You're at the gym when this guy slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?

You're at the gym when this guy slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?

Also, he's 6'8'', well over 400 pounds and the world's strongest man in the world.

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"i told you not to wear those leggings"

Ankle pick his ass

Grab his ass

Fuck you that was exactly the same shit I was going to post

Ankle pick to footsweep is gold

I don't actually wrestle. I just like MMA and Tony Ferguson is funny.

>world's strongest man in the world.

You should wrestle. Wrestling is a very fun sport

Can’t stand this cunt

I doubt he would, Brian Shaw seems like a nice guy.

>jelly sammy

bite his neck open with my teeth, that's only if he slaps my ass.

Why would I bring a gf to the gym?

>your GF

>implying i have a gf

He was a cool dude when I met him at an expo

That's not Eddie Hall

Throw a 45 at his head and decapitate him. Game over Ivan Drago

i climb him and kick his ass

he's a life size teddy bear

I would call him a faggot since my gf is a trans

pulling a few hundred pounds up off the ground doesn't make you strong

Call the police and destroy any life he has with sexual harassment scandels.

...

Slap his ass, wink it him and then prepare to be raped, murdered or both.

Life's over-rated anyway.

Kick brian in the balls and run he wont catch me

Brian Shaw would never do that.

He's a family man and a gentle giant.

My GF, yeah... haha what if he did that to my gf....

I've watched videos of this guy.

The dude can't even do simple movements or speak for a few seconds before having to catch his breath. The labored breathing is apparent.

Dude will probably die young.

Flop onto my back and coax him into my guard. He's as good as dead.

I grabbed a handful of Obie's ass at a convention once

it was cool and pillowy

>picture of Robert Oberst
>showing his worst event

What did he mean by this

If being strong/big had a direct correlation with fighting ability, these guys would go into UFC because that’s where the money is right now. These “blocks your paths, slaps ass” threads don’t account for the fact that most guys into bodybuilding or powerlifting really can’t fight for shit. Sure, they have an advantage over your average couch potato, but that’s about it.

I'd be happy if Brian Shaw gave me a high-five

Why would he slap my god father?

Take my girl to ER because that guy probably slaps pretty hard.

Have him arrested for sexual assault

>strongest man in the world
false, thats not eddie hall you fag

I slap his face back. I don't like him but I am a heavy guy who do alot of wrestling and sambo

This man has made a fatal mistake. He focused so much on his ''functional strength'', yet all it would take is for me to slap him and he could simply NEVER catch me as I run laps around him til he collapses.

>the world's strongest man in the world.

Or maybe they enjoy lifting more?

I dont need to do anything, she kicks his ass. Though they're very small, he still has testicles.

kek

Guys at this level aren’t doing it because it’s fun. It’s a job. But yeah, might still be more fun than getting kicked in the face. Still though, you just don’t see guys built like this succeed in fighting sports.

This came very close to making me lose my beverage all over the monitor.

for an autist such as yourself I can understand.

He is a pretty cool dude esp. if he rustles your jimmies

kek

I slap his ass and compliment on the size and hardness of his glutes.

>shoot low, and ankle pick
>convert it into top/bottom for points, release
>bait your leg, reverse, get points
>keep distance, circle and wear him down for at least one period
>start top/bottom next period, use your superior cardio conditioning to your advantage and crossfire sprawl to point him, release
>exit ring to reset, giving him top advantage
>short sit out to Peterson roll, use his exhaustion to end the match with critical points advantage to win more overall points for your team

>crossfire
Cross face*

He's not the world's strongest man en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_World's_Strongest_Man

>cant even incline bench more than a lifetime natty
>worlds strongest man

pick one and only one faggot

youtu.be/KA5qvz5juCs?t=3m22s

>Veeky Forums
>gf

"p-please don't do that."

KEK

>pretend it didn't happen
>get stronger
>hyperfocus over it
>GF leaves you because of unhealthy obsession
>realize you'll never be strong enough
>sudoku