Have a good gym session user! I love your muscles so much!! But I love YOU more!!!!

Women can't love anything.

Time to wake up

begone you wench, I have no time for your mortal qualms

Fuck you bitch you just jinxed it

She's ugly

I have a home gym and my wife always comes and stares at me when I'm lifting. It drives me crazy. I finish my set and won't start the next one until she leaves.

You're gay

Hi Eric

olga you whore

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> I love your muscles so much!!

But how to fix face and backne?

I'll b back for that lady dick, sweety

>posting a MILF-hunter Kakyoin cosplay with that text

how much do you suppose she gets paid to have saudi's piss on her and watch her fuck goats?

>uhh ok whatever mom

>Tfw in a loveless and sexless relationship

I have unironically considered suicide to escape. But i decided not to. Slowly killing myself with steroids and coke.

K

They love money, free stuff, attention, and most of all, themselves

She looks like a dirty jezzy. Whore eyed bitch. -2/10

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>Just wish she was cute like Olga Katysheva
Don't we all...

i want my dick inside her

fuck this thread
i dont feel anything anymore

>Tfw was in a loving but sexless relationship

Split. It's only going to get harder the longer you stay.

Why is my daughter addressing me by my first name

Underrated

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My wife. Made her cum with my bicep this morning, that was pretty sweet

That is perfectly believeavle.

She really likes deep fisting.

>But I love YOU more!!!!
retard

I didn't work out this hard for you to love my personality, pack your bags bitch, I don't wanna see your shit when I'm back from the gym.

tfw hot girl sat next to me on the train when almost all the seats were free

>gains goblins

Thanks Mom!

If I had a mom like this I would probably kill myself

Me too. By suffocating on her stinky panties.

Imagine her finding you like that,under a pile of used panties, raging boner, cum everywhere

What a way to go

I don't need your gratitude slut.

No you don't, don't lie to me

hey eric

And she'd never be able to tell anyone lol.

It's super easy. Haven't you ever heard of girls humping pillows or couch cushions? It's the same idea

What,is your arm as soft as a pillow?

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Begone gains goblin

the fuck is wrong with u

What would you prefer your gf to say?

>I feel sexually attracted by your body to a sufficient level and feel your personality and past behaviors have demonstrated to my satisfaction that you can be trusted and call provide mentally stimulation also.
>Defining love as a combination of sexual attraction, trust, shared interests, and common goals, I profess I love you to an extent sufficient for an exclusive relationship
*tips vagina*

gold

Sup eric

T-thanks. Y-y-you too.

Why everytime I come to Veeky Forums some random girl shows up to either tell me some awkward shit or ask me something stupid?

:')

>When I get back home I'm going to fuck you raw, then I'm going to take you out to eat.

>tfw gf has actually said this

Not true. They love themselves and they love attention.

>remember times when I used to exchange cute notes with my gf during class
Great memories but looking back, that was probably disgusting to witness for our seat neighbors.

This might come as a surprise but men are supposed to be strong. Physically and emotionally.

Finally, after all these years, a slavfu.

Posting underaged girl to trap horny dyels.

FBI pls.

My gf is off to India on Thursday.

I keep telling her to be wary of pajeet and the poo witches.

She thinks I'm joking.

I'm not joking.