
>do weighted pull-ups
>a qt blonde girl in her twenties asks if she can work in
>sure
>my workout is going better than ever; the weights feel like air
>keep adding weight after every set
>between my sets the qt blonde does pull-ups, albeit without additional weight
>"Wow, you're pretty strong", the girl says after my last set
>she's miring
>"Thanks", I reply, containing the spaghetti firmly in my pockets
>I do some other exercises and finish my workout
>when I am preparing to go home, the girl happens to leave the gym at exactly the same time
>we start chatting as we're ascending from the gym, which is two stories below ground
>turns out were heading in the same direction, so we keep talking as we're walking
>I don't remember how, but somehow we found out we're both Christians
>we also have many other things in common
>it feels very nice talking to her
>"Well, this is where I live", she says and surprisingly points at the house I live at
>"I live here too."
>"Really? That's cool. Actually, I'm having sort of a party later this evening with a couple of friends. You wanna come?"
>or course I want to come, because I am liking the girl more and more by every second that passes
>she giggles, and says: "We're having this silly cooking competition with the girls - the blondes against the brunettes. Maybe you can be the judge."
>I am about to tell her about my many food allergies, which might pose a problem, when it happens
>I wake up

Had this happen but with a guy, I just nervously laughed, he hasn't come back to the gym.

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I wound have laughed at the zumba remark... whether or not it was true. She's just boring, user.

work on the ending
like she's actually there to see her long lost brother (you) or something

But that's what my dream was like. There was no long lost brother.

>I have no brother

But did you fail?

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Pretty much. My first mirin got like this
>Wow user you got big over the holidays. How much have you been lifting?
>uhh... uhm... WHOOPS
>Silence
>She goes away
Why the fuck did I said ''WHOOPS''? Just thinking about it makes me cringe so hard.

Top kek m8. Sounds like something I would say.

hahahahaha

Jesus christ son sort it the fuck out

>Kreuzheben
>cross-lifting
why

topkek
It usually is pretty funny to not mention lifting when people say you've gotten bigger.
I usually just say 'yeah I've been eating a lot' then whoever it is thinks either a) you're being modest or b) your body is magic and gains muscle just by over eating

reminds me of that post of a month ago. anyone got the screencap?

Kreuz is basically the german word for lower back

Oh didn't know that. Funny, "kruis" in Dutch means groin. Not related at all.

>tons of stronger dudes in gym
>girls at gym are all vapid bitches plastered in makeup
>full hair
I'm pretty sure I'd react like that though.

This is true, don't fall for those "lifting gave me a huge confidence boost" /pol/shit larpers. I'm exactly the same than before I started lifting and its actually worse because if you're stronger people expect you to be more confident and when they see im quiet/shy/autistic its a much bigger surprise.
focus on mental gains too

>WHOOPS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBABS

Never, ever, fuck someone who lives in the same house. Nothing more uncomfortable than splitting up and having to see each other daily because you basically live together, share a job or something similar.

My plan is to only ever fuck someone who lives in the same house, i.e. my wife.

Zumba was a good and light joke that she wouldn't believe anyway.
Anhorexia just got dark and weird. Like talking about crying yourself to sleep.

That's different since (hopefully) before deciding to marry someone, you already know them well enough to know whether you want to live together with this person. If you're forced to by circumstance, it usually ends in tears.

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Barely passed it, like by 3 or 5 points.
The pottery here is that it was in a special needs class, as in how to teach and design lessons for children with handicaps, autism included.
Coursing my last year on pedagogy.

Yeah, dutch are morons, they even swap "du" and "sie" because they want to piss us off.

Like any cartoon, its fake

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You can hide the (you) you fucking faggot

wasn't aware. Thanks

Ever since I moved to the city, all girls I know are basically toxic waste dumps of hair dye and tattoo ink and mood stabilizer medication

I mean they aren't all shrieking harpies, but I just want a decent woman to settle down with. I don't want to spend my life with someone who treats their personal demons like playing dress-up with an accessory puppy.

Nice pasta user