Those are some impressive muscles you've cultivated....but they wont help you against my blade

Shoot him. Just because I lift doesn't mean I don't carry.

Bring it on, chump.

>anti personnel, kid

>unzips katana
heh
nothin personnel kid

>Toppest kek
>Muh sides
Have a pic for making me laugh

Question guys, if a Jon Pall Sigmarsson type dude stomped down on a little neckbeards feet, grabbed on to his torso and started pulling up with everything he's got, do you think he could rip him in half?

what a shitty pic, take it back

>Have a pic
>posts a thumbnail
what did he mean by this

>not consuming his sword for the iron gains
not gonna make it

No problem for Jón Páll

>Heh... how pitiful... you mere mortal... my blades were forged in the sun with the tears of odin himself... you don't stand a chance...

This is what I get for being g a shitty phoneposter

>*my glasses catching a gimps of the sun*
>*trench coat flaps against the wind*
>your stance is impressive, but you see
>*drops pair of 100lb dumbbells*
>I was actually in the middle of a farmer's walk
>*Teleports behind you*
>heh... Nothin personal kid

Let’s fight right now pussy
* flex a cep* hows this for a start

*walks out of the shadows*

>tsk tsk tsk, nice try kid...you don't stand a chance.

*Draws line in dirt with katana*

>Turn back now or suffer my blade

is there a virgin version like this?

yeah the guy who drew it

>implying he won't deflect your bullets.

Glock 'im in the face?

Heh, finally a worthy opponent!

Ok, I kek'd pretty hard. Good job, lads.

i already said that fucking line read the thread JESUS

I don't understand this

*tips fedora*

Kek

Use my muscles to cleave him in half through his guard with a two handed greatsword

Cold steel advertisements are commercial kino

I'm just going to leave now, nothing could top this

This is such a hilarious channel, those guys are obviously not pretending

>*unsheathes barbell*
biggest mistake of your life, kid

I'd fucking blow up in his face. Pussies like this quake at the slightest show of agression.

Did no one ever teach you to never bring a sword to a GUN fight?

do a 360 and walk away

To be fair it's probably a lot of fun

STR>dex

All right, Veeky Forums, you win, after a year of these katana fedora threads, I've finally caved in and bought a katana and a fedora (as a joke, I swear). How long do I have before my gf cheats on me with Chad and my mom starts sending me nudes of her fucking Jamal?

It is so damn autistic.

Include me in the screencap

>"heh ..."
>do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper
>"You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!"
>"bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing
>"TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper
>"AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!"
>do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart
>"heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid"

...

shall we?

>Big keks

>IED
Improvised explosive device. "Anti-personnel, kid" implies how he would be using it. Surely you've heard of IEDs. You were old enough to watch the news (or at least hear about it) between 2003 and 2012-ish, right?

>tfw you would unironically lose to some 110 pound faggot with a katana because muscles don't make you bullet proof
why live Veeky Forums

>This guy is charging at you in full berseker armor
WHAT DO YOU DO!?

Laugh as he pitifully tries to pierce steel plate

> Roll dubs to fuck Casca.
> Again

>Roll dubs do lunge attack

fucking oh man

join his team to get sacrificed in eclipse 2: electric boogaloo

related alert

well fuck

>throw idolm@aster in my ps3
>animation freezes indefinitely
>final blow is never drawn, walk away safe
ez

...

>never react to winf
>laws of physiques

nice

>Blahinoooo

...

*unrack barbell*
you are not gonna make it

I'll just spam a 1 second paralyze spell until he dies from dehydration
>Impressive blade, won't help against my gimmicky gamebreaking spells :^)

>Flex abs
>His sword smashes into them and it splits in two
>I chuckle for it has tickled
>Pick him up by the scruff of his neck
>"We done playing with toys kid?"
>Superman punch him so hard my fist becomes a black hole that engulfs his head
>His body falls to the ground headless
>"Hehe guess I got a little carried away"
>Scratch the back of my head
>Let off an awkward smile

>Not having iron hard abs against bullets
>Not having superglutes from squatting to propel yourself several dozen meters into the air
>Not digesting enough protein for your farts to become a flamethrower
>Not having a barbell around to fight multiple Jedi with
Never gonna make it

...

Your mortal steel cannot hurt me

>I have waited a long time for this, user
>let's dance

*unzips diaper*
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Doh ho ho

>Coldsteel doesn't sell zweihanders anymore
Missed the boat, feels bad man

Fucking hell mate, I scared my cats laughing.

Ha nice

>So you have finally arrived, welcome to my castle

*jumps down from tree*
>heh..it's been a while since I had a good fight
*licks blade*
>let's dance

...

Ask him his favorite Christopher Hitchens quote and kick him in the head while he's reciting it

>no materia
Never gonna make it

youtu.be/w_8tGC9UEKE

punch him in the dick cos he's a fag

Gets me everytime

I SMASH HER HEAD IN, LIKE THIS.

zweihänders werent meant to be sharp though.

>bulletproof
>katana
no shit

>another filthy kaffir to stand before my blade
*unsheaths scimitar*
>off with your head... infidel...

This better be in Bloodborne II

...

I love how he can't hold up the lmao sefiroth sword without bracing his elbow at his side.

swords dont shoot bullets senpai

Whatever.

theres going to be BB 2? Like for real? oh man

*shuts the fuck up*
you win, kid

laugh at the pathetic human race