Zyzz was once king of Veeky Forums. Now, he is gone. Rich Piana took his place. He, too, is gone. We need a new king...

Zyzz was once king of Veeky Forums. Now, he is gone. Rich Piana took his place. He, too, is gone. We need a new king, Veeky Forums. Someone with a unique persona, living and lifting in a way like no other. I nominate Eric Bugenhagen as our new king. What do you think?

I too believe Eric is the best and only correct choice to take the mantel of Veeky Forums's king

fuck off cunt. our king will forever be jojan. now piss off back to r/incels

AlphaDestiny is just like Ariq Al-Bugenhaygen but better in every way so i say we nominate him instead

do not worship any man
be your own king

This is the only correct answer there will ever be. If you have to fanboy over someone else's gainz (even if they are respectable and worth mirin) you have the potential to be average at best.

AlphaDestiny is a manlet. He is disqualified.

Autism, the thread

I nominate omer assmuffin

i second the ass chested weightlifter

however

scooby is still alive and having gay sex

Read that as manlet then i looked up his height lol

i hate omar so much, i watched like 3 or 4 videos and it's him rambling nonstop

Have you forgotten about the aesthetic king, Jeff?

Eric doesn't have enough ments to be King. He has no structure to his online persona to have mass appeal

IT IS

Fucking yes!

why the fuck is there the mustache
he's hot shit but the fucking mustache makes him look like a gay dad from the 80s
what the fucking shit this honestly pisses me off

>We need a new king, Veeky Forums.
No. You just want someone to obsess over.

Obviously Dom

Excuse me?

He`s too short to be king, he can be a court jester

Nah, keep eric on the down low, he doesn't need the popularity

we are a monarchy no more, Veeky Forums is a republic

*Thump* *Thump* *Thump*
I-Ishleyy?
*Thump* *Thump*
BIST BINCH

^^^

He looks like he swallowed a sea turtle what the fuck

What's Eric's height?

>doing GOMAD for 10+ years
my hero

6' 2" aka literally the perfect height

KANG CONFIRMED

Hes not a cookie cutter hes the tom platz of abs, you heard it here first

literally who?

Why don't you fuckers just go to the gym and do your training instead of idolizing roided-up faggots that you'll never ever look like?

Jason Bloho obviously

At the gym right now resting between squats and eric inspired me

>needs external 'inspiration'
never going to make it
motivate and 'inspire' yourself or inevitably fail

We need a new age of the Veeky Forums hierarchy, it should be one of us, instead of those big shots it should be the common man, I'm still dyle, so I can't do it, but someone can step up to the plate

we need ennui back to claim the throne

?

swole handsome fella that used to post here

are you joking he's gonna be in WWE
eric represents the common man, natty autismlifting every day in his basement deadlifting massive ass shit to get joocy. he represents everything a Veeky Forumsizen should strive for: A V E R A G E latino gf, big lifts, and peak autism. he made it on his own through perseverance.

scarcity + use = value

theres a reason why yt chans with 1m+ followers are shit and the ones with 100-10k are pure gold nuggets

He was also an E L I T E wrestler on the state level.
He got the common man ethos, but he's anything but common.

Our king is vynzz brah

But is he an active member of fit? Or is he just someone to look up to

that's not a jefferson

That's erics' real name dummy

yeah i cocked up
he's answered questions in threads once or twice

Jeff is and always will be our king

Does he fulfill all the requirements?

You newfags are just terrible.

This is the timeline

>Zyzz
Jeff tries to take his place but is defeated by scooby
>Scooby
scooby goes into hiding, Fronk is2nd in command
>Frank Yang
Fronk become depressed again
>Memory of Zyzz
the guys who started lifting in 11-12'' made it by now so the popularity of zyzz dies
>faggotry

give or take

probably, actually, if you count wrestling as a martial art

i wouldn't be able to tell you how big his dick is

We have had 3 kings - Zyzz, Yang and Scooby. They were the kings because they posted here.

We need a King from our land. That is who we are. That is who we have always been.

Closest person I can think of is Latsbrah on account of him actually browsing Veeky Forums and being strong, tall, aesthetic and actualy pretty handsome these days (though looked incel as fuck when he was younger).

>P E A K

He is too boring.
Rich was the best thing after Zyzz.

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>15
I... I made it bros...

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>Rich Piana

never happened

show your chart!

cope more spaghetti bone faggot

GET YE GONE GOLEM

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Kings aren't elected.

Easy...Strongest man in the world

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new fag here, whats 1/2/3/4 lifts mean?

1pl8 OHP
2pl8 Bench Press
3pl8 Squat
4pl8 Deadlift

You niggers are retarded. YOU HAVE TO BROWSE AND POST TO BE KING OF FIT.
The only worthy king is masT or Bimbo.

To be honest "King of Veeky Forums" is more like a dictatorship position not a democratically elected one. The guy just kind of brings his blackshirts with the sleeves cut off, kicks down the door, calls himself fuhrer and establishes his own Liftwaffe.

its over

Is that filthy frank

It's Harry Potter.

So he cast wingardium leviosa on the bar?
LOL GEDDIT?

Omar is SHIT

He's been remaking the same 5 videos for the last 3 years, the shit is pointless.

Damn...

You forgot tiny chimp

nah son, you need the sexually active point to get the dad bonus

Training to fight le Voldemort XD

Eric is our guy

No, we can't have kings of fit.

They have five year terms and die after the five is up.

We can't keep doing this lads, we can't give death sentences. I can't handle it another time.

scoobs the true king of Veeky Forums. we miss you, scoobs.

zyzz our sweet prince.

there is no debate about this, newfriends.

>Bulgarian ppl

You will never be alphas if you need a king you fucking cucks.

Never gonna make it.

We wuz kangz

this dude is literally making money off of other people's work, he says nothing original or inventive

BOOGPOSTING

MIND

did he? No one screencapped this shit?

>rich piana took his place
>OP wasn't even here for the gooby puzzlemaster days

>fronk become depressed again

Fucking kek

HAHA YEAH AND THEN WE DOXED HIM AND MADE HIM LEAVE YOUTUBE FOR A WHILE HAHAHA PREMIUM STUFF M8

you act like I did that. Veeky Forums isn't one person . I liked having gooby here and he can suck all the dicks he wants.

The bugez is a worthy king of fit

Zyzz wasnt a king

He is a god

>Not lifting for the King of Kings
It's like you don't even want to make it to eternal life.

SET

IT IS

Scooby is still Alice unless you count turning someone gay is a death sentence, and if you are remember Whiteeyou are

>imblyan that wasnt what happened

Omg how perfect is Bimbo

>not a natty cuck
>has cool tattoos
>isnt a faggot cut reptilian dick sucking yt celery
>doesnt say No Homo

Doesn't Bimbo literally do gay porn and used to live with his ex who fucked dudes all the time?

No one from Fraud is the King. They're all completely fucked in the head.