Someone breaks into your house

>someone breaks into your house
what are you gonna do? use your 500LB deadlift to pick him off the ground? LMAO

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Use my mma training to rape him. I'll make sure he reconsiders his career path by the time I fill his ass with cum.

>raping some nigger/sandnigger/white trash
Really bruh? At least use a stick or something.

i would shoot him with my gun?

No, bareback rape is the only thing these clowns understand

This porn was shit.

s-sauce

>buttsechs with some nigger

Say hello to Hep A and HIV

This is porn.

>someone breaks into house
>"oh shit nows my time to bareback some dude"
never change Veeky Forums

Here

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It's shit

>tiny_blonde_sucks_off_intruder

how do nomies have such an uncanny ability to turn EVERY fantasy scenario into vanilla sex as fast as possible?

It's a rest day, so shoot him

Unfortunately for the intruder, I also frequent /k/

Just shoot him

Wouldn't a handgun be better in a home invasion situation?

Shank that motherfucker

no, this thing is smaller than you think, and it's 500x more accurate.

Is it an M4? t. not very good with arms

>not dragging your intruder to your rape dungeon
AR-15
it's kinda like an M4/M16 except it's not full auto.

I have a black belt in judo

so....

Use the knife. I would use it even without me lifting, there is no correlation between those two things

No. Normal handgun cartridges have shitty ballistics when compared to those that are intermediate or full-sized. There is little difference between the three most common handgun calibers (9mm, .40, .45) and they rarely kill in one shot

This image confuses me. You just grab their ankles and shove into them? It's bad at explaining the dynamics and where to push.

only the bottom gets aids from the festering semen in their shitty bloody asshole, dummy

you grab the guy by the ankles and pull

defending yourself would be racist

thanks I needed that

B8

I'm pretty sure the mechanics of that are a lot harder than it shows.

>yank someones feet out from underneath them
>complicated

Try it with a friend and report your findings

>friend

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no, rifles are way better

Beat him up with the barbell

Rifles are better, but there is the risk of over penetration. Shotguns are dank because you can get 00 Buck which doesn’t penetrate much more than 12” max, so the chances of it punching through not only the bad guy but the wall and into an innocent dude is very unlikely.

Seriously? You'd feel the need to shoot and kill someone? With an automatic assault rifle no less? For all you know he has to feed his baby and is rightfully taking from someone much more well off than him. That's how capitalism works, no? You steal from those who do the work. Fucking Amerilards.

It's really not, you just need to have some good leverage to pull back and lift up with. Plus, once he's on the ground, your foot is right behind his jewels so he must surrender

shit b8

Do you understand parasite egg infestations in nigger asses?

Then stay the fuck away from their holes

@43257368
Weakest bait I’ve seen in ages. Not even gonna give you a you

Suplexes end fights, but no. I'll use whichever is closest: my crossbow, my short sword, or my hunting knife.

>For all you know he has to feed his baby
Id shoot that little faggot too if he stepped on my property

Fuck off
t. Swiss

Fuck my wife

t. Swede

>parents

>Grab the smashing bat that I keep in my room
>blast all star by smash mouth over blue tooth
>smash face of thief while yelling about my swamp

>>someone breaks into your house
Well, for starters I don't live in a country filled with niggers so I highly doubt it's gonna happen but I'd just let my dogs rip him apart.

>mfw this was actual propaganda fed to us as kids in canuckistan
>mfw they pulled the "stand up if you dont have blue eyes and blond hair" on us in the 1st grade
>mfw my country is probably more fucked than sweden

I know the lay out of my home and can navigate it in the dark and my dogs have already warned me about the intruder. The odds are in my favor.

If I ever have a kid and they try to make some commie brainwash bullshit to him I'll go to the school, I'll make the school officials' lifes miserable.

>tfw want to rape a woman so good it induces stockholm syndrome and she falls in love with me

This test e got me fucked up. Is there a term for this?

If you don't want your kid to constantly have to fight the commie brainwash at every turn (if you teach him well enough at home) then I would get a wife who's able and willing to homeschool ,because it has gotten exponentially worse since I graduated (from what siblings tell me), and I can't see it slowing down from here.

yeah i think it's called being a psychopath my dude

00 buck will actually penetrate more layers of drywall than ar15 you can watch YouTube videos comparing the two. If overpenetration is a concern you'd be better off with #4 buck

>>mfw they pulled the "stand up if you dont have blue eyes and blond hair" on us in the 1st grade
In first grade where I live, a police officer came into the class room and made everyone give him their fingerprints..
Is that normal for most countries?

>automatic assault rifle

>told the teacher that hitler had blue eyes
>she showed a black and white picture in the textbook and reiterated that they were brown
They also said that hitler burned down the reichstag when the record shows it was the bolshies
Canadian school system is a joke

>wife able to homeschool
It's easier to find life on Mars at this point.
That's why my if is a big IF.

no.. that is what the short barrel shotgun loaded with buck shot is for.

No, a lot of our communities are still rural enough that actually enforcing the law in a lot of places is not only expensive, but downright impossible without a ridiculous amount of police. Most rural communities have such low crime it's not even necessary though, even in most a lot of suburban places people leave doors/cars unlocked and kids leave their bikes out on the driveway and the like. Surprise surprise, 95%+ white communities don't really have any crime.

Im surprised they haven't cracked down that hard in Canada yet desu, but that's some real 1984 shit.

If you forcefully enter someone's home you sign away your right to life. You know what you're risking and you did it anyway. It's a dumb fucking thing to do. Here in america, I was homeless for 6 years and I never went a day without food. If he can't feed his kid, he doesn't deserve it and it belongs with cps. The only reason to home invade is because you're trying to die.

Isn’t that a porn scene?

Oh, I'm sorry. Did Bane break Batman's back with no core or leg muscles helping him?

Which part of the deadlift involves raising the bar above your head and slamming it into your knee?

This is some bad bait. Every European male would gladly exterminate any and all home intruders.

smack him with a barbell
>home gym master race

#4 Buck has 24” of penetration. Whoever you were told your “facts” by was wrong.

And no, 5.56/.223 will penetrate farther than 00 buck

Anyone who can deadlift nearly 5pl8 is a strong motherfucker

Use my 200 pounds clean and jerk to throw him through the fucking ceiling.

goddammit i was hoping for some fucked up femdom torture porn

If you can pull before their body reacts it isn't complicated at all. The legs are relatively relaxed, so they aren't ready to catch themselves. Similar to putting pressure behind both knees at once when somebody's relaxed. They fall before their body can react.

If somebody invades my home, I assume that they intend to harm me. They've forced me to choose myself or them to die, and I will do everything in my power to insure that I live to see the morning.

It was bait dude, why bother with a serious response?

>which part of lifting a 200 lb man in a bat costume involves exercising to make yourself stronger prior to the event?

There is always a risk of overpenetration. There is no magical cartridge that wil reliably reach the vitals of a human but won't penetrate a few layers of drywall. Given the choice, there is almost never a situation where a rifle wouldnt be preferable to both a shotgun or pistol

Because I have nothing else to do tonight.

45 ACP Hollow Point delivered from a Kimber Custom II 1911. It's always loaded with 8 round TakMags. It's under my pillow every night.

Hollow points and soft points

>Kimber

.
How many rounds do you think you'd get off before that over priced piece of shit jammed?

Using a hollow point/soft point doesnt decrease the energy enough to prevent it from going through a couple walls. Even if it did, you wouldnt want to use it because it wouldnt reliably kill.

Are you implying that hollowpoints that are properly designed have ANY risk of overprnetration? And that they can’t kill?

>Are you implying that hollowpoints that are properly designed have ANY risk of overprnetration?
Yes you fucking mong. All hollowpoints and softpoints can overpenetrate. What do you think happens to the bullet when it hits someone? It doesnt just disappear and with enough energy (not much) can easily go through a human body.

>And that they can’t kill?
Ill take reading comprehension for $1000

>implying he can enter my manlet cave
heh 5'5" nothing personnel

Man you really know nothing of guns. If your hollow point overpenetrates then you didn’t load a hollowpoint. Stop posting about guns, ou clearly don’t own or shoot any

this is real life not movies bruh

>all hollowpoints can overpenetrate
If you’re not aiming CoM sure. Otherwise no. They’re specifically designed to NOT over penetrate

Any round that passes FBI protocols will pass through sheet rock, car doors, auto glass, clothing, etc. It also has to penetrate 12" into ballistic gel. So yeah hollow points will over penetrate. They're much less likely to than an FMJ round, but I still wouldn't want to be on the other side of the wall when you guys go blasting away.

no I'll probably shoot him with my AR loaded with polymer tip rounds

>12”
>overpenetrate

You realize that the gel isn’t an exact translation to flesh right? A hollowpoint with “12 of penetration (which fails the FBI standard by the way) will NOT overpenetrate a human. We’re talking humans, no walls. You know this right?

>They’re specifically designed to NOT over penetrate
Heres a shocking thought: you couldnt possibly load a round that would reliably kill men of most sizes and not overpenetrate in some of them. Even if you could, you cant guarantee every shott will hit center mass or even hit the target at all.

So you're assuming that you're going to hit every round. And you're assuming you're going to hit center mass every time? That's a pretty big assumption considering you'd be liable for whatever happens on the other side.

Yes you can. There’s an entire ballistic science to it. You are proving yourself noguns with each post

Man up and fight him barefist like our ancestors. Guns and weapons are a meme. We work out and we live like the men we are truly meant to be. With each punch he should reconsider his existence. When he surrenders then give him some food and water and listen to the motheruckers excise for getting into this line of work. Since we are chads, we run businesses, we can hook him up with a decent job so he can support his family and become a decent human.

>plays standard conditions until it doesn’t help his argument

If you don’t shoot CoM then you’re poorly conditioned with your firearm.

>this was done with our whole class
>I didn't want to because I knew it was criminal related
>I was sent home

I just realized I was a part of an experiment. I'm going to homeschool my kid, I lived in California and that still happened.

Ive got more in ammo then youve got in guns, friend. The difference between adequate penetration and overpenetration can literally be sub 100j. Sizes of human bodies vary wildly. There is always a chance of overpenetration.

>spouts literal uneducated bullshit
>”I swear I own guns”

The fact that you claimed 12” gel penetration would overpenetrate humans shows how much of a LARPer you are.

Youre arguing against two people you mong. Try to make an argument that isnt "hurr noguns"