Matches you on tinder

you're probably retarded when it comes to the first message, you know?

desu a lot people just swipe right really fast without looking to save time and then sort through the matches they like

>let me prove to you that I'm a virgin incel

>finally start peaking at 23
>Tinder is like shooting fish in a barrel
>I'm caught in something of a relationship for the first time in years and I feel guilty trying to go for some side action

what do

What she doesn't know doesn't hurt you.

>are you me?
I haven't done anything, yet. But I don't want to be mid30 regretting not banging some sloots. Worse yet, my dad always told me to keep women on the side so it feels not as wrong as it should

Exactly what a fucking whore roastie coalburner would say. Straight to the shower for you and your kind, kike.

t. virgin

Prison guards at Auschwitz often slept with hot Jewish girls, if there were any, in exchange for favors.

The rampant cheating that is promoted on this board has made me so jaded to men. I will never become emotionally connected to a man where I will feel hurt when I eventually find out he's been cheating. Thanks for the heads up Veeky Forums

No problem. Just remember folks - it's ok to cheat on your SO if she does not share the sam ethnicity.

>What she doesn't know doesn't hurt you.
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>she’s white
>I’m not
Sweet

Serves her right.

>some virgins on the internet trying to seem masculine joke about cheating
>all men cheat

Don't be a cunt, Veeky Forums is just pessimistic. They assume the same of women.

Unless you plan on marrying her, there's really no reason not to experiment with other women.

>wanting to fuck tinder sluts
>wanting to be part of the cock carousel
Why doesn't aids kill more people? How can we accelerate its spread? Brave New World fucking cancer.

She honestly deserves worse.

...

Ew
>I hope you gave her AIDS

You realize men like to talk shit right? My buddies think I slay left and right because I attract a lot of women when we go out, but I'm still a virgin.

They know, kiddo.

>constantly funny and interesting
>they reply with "loooooool" "hahaha omg" and the like but never contribute to the conversation

>banging sluts
>regret

You'll regret getting herpes and betraying the woman you love, you won't regret not fucking some roastie

Modernity was a mistake.

This.
Normies have a like sixth sense or something

What happened.. I just want a real relationship and every girl just wants to bang anything and everything it seems. How did it come to this?

inb4 "jews, feminism, post-modernism" or any other typical /pol/tard answer

No, this board is for physical fitness. Fuck off to /soc/, you illiterate nigger

Answer the question then.

Kill yourself. Sleeping around is for niggers

I think it's been a long and slow spiritual decay of "The West" collectively. All of the cultural problems in anons reply here are symptomatic of this spiritual decay. I could go into some pretty long winded esoteric explanations as to why, but multiculturalism has always been the most tangible the root of the problem (including those races which encourage it).

there's nothing to answer when your post contains dumb shit like "every girl just wants to bang anything and everything it seems". if your social life had even the slightest pulse you'd realize how retarded this is. open a window, get some air, and try doing something besides posting on this gook cartoon site for once

Yeah but you're keeping up appearences with your buddies. What about on an anonymous weeb board? There's nothing to prove? The truth all comes out.

I have the opposite problem. I'll be fucking a girl and eventually she wants a relationship but I just wanna hang and bang. Let's switch

>experiment
I wonder what happens if i put my dick in here... yep, exactly as I had hypothesized. I shall log these results and try another.

tits or gtfo

>there's nothing to answer
user has clearly identified a shift in cultural norms over time and generalized for dramatic effect, stop being a brainlet and explain the shift. Focusing on hyperbole is simply a confession that you are either too stupid to see the shift, or have no explanation for its occurence.

its not the 60s anymore where you can buy a house and a car and live comfortable from a blue collar salary. everybody is in college now, someone takes pre classes, someone stays longer, its not unusual to still study in your late 20s without much work experience.
you cant have kids and marry someone at 22 anymore.
also the 90s generation is having the least amount of sex according to studies so its not a recent shift at all.

Problem there is once she's done with you and every other guy she's fucked, she's emotionally damaged and less capable of pair bonding on as deep of a level. The relationship between the number of sexual partners a woman has had are positively correlated to the her likelihood of divorce. The relationship is basically linear, and she's basically totally ruined after just 2-3 guys.

Kind of the exact opposite of Battered Woman's Syndrome... where a woman is so tightly pair bonded to a guy it doesn't matter how physically abusive he is she won't leave. The opposite here is that she's so emotionally damaged she's incapable of pair bonding, commitment, etc... so the real world consequences of promiscuity and hookup culture is that you're basically manufacturing future divorces between these women, and future bankruptcys for whatever man they scam into a pregnancy or marriage.

tl:dr Chads need another world war to die off in so they stop destroying everything.

>Women are incapable of accountability and loyalty
>it's all men's fault!

If anything things got toned down a lot. Just think about the time where hard drugs were legal and extremely popular. Heroin? The hippie movement? Then the punks? The early rave scene? The time where benzos were prescribed for daily usage to everyone?

Everything is a lot more regulated now, drugs, parties, events. Heck, even look at porn, there was a bunch of animal/scat/you name it in the 90s but its regulated now. On a personal level people might feel more liberated but the rules and law got more strict. The only thing that has changed is the internet and social media, making an entire generation insecure.

Should I do Tinder? I want to cum into pussy desu. What's the likelihood of that? 1/30?

what should i say bros

>you cant have kids and marry someone at 22 anymore
I know three couples off the top of my head with three kids, a husband that works, and a stay at home mom. It's absolutely still workable. Your explanation doesn't explain WHY th trend came about... why college is considered "mandatory" and why women and men have come to devalue motherhood, why the level of hedonism in society has increased so substantially. Your reply is summarized as, "thats just the way it is now" when the question was asking why and how it became this way.

It's fine if you have no answer, most people don't.

>the level of hedonism in society has increased so substantially

But this isn't true.

Two or three partners really doesn't seem like that much. They definitely do get attached to me and I occasionally go with it but always know in the back of my mind I'll break up with them.

I'm not blaming ONLY men, but it is true that women are basically children for life mentally. Sure, we try to hold them to a higher standard now because of "equality" but men and women are not equal. If you believe they are that is a bluepill you need to sort out.

They don't understand their urges or their behaviors, and this is evolutionarily so because they never had to. PUA communities have reduced the manipulation of womens emotions to evoke sexual submission to a fairly straight forward mechanical process as a result. It makes complete sense from a biological standpoint. They were always primarily resource consumers and men were always resource providers. You can't change hundreds of thousands of years of evolution in a few decades and waves of feminism. Men propose and women dispose, but given the saturation of hookup culture and the flood of proposals it is no shocker that women eventually relent and succomb to human urges.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI
Basically

Women operate in the moment to moment based on their feelings. If you're fucking them pretty good you'll get that reaction in the short term. What is the longest relationship you've maintained?

Also see

Kek

Four years, why? Out right now so I can't watch your video.

Hedonism is more than just sexual user. People walk around craving dopamine hits from status updates on social media and are literally crippled if you take their phones away. Children are being raised with tablet babysitters. Drug use is easily flat or increased if you count pharmacy prescribed pain killers that people abuse. Alcohol companies are not seeing reductions in profit or sales, and more and more people are using these along with marijuana as opposed to harder stuff... though you do have massive meth problems in poor white (often rural) neighborhoods. The housing boom in the early 2000's where people were scrambling to buy and build houses for flipping etc... the rampant materialism and thirst and drive to accumulate more and more and more stuff.

All you're looking at are different metrics, but the underlying decay is there.

> wah wahhhh, I am entitled to pussy

you need to get off Veeky Forums

one or the other, don't cheat on the missus.

don't degenerate yourself like the many cheat whores out there

>matches with you on bumble
>lets the match expire

If you're so quick to put everyone in the same basket you don't deserve to love

not him. what's wrong with what he wrote? I mostly agree with him

>Match up with some qt
>We talk and I get her number
>Moved to my area recently from another country (she's white).
>She doesn't speak English well, but who the fuck is good at it anyway?
>She is 5 years younger than me, and she's pretty Veeky Forums and so on.
I am just trying to play it super slow. Try not to compliment her, kinda keep is professional. I pray she doesn't ghost.
p-please respond ;_;

...

I'd just jerk off at that point

>message guys first
>no response or stops responding within a couple of days
Sigh. It's not just guys that deal with rejection.

But I am open to criticism. Tis my profile. Comments?

Marry mdmrae she's as good as it gets apparently

It's not cheating if a man's doing it.

It hit too close to home

Have you considered taking a picture of yourself that shows your actual face, with no memes and cutesy poses and shit?

>hello

This

My face clearly shows in the 2nd and 4th pictures...

That's just unfortunate man

Should I create a fake account? The idea of cat fishing sounds fun

I LARP'ed as zyzz in the NYC area and just got uglies and fatties.

So it didn't really work.

6'4 with a good face Hahaha I don't even have to message them. I started it two weeks ago and get to pick and choose. Hahahaha

How easily do they fall for it?

Getting matches by the min, no amount of lifting will get you these results.

Because it's a textbook example of amplifying everything x100 and being overly dramatic for no reason.
It's like when you first don't study to an exam and youre being anxious about it, how you gonna drop out, not make it, life is over then you go to the exam and find out that at least half the class knows less than you. And you all going to make it in the end.
Yeah there are attention seeking whores for sure but the vast majority dont like them and you can find someone who doesn't spend half his time on Instagram.
His entire post is a perfect example of having no life experience and getting your entire knowledge from others on the internet. This is exactly what incels do when they sit around in their basement all they and make posts like "Its over!!!:(((( im only 5'9 its over for me :(((" Stop sperging out and calm down.
Nothing in life is half as serious as the internet makes it look

post profile
>inb4 incel catfish

>I'm crazy it's sure and somehow it's there
What did she mean by this?

1.Are you talking to guys that are far away from you?
>Just looking to hang out with people
2. Guys don't want to hang out with women. They want to date women.

>5311 miles away

Stop being a nigger.

Sorry user, it's getting bad.

Whats stopping me from adding 2 inches to my height?

most girls cant even tell the difference

>psychological fitness
lel

sage

>amplifying
Yeap, everything is great, nothing to see here. Ignore history, I'm sure it won't matter. Yolo!

I hear ya and can completely relate to that exam analogy. I've been a shut in for the last two months so I've become kinda cynical desu,

Starting a job on Monday, though. Hopefully that should help recalibrate my perspective.

Taking Christmas leave to London ( :^))

If you're 6+ inches taller than a girl it doesn't matter. It matters if she's close to your height and can compare since she'll call you out on your bullshit.

>catfishing in current year

13 year old emo girls used to do that on myspace